The first Baby Wee Wee doll commercial from a few weeks ago was so shocking I had to spend a while researching it to make sure it was real. But this other Baby Wee Wee doll, brought to my attention by a commenter on BWE, is absolutely unbelievable. It…the thing…it…moves. Batteries not included!:

It’s rare that an inappropriate child’s toy comes along that is too wrong even for an ironic gag birthday gift, but I think this is the one. The ultimate and final wrongest child’s toy of all time. Is that really okay in England?

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Comments (21)
  1. the lack of video to audio sync makes it extra creepy and extra British. You know how things just look British?

  2. So the baby gets a boner when you touch it? Then it splooges on your face? I want to fuck that doll.

  3. BradOFarrell  |   Posted on Oct 6th, 2008 +2

    PEE BONER.

  4. Ashley  |   Posted on Oct 6th, 2008 0

    I just moved to England, and that thing makes me want to move back. That, and the fact that I can’t find a jar of peanut butter in all of Greater London. Excuse me while I shake my fist: LIMEYS!!!

  5. LET ME DO IT

  6. Elena  |   Posted on Oct 6th, 2008 0

    Oh. : (

  7. this shyt trouble me… is this ok in the UK?

    maybe we americans are just too inclined to think everything leans toward pedophilia… but i’m pretty sure this is universally creepy.

  8. I’m that BWE commenter!
    Wow…I feel like I enriched the world just a little bit more than usual today
    <3

  9. Not British, Irish. As in the republic of Ireland, which is not part of the UK.

    1. The price is quoted in euros, not pounds.
    2. Google “Byrnes world of wonder” (from the end of the ad) and you find a site for an Irish toy store.

  10. HOW DOES ONE OBTAIN A BABY WEE DOLL?

  11. jacklalley  |   Posted on Oct 8th, 2008 0

    It looks like this isn’t from an English-speaking country. The actors are speaking another language; the English is dubbed over.

  12. In America, any guy that goes into a toy company and says ‘what if we made a doll that when you tickle it his penis points up and squirts you?’ would immediately have DCFS at his door.

    Also, this reminds me of It’s Always Sunny: ‘He is not banging any baby dudes!’

    Well now we know it’s a possibility.

  13. Ally Tennant  |   Posted on Dec 7th, 2008 -1

    I wish it were true that peanut butter wasn’t available in the whole of London! If only! Unfortunately the horrible, gut-wrenching, teeth- destroying sickly stuff is available everywhere!
    It should be bamned outside of America.

  14. Ally Tennant  |   Posted on Dec 7th, 2008 -2

    I wish it were true that peanut butter wasn’t available in the whole of London! If only! Unfortunately the horrible, gut-wrenching, teeth- destroying sickly stuff is available everywhere!
    It should be bamned outside of America.

  15. Shane  |   Posted on Jan 12th, 2009 -1

    BAN THIS TOY NOW!!! IT’S UTTERLY WRONG!!! You might as well teach kids to be perverted if they going to play with something like that…. This is just PURE PURE WRONG. Heck whoever came up with this idea, I would love to shoot him/her right where it hurts most for thinking of a such a thing. BAN THIS!!!!!

  16. Zoe P  |   Posted on Mar 9th, 2009 +1

    What fun – even funnier than seeing the doll was reading all these comments! Shane obviously has absolutely NO sense of humor!

  17. You have serious problems if you think this toy is inappropriate. All kids are curious about our sex organs and little girls have a strong curiosity about penises. This is a practical means of satisfying their curiosity. Mark Montgomery boboberg@nyc.rr.com

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