So it begins. You open up your iCal and all you see are POSSIBILITIES. (Via DailyWhat.)
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Is this from Headbanger’s Ball?!
Sorry, it’s early.
Prat’s the way to do it!
In an unrelated note, everyone should run out and see The King’s Speech immediately
I HAVE A BRAIN PAULA, JUST LIKE YOU
See it’s in this bump right here…
I’m crying foul. Everybody knows unicorns are supernaturally gifted dancers and they should be disqualified from competition.
This is shaping up to be a great year.
I know, I know, I’m awful. But the Writhing at the end – best part
I’m wondering if that was an artistic choice. “Shit, ok, no one noticed, you’re fine. Just do a clever segway to the next move⦠Incidentally, why am I tasting purple?”
LOL, right, like, “Oh, Totally meant to do this, “
we;; that was bizarre, it ated my comment! Let that be a lesson kids dont use the following bracket types (shown in parentheses) (<)
Upon continually re watching this I can not envision any scenario where she would’ve landed that.
The twist? She did.
I watched that about 5 times before I remembered to check the comments for a .gif. We may be awful, but this .gif deserves a Spiderman pie .gif.
Ba Dum Bump
Ooo. Than dance fell a little flat. I think we need to bang it up a little big. And hard hitting ideas anyone?
I think we need to use our heads, here.
We should be able to come up with a swell idea.
I feel like this is a lobe-low.
I concussion with that idea.
FLW, I think I hired your fired proofreaderā¦
I don’t think this is what that guy meant by “Smang It”.
Did someone say…
She’s never getting into Juilliard with that slammin’ routine.
Bonk.
You’d think she had already realized something was terribly wrong because Paula Abdul, of all people, asked if she was all right.
I think, I THINK, Paula might have some pain medication in her purse.
HE GOT A JOB ZOMG
http://bit.ly/etIG4j

Wait a second, I’ve seen that face somewhere else before!I guess it wouldn’t be too long before my audition tape for the Black Swan was released.
There is an representative back stage who would like to examine you for your Webby.
I am so tired, you guys. Yes, Dawson’s double-taking the lady smacking her head, but he’s also rubbing his eyes because it is early and I am tired.
Other than landing on her face, she totally nailed her performance. P.S. I started watching it because my friend’s mother was supposed to be on (her troupe is called “Red Hot Mamas,” which only appeared in some background shots apparently), and then I couldn’t stop. I’m such a sucker for performance competitions featuring super young, super old and/or super crazy people. Also, I invented a drinking game for the show: Do a shot every time Paula cries.
I’ve never seen a bruise form that fast. I do not envy the headache she had the next day.
It happened to me in 5th grade when I tripped while reaching for a balloon. I fell and hit my head on the leg of a desk. By the next week, the swelling from my forehead was gone, but my eyes turned purple and swelled almost completely shut. The more you know!
Her spirit is pretty indestructible. She slams her face into the ground on television and is still ready to dance more. If she and the heavy metal penguin were to have a child, I would want that child to be me.
FACE(PLANT) OFF!

Wow.
i know i’m supposed to make fun of her because internet, but like the girls running into hurdles, i just don’t think it’s funny. it makes me feel bad.
Save the Last Part of That Dance You Just Did
Do you think the judges will vote her through?