Last night, Kristen Schaal was a guest on Conan. She is great. Conan is great. Egg nog is great. Sweaters are great. Wear your coat.
I don’t know if you guys are still watching Conan, but the show’s been really great the past few weeks.
I was going to say pretty much the opposite, actually. I haven’t caught every episode, but what I have managed to watch so far I’ve been pretty unimpressed with. Conan really seems to have lost the self-effacing aspect to his humor that made him so appealing to me in the first place. Maybe I just haven’t caught the good parts.
I’m with Werttew. I’ve been finding it kinda so great! Gravy boat light house? Christmas chicken sandwich?
*i mean Werttrew! Sorry!
By her logic my new porn name would be “Rum and Coke Rejection”
This was on the ‘You Look Nice Today’ podcast, which if you have time for one more podcast, look into?
“You guys hear how to come up with your porn star name?”
“Okay, you take your mother’s name…”
Manhattan Pretentious, here.
No, I should stick with Mork Blackwell.
My porn star name is Gin & Tonic Failure!
Mine would be Scotch Too Awesome
I’m Rye Whiskey Gives People Too Many Orgasms. Do you want to join together and fight crime or something?
Mine would be Macallan Balding
Was he the principal on Scottish Saved By The Bell?
Shirley Temple Downvotes.
Aww, don’t worry, I can assure you that will never happen. Most bars don’t even serve Shirley Temples anymore.
Straight Whisky Missed Opportunities Because I was Too Tired
Bourbon Something Stuck In My Teeth
When I was younger I was afraid of penguins. That fear is gone now, thanks for asking.
PS. Kwak is a Belgian beer.
I have heard reports of a crimefighter running around Chicago named Penguin-Man. Coincidence?
Shh, keep it on the low.
This is a very appropriate stripper name, because the word “Kwak” means a squirt or a dollop. Tell that to your friends next time you’re having one. Hilarity guaranteed!
Whiskey Sour Vagina
I’ll leave it to you to figure out whether my favorite whiskey drink is mixed or not.
It’s a vase! It’s two people looking at each other! It’s a vase again!
Jagerbomb Self-Doubt. Not too bad. Have to try that one out, sometimes… (not as a stripper, ind you. Maybe for making reservations)
Your favorite alcoholic drink is a jagerbomb?
What can I say, I have a sweet tooth. It’s either that or cider, but Jagerbomb sounded better as a stripper name.
All-Of-Them NoJob here, who’s ready to bang?
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