Duh Aficionado Magazine has the scoop!

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  1. very inception: a garbage can within a garbage can.

  2. “Garbage Can” wouldn’t be MY preferred pet name, but everyone has a type.

  3. Just once a month?
    -Ke$ha

  4. What she left out is that she falls asleep in a garbage can TWICE a month.

  5. So we can trade Ted Williams for Snooki then?

  6. And the rest of the time she wakes up in someone else’s bed?

  7. Ugh Aficionado Magazine

  8. Well, they got the poof right…

  9. Oompa Loompa doompadee doo
    I’ve got another puzzle for you
    Oompa Loompa doompadah dee
    If you are wise you’ll listen to me

    What do you get when you drink yourself braindead?
    A body like a pear and trash for your bed.
    Why don’t you try sobering up?
    Or must you always have a cup?

    You’ll get no
    You’ll get no
    You’ll get no
    You’ll get no
    You’ll get no endorsements

    Oompa Loompa Doompadee Dah
    If you’re not a lush then you will go far
    You will live in happiness too
    Like the Oompa
    Oompa Loompa doompadee do

  10. But can she be recycled?

  11. And this coming from a woman who wrote this in her Pulitzer Prize-winning novel?

    “Gia wriggled on his groin like a professional lap dancer. She knew this for a fact. She’d taken a stripper dance class and got a certificate at the end.”

    I am JAMES VAN DER SHOCKED

  12. I think this is nice. That means at least once a month someone doesn’t litter and puts trash where it belongs.

  13. How did Snooki get into 2011?

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