Today is Mel Gibson’s 55th birthday. 55 years YOUNG! Happy Birthday, Mel Gibson. I made you a card.
Pete Postlethwaite dies and Mel Gibson gets another year older.
Only 362 more days you guys.
Yeah, Happy Birthday Mel!
I got you a present, but you’ll have to blow me first
Somebody do a sex to him, for it his his birthday, and he deserveth it.
The number 55 looks like two S’s next to each other. Just sayin’.
On his next birthday, he’ll be turning 88.
YOU SHOULD JUST SMILE AND BLOW OUT MY CANDLES BECAUSE I DESERVE IT.
What Women Don’t Want.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Jews. Jews who? Jews-o crazy, Mel Gibson!
The only present Mel Gibson wants (or has ever wanted):
I’m going to hire someone to walk 10 yards behind him all day singing “Happy Birthday To You” softly but just loud enough for Mel to hear all day. Then whenever Mel turns around to figure out who’s singing to him, he’ll stop. Maybe it’ll cure his insanity.
Happy Birthday, Mel! Guess what?! I’d hit that!!!! (No, not really! I have to draw the line somewhere, you guys! BUT….I would hit him in the balls or something…with my foot!!!)
It may be 55 years since he was born, but he’s only outlived his career by 1 year so far.
Mel Gibson is a Capricorn? HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The sign Capricorn is one of the most stable and (mostly) serious of the zodiacal types. These independent, rocklike characters have many sterling qualities. They are normally confident, strong willed and calm. These hardworking, unemotional, shrewd, practical, responsible, persevering, and cautious to the extreme persons, are capable of persisting for as long as is necessary to accomplish a goal they have set for themselves… they are economical without meanness… They have a great respect for authority but may not, if they reach high rank, be willing to listen to other opinions on things they are directly responsible for.
The swings in mood are not the only reason some Capricorns deserve the adjective based on their name – capricious.
In their personal relationships they are often ill-at-ease, if not downright unhappy … They sometimes dislike the opposite sex and test the waters of affection gingerly before judging the temperature right for marriage. Once married, however, they are faithful, though inclined to jealousy. Most Capricorns marry for life.
WE WERE WARNED.
Mel Gibson OR Anti-Semites? Do we have to, Bing?
after reading your comment, i scrolled back up to see what videos bing suggested. one of them is a disney pocahontas song. that made no sense to me, so i clicked through- sure enough, “mel gibson” is a tag in the youtube video. so i did some fact checking on imdb. mel gibson voice john smith. i had no idea. somehow that blows my mind.
“I am going to burn your fucking wigwam down, but you will blow me first”
Today is my birthday too! I’m not saying I’m Mel Gibson, but the evidence is sure piling up…
Good card, but I’m disappointed the rat from Ice Age didn’t make an appearance on it.
Let us celebrate my birthday instead, you can send the boobie cake over as well.
They are sugartits! Do you get it? You get it.
It’s going to be fun to see old age and alcoholism ravage what little remains of Mel Gibson. Happy Birthday!!!
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