Aww, thanks, Trololo. Merry Christmas to YOU! (Thanks for the tip, Polythene Pam.)
This is what our children see before they die.
oh my fucking god that is awesome (scary)
I bet it took those kids forever to learn the lyrics.
This is my nightmare. (Not the commenter.)
The most terrifying part is right at the start, when you can see the eyes hanging above them and realize that they make up some perfect monster’s set of teeth, swishing back and forth.
Gah! I didn’t even notice that. I wanna wake up! I wanna wake up!!!!
OR IS IT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Everything on here today is making me scream at my desk in sheer terror. Next you’ll tell me that Shaq conducted an orchestra.
Break out the Ugh Nog.
Agreed. And a yikes sandwich for lunch.
Who invited Guy Fawkes and Hilary Clinton?
& Brandon Routh as Superman, right behind Hilary.
I should have scrolled down farther before pointing that one out…
and who invited anyone from the movie Eyes Wide Shut??
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH CLOWN SIGHTING AT :33 WHYYYYYY????
Two minutes later that kid looks even creepier
It was the only mask the kid had from home. He got it as a souvenir gift after his parents came back from the Juggalo Gathering.
Oh look, Brandon Routh managed to find another job. Good for you, Brandon Routh.
penance for his role on Chuck…
Typical. FOX News sees a bunch of foreigners in masks and declares the War on Christmas to be lost.
They really cleaned out the liquidation sale at the mask store.
Foiled by M.A.S.K. again!!
Can YOU spot the kids who didn’t bring a mask from home?
“Mom! Dad! SHUT UP! This is MY recital!!!”
They have to mimic the noise or their faces will explode, like when a dog howls at a fire truck.
…I think it’s very vital to rock a rhyme, that’s right, on time, “It’s Trololo” is the title. Here we go!
So Santa and the Principal get named, but that poor girl in the light-up dress is just “A Fourth Grader”?
That’s a typo. It should read “Alison Fourth-Grader.” For those in the know Ms. Fourth-Grader is a noted robotics fashion designer. What a get!
That actually is her legal name. What do you expect from parents who dress their kid in a light up dress?
That was extra creepy (that person in the Hilary Clinton mask will haunt my dreams), yes. But 100 times better than my little sister’s recital that included Train’s Hey Soul Sister. That was so lame, Mariemont elementary
The person in the Pointy nose from Slipknot mask did it for me.
I prefer Bed Intruder Christmas:
He’s climbing down your chimneys
Eating your cookies up
Trying to gift you
So y’all need to tell your kids to hide their vice
Tell your kids to hide their vice
Tell your kids to hide their vice
Cause he’s making a list of everybody out here.
Fucking Santa how does he work?
And I don’t want to talk to a scientist
since those motherfuckers say he doesn’t exist
Double Christmas Bow All The Way:
1 Present, 2 Bows
Santa’s never gonna give you up
never gonna let you down
Always gonna come around
with some presents
Never gonna make you cry
Unless you’ve been a bad boy
If you’ve been telling lies, it’ll hurt you
Heh. You guys got St. Nick’rolled
Whoa, that’s a star over Bethlehem. All the way.
Star over Bethlehem.
Oh my god, it’s a star over Bethlehem! All the way. Whoah. That’s so intense.
Whoah. Man. Wow. Whoah. whoah.
WHOOOAH OH MY GOD OH MY GOD HAHAHAHAHA IT’S– OH MY GOD! WOOOOO!
OH MAH HAH WOW! WOOO! Yeah! Oh my god look at that!
It’s starting to even look like an angel from Heaven shining down from the star of Bethlehem!
Oh my God it’s full on! Guardian angel from Heaven all they way across the sky!
Oh my God! Oh my God!
What does this MEAN? Uhhh. Oh my God. Uhhhh. Oooh. Oh God it’s so bright.
Oh my God it’s so bright and vivid.
Aaaahhhh!! Ahhhh!! Ahhhh!!
It’s so beautiful!
Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! It’s an angel from Heaven. In my sheep farm in the hills over Bethlehem!
Oh my god! Oh my god!
what does it mean?? Tell me!
Too much! Tell me what it means.
*gasping for breath*
Oh my God. It’s so intense.
Oh my God.
Upvotes forever, Bridgey. Upvotes forever.
Tons of fucking Frankincense
Will it Blend: A Reindeer. Presented by Blendtec.
*So sorry for this. So, so sorry.
I think Racine, Wisconsin is about to become the next hot spot to live, vacation, just plain old BE.
These kids just trololo’d their way into my heart.
I think my aunt may have lived in Racine, Wisconsin, for awhile after her divorce.
It makes sense that Anonymous is here, and at :23 no less.
But and yes, last obsevation: the audience has choreography. That sometimes *differs* from the kids’ choreography. This elementary school Christmas concert gets more and more complicated! They should have just hired John Jacobson, obviously.
I’m pretty sure at least one child is wearing a mask made out of human skin
Trololo is alright, but I’m holding out for a Merry Christmas from Sha Na Na.
(hoping someone else knows what I’m talking about)
Upvote for Bowser.
Thanks, Quick Draw.
I’m really trying to make Quick Draw happen, but it’s not gonna happen.
True fact: that is my Social Studies teacher’s husband.
*obseRvation. I am full of chagrin.
That’s my favorite part!
In all honesty, I thought this was awesome.
“[Trololo man] Khil’s son Dmitry, also a musician, says his dad doesn’t really know what the Internet is and suspects all this newfound attention is some kind of joke.”
This will only confuse him more.
“The Town is suuuuuch a good movie!” -Your Chorus Director
Everyone seems so scared. All I could think as I watched this was “why didn’t my choir directors do cool stuff like that?” It would have been fantastic.
My Russian friend tells me that this is actually a very popular Russian song. Except she gets mad about it since I think it was made by the Soviet propaganda machine for indoctrination? I don’t know.
Get on it, Obama.
these kids reminded me of the kids on the bus in Trick r Treat. eep.
The Langley Schools Music Project is just getting plain weird.
Where is Racine, Wisconsin’s “Waiting for Guffman”?
Check this out and you will understand http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02n2yYBwHXo
I do wanna wish all my friends and relatives a very happy new year and merry christmas…
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