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I know that we’re all human, OR WHATEVER, and that just because you’re rich and famous doesn’t mean you don’t have any problems or concerns, but at the very least, when you’re rich and famous, you don’t have TOO MANY problems and concerns. You have some, maybe. At the most you have a manageable amount of problems and concerns. So, as usual, Gwyneth Paltrow is just a fucking liar lying all over the place. From People:
As for her current role in Country Strong, Paltrow confessed to some transgressions from her normally clean-living philosophy to help her get into character as an alcoholic singer.
“You just get really drunk all the time,” she says. “Which is awesome! At least I did anyway, it’s not very professional. There’s a Bloody Mary at 10 a.m. and keep it going all day!”
The thrill, she added, was stepping outside her regimented life.
“It was actually very liberating and amazing to play somebody who just didn’t think about consequences because I’m so responsible with my life, and too worried about everybody and my kids and where’s everybody going,” Paltrow says.
Haha. “Where’s everybody going?” I bet Gwyneth asks that a lot, like, after she’s been talking about sinks for 10 seconds or what have you. $1700 face wash. The quote about bloody marys is also VERY COOL. She just seems like fun. But fun in an overly RESPONSIBLE and CONCERNED way. You know, that kind of fun? Fun that is also a drag? Good grief. Can she at least pick a fake person to fake be and stick with it? She’s all over the garbage map!
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“…at the very least, when you’re rich and famous, you don’t have TOO MANY problems and concerns.”
But Gabe, what about the Wallace-Combs Theory (“Mo Money Mo Problems”)?
She has 99 problems, and she herself is one
good one, uncle jay!
“I am the worst, AMONG OTHER THINGS.” – Gwyneth
i read this comment before I learned about Sarah Larson. I didn’t get it at first but now I do #thecircleoflife
“Uncle Jay, why is mommy drunk all the time?”
“Acting!”
If I could have a Bloody Mary at 10 a.m. and call it “research”, I’d fuckin’ well brag about it too.
Bloody well.
Lorry, lorry, lorry.
Where I come from, we start drinking Bloody Mary’s at 8am. Call if Ref:
“FAKE & GAY!”
I love how the dude on the left reacts whereas the dude on the right keeps stomping up and down and looking forward, completely unfazed.
Alcoholics: Up at 10am since 19fuckingnever
Maybe still up, but definitely not up.
This just confirms that Lindsey Lohan is the greatest actress of all time. We just haven’t yet seen her in the role that she’s clearly spending a couple of decades preparing for.
I don’t know who is worse: her for claiming that she is a country girl, or the idiots who will buy Country Strong tickets and Country Strong soundtracks who are convinced she’s a country girl. This is like the Talent Mr. Ripley all over again. I think.
*Talented “I am the worst (speller).”
She is. She is the worst. I have solved that problem for you.
And I thank you.
I worried about Gwyneth, you guys. I think she really has a drinking problem…but don’t we all?! Tinychat knows what I’m talking about!
I drink, I get drunk, I accidentally take my shirt off on TinyChat
WHERE’S THE PROBLEM
I only did that once, BUT IT WAS NIGHT-TIME OK?
Can I put in a request for Movie Club this week?
I saw this preview when I went to see True Grit and in the 3-second interval of silence between I just went “BLARRRRRRRRFFFFF.”
My mom was not amused, but the people in the seat behind me were.
I did the same thing (although mine was more of a prolonged “UGHHHHH” and pulling my t-shirt over my face so I didn’t have to see it) and my mom’s reaction was the same.
mine was more of grab the 2 chairs in front of me and “BBBLLLLAAAAAHHHHH”, shaking me head back and forth like golum from the 2 towers…
Can I put in a request for Movie Boycott for this week forever?
The way her head jerks back, it almost looks like she’s being assassinated by a sniper. But then she smiles and opens her eyes, letting us all know she’s still around and also the worst and she was just “acting.”
This makes my skin crawl.
If she was really getting into the role, she would have had those drinks in the back of a pickup lorry and drank from one of these.
Seriously, can we talk about how of course she’d drink bloody marys? That’s the holistic microbiotic pescetarian or whatever her weird rich people luxury diet is of alcoholic drinks.
How is this irresponsible? if a person can make condescending art, get drunk all day & can still afford to pay someone to feed their children I’m fine with it. By the way, check out my new mash-up project in which I make it okay for you to like that Katy Perry song by putting Noam Chomsky spoken word over it.
“The most effective way to restrict democracy is to transfer decision-making from the public arena to unaccountable institutions: kings and princes, priestly castes, military juntas, party dictatorships, or california girls, they’re undeniable.”
Bloody mary’s have too many calories for her so you know she’s lying…..she sticks with the air-tinis
also, If she wants to know what its like to be a normal person, i’ll gladly allow her to pay my student loans for me.
ugh this is just like that time that she decided to get into character for her role in Iron Man, by BEING A MILLIONAIRE.
I want to have a bloody mary with Gwenny, but then you guys already knew that, didn’t you?
If everyone here knew it then why did you say it, teacherman? Huh??? Riddle me that, bozo! Hey everyone! You know who’s worse than Gwyneth? See above! I hate teacherman!!!
Looks like Teach has made it to the big leagues! He’s got haters just like Gwenny! Congratulations, Teacherman, you earned it!
Plagiarist commentator!…Just kidding, Teach. Is this for real?
So who’s gonna make the ihateihateteacherman user name?
@ihateteacherman LOL! and by “LOL” i mean, “you’re a dickhead”
that’s understandable teacherman. you just want to sit around with her, and you know, unload.
“You just get really drunk all the time,” she says. “Which is awesome! At least I did anyway, it’s not very professional. There’s a Bloody Mary at 10 a.m. and keep it going all day!”
Says the woman playing an alcoholic.
“Ahahahaha! Alcoholism! Why doesn’t EVERYONE do this EVERY DAY?” – This fucking gal
“BelIEEEEEVE me, dahling, I know exAHhhhhctly what you mean. I played one in a motion picture.” – Gwynny to her alcoholic friend.
“I am literally going to barf into your eyes.” – Her alcoholic friend.
Rachel Zoe?
“Bloody Mary” is probably just some new Tracy Anderson exercise/torture move.
Every time she speaks, the universe is like this:
I’m a little perplexed as to why Gabe hates Gwyneth Paltrow. I can’t tell if he is joking or for real hating (it doesn’t sound like he is joking), but then again in high school, someone told me the word gullible was written on the ceiling and I looked, twice.
you mean gullible is not always written on ceilings? i looked up and its written on mine
Enough about Gwyneth. Let’s get back to dancing on ceilings, ok?
How long have you been waiting for someone to bring up ceilings so you can post that?
Far too long, OK? Early January steals all joy from me. Let me have Lionel & ceilings.
I see your Lionel Richie, and I’ll raise you Fred Astaire.
You seriously read that line up there and still can’t understand why anyone would hate Gwyneth Paltrow? Her saying that preparing to play the part of an alcoholic was really fun and liberating doesn’t give you any hints? I mean, she’s ok at her job, but come on.
Oh Gwyneth, you’re so fun! And I know what you mean. It’s good to step outside your comfort zone once in a while. Like, occasionally I’ll come in to work sober, just to spice things up. CUH-RAZY GWYNETH!
Alcoholism: Awesome and Liberating.
While it may only put off a hangover, a bloody Mary is darned tasty the morning after. Adding horseradish is purported to alleviate headache and nausea. It SEEMED to help me, but that could be psychological-either way. . . Here are some great Bloody Mary Recipes
Cheers!