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She may not be the bellydancer we need, but she’s the bellydancer we deserve.
(you may also be wondering if bastardizing The Dark Knight will ever get old. The answer is no, don’t be ridiculous.)
This is old news but I’m just finding out about it – Did you hear they announced the title for the new Batman movie? The Dark Knight Rises. Seriously? They couldn’t come up with anything better?
The Dark Night Rinses?
The Dark Knight Ripens
The Dark Knight Repeats.
I’ve heard the full title is going to be
The Dark Night Rises: Remember that time you saw The Dark Night?….That was awesome.
This guy knows what I’m talking about:
and I return to videogum in 2011 with a double night/knight typo!!!
“congrats booyamachine!” – nobody
The “Dark Knight Smises”?
The Dark Knight Smangs
I predict 1 hour until this is turned into a .gif!
I predict 1 hour until the Hoarders camera crew shows up.
I predict 1 hour until their are 300 comments on this thread because everyone has been FUCKING FEENIN OUT for new v-gum posts.
Me when I remembered we get new posts today
This is how excited I am that were back.
Monday morning is now awesome! Thanks dancing cat/jawnofthedead!
Seriously, FLW, where do you get these
HOLY SHIT THAT IS FUCKING TERRIFYING!!!wonderful .gifs?A gentleman never asks and a lady never tells.
daytimenightmaregum
I think I can guess! But your secret’s safe with me.
Ask and ye shall recieve:
Maybe the third time i post this gif it will work. I hope they don’t all show up at once.
Her struggle with the play button on the tape player was a dark omen of things to come.
Or to look at it another way: “We are all the belly dancer caught in the curtain that is life.”
I don’t get it….
Snooki looks good, you guys.
It’s nice to see Baby Friday putting the outfit I got her for Christmas to use.
Those curtains were pretty awful anyways, amiright ladiez?
Weird. I had that same song stuck in my head when I got up this morning.
Actually, I had Crimson & Clover by Tommy James and the Shondells stuck in my head when I got up this morning. Because I am Kevin Arnold and I am dancing with Susan Fisher but I really want to dance with Linda Sloane.
More like Dance of the Seven Fails. Right guys?
“Your doing it wrong”-Everyone who understands hijab.
Respect the ‘Desh.
Also; yeah, I know it’s more of a niqab thing she has going on, but also a bindi? Is this video trying to bait Edward Said back to life out of sheer rage?
The Universe kept telling her to stop. Tape Pause, restart. Tape Pause, restart. Tape Pause, restart.
And yet, here we are.
In Before:
BWAHAHA A METAPHOAR FOAR VGUM I GET IT (cue all the upvotes for person #2)
Dance of the seven foot long green curtains and bonus curtain rod
Dance Party! WOO!
Is there a way I can have this playing in the bottom corner of my computer screen at all times?
I bet she has a really good story about climbing Mt. Everest.
this concludes the use of my single dancing gif.
OH GOD SUPPOSED TO BE A REPLY TO MYSELF WHY HAS GOD FORSAKEN ME
OK, I think I get it. The belly dancer is us, and the curtain rod is Videogum. The video is a metaphor for December 23, 2010.
Anecdote of the Belly Dancer
I placed a belly dancer in Tennessee,
And dance she did, upon a hill.
It made the slovenly apartment
Surround that stereo given to her by her sister.
The curtain rose up to her,
And sprawled around, no longer wild.
The belly dancer was gyrating upon the beige carpet
And tall and of a port in air.
The curtain took dominion everywhere.
The belly dancer was green and bare.
She did not stay standing up,
Like nothing else in Tennessee.
You know, Mans, nothing personal, but you are really making the rest of us who are phoning it in today look terrible by comparison.
Hee. That guy behind the Joker looks like he’s dancin’.
It’s great to be back….and hip to be square or something.
It feels like I’m watching that ad on NBC where leslie is like were back and then donna is like we’re back? and then they milk that shot with donald glover yelling ALL NIGHT like three times and then they show their new thursday comedy night lineup which now has like a baker’s dozen shows once kath and kim comes back. but anyway this moment feels like leslie knope herself walked into my room and was like “we’re back” and all is well
Hey guys,
During these past two-ish weeks without Videogum I’ve been reflecting on how much time I spend on the internet. Sometimes I feel it really cuts into actual time I could have spent doing something truly productive, like calling a friend, reading a book, or getting outside and becoming more active.
So I’ve decided to quit Videogum. It’s a hard decision but oh wait a bellydancer getting tangled in curtains nevermind I love you guys I’ll never be able to quit you what was I talking about?
May we all be able to press ‘Play’ the first time this year. Happy New Year!
In other news, the internet is still the internet. Happy 2011, everyone!