“Having a brain, yes, that’s a concept. With Paula Abdul.”
– Paula Abdul (1962-2012)

“Right. Yup.”
– MC Skat Kat (1827-2012)

The more things change the more they stay the retarded. 2011 let’s goooooooo! (Via WarmingGlow.)

Comments (25)
  1. If she’s never been drunk in her life, how does she KNOW she’s never been drunk in her life? (head explodes)

    • Let me help:

      “Never. I’ve never been drunk in my life,” she told Cynthia McFadden. “I don’t like it. It’s not my thing. Spending money on clothes and shoes, that’s another thing.”

      How can you dislike that which you have never done? But to be honest, I am sure I would have disliked being in a Men at Work tribute boy band named Exploding Manhole even though I never did it. Pretty sure that’s not my thing.

  2. Well, Pete Postlethwaite is still dead, so…

  3. she should felch all the quarters out of that boy’s stomach hole

  4. That interview person with the questions is a COLD HEARTED SNAKE!

  5. Well, I just thank God every day that we have TMZ and Perez Hilton to put an end to all of these LIES.

  6. I’ll be honest, this doesn’t phase me. Grass is green. Sun is warm, Paula Abdul is a loon. Is this a supplement to this month’s Duh Aficionado?

  7. Julie Chen definitely has a concept brain, c/o Leslie Moonves.

  8. I think she would make the most amazing host for any network’s nightly news…

  9. Hmm. So, her defense for seeming to be drunk and/or high is that she has never been drunk/high?

    “I don’t use drugs, I’m naturally a dipshit.”

    Good defense. Makes you seem way better.

  10. “None of that existed, ever.”

    I’m using that line, FORever.

  11. I’m so happy Videogum is back! I was going Abdul without you!

  12. Why do people keep accusing Paula Abdul for being drunkard, when she is clearly on pills. In her mind, painkillers don’t count as recreational drugs because they prescribed to her.

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