Aww, thanks, Tron! Merry Christmas to YOU. (Thanks for the tip, Max.)
Why do I live in a world where this is fake and yet Santa With Muscles is very real? Oh so painfully real.
I own Santa With Muscles on VHS. I don’t own a VCR.
What are you supposed to do when you find yourself drunk and high in a convenience store at 2:30 in the morning, NOT buy a movie called “Santa With Muscles” starring Hulk Hogan with the full intent of watching it when you get home only to realize that you sold your VCR years ago?
You’re the one being weird here.
This really should be real. And also “A Very Battlestar Galactachristmas”.
Not to get all “War on Christmas” here, but your coverage of the holiday season was been pretty one-sided, Gabe.
Festival of Cyber Fights
“This, You Call A Tron Holiday Special?”
Hey, some of us are proud Kwanzaa-tron celebrators! Once I figure out what that means…
For those who don’t catch the reference: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Star_Wars_Holiday_Special
Apparently you can watch the whole Star Wars Christmas Special on Google Video? http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=323909610753051544
–werttrew, your unofficial Videogum archivist and explainer of jokes
You the man Wert, but leave something for Explainer Guy to do!
Yikes. I just tried to watch the Star Wars Holiday Special at a Christmas party last night. We only made it 20 minutes in and had to turn it off during the second endless ‘man in a dress cooking something’ segment, and we only made it that far because we were also cleaning up from the party while it was on.
Has anyone ever made it all the way through that thing?
@ polythene pam, yes I watched the entire thing when it originally aired in the 70s (I’m older than Gabe) and watched it again 20 something years later on the internets. I seem to recall a 20 minute or so stretch of nothing but wookie speak with out subtitles and a long Bea Arthur song bit
All these holiday wishes! I don’t even know what I’m going to do with all this cheer!
Uh… put it on the pizza!
God, remember this kid?
That video was mesmerizing. It’s left me in a Tronce.
Merry X-Mas to you too, Laser Rip Taylor.
Christmas was better in the ’80s.
Christmas is so last year.
Christmas sold out. #hipsterchristmas
I was celebrating Christmas before Jesus
I celebrate this very alternative holiday. You’ve probably never heard of it. #hipsterchristmas
I only wear vintage Christmas sweaters. #hipsterchristmas
When ugly Christmas sweaters got big, I started wearing them unironically.
Pavement is way better than Emmet Otter’s Jug Band.
Where did you get this present? The mall? That so lame, DIY, man…
I don’t hang my stockings on the fireplace, that is so lame. If you knew anything, you would know to hang them from the stove.
Yeah, I’m in a band, but it’s not any sort of band you’d be into. It’s this sort of treewave, egg nog funk/manger-pop mistletoegaze kind of thing? #hipsterchristmas
best thing ever
I don’t know if this is BNPG or WNPG, but here goes: Tron Movies.
I’ve been waiting (months!) for the appropriate place to post my Tron joke.
And this most definitely isn’t it, but I’ll post it anyway:
You know, with Emeril- on a light cycle, maybe! Ok. I’ll see myself out now.
Tron, Lola, Tron
Bring It Tron
How to Tron Your Dragon
Bob & Carol & Tron & Alice
TRONtastic Mr. TRON
The TRON Suicides
Lost in TRONslation
Tron Golden Pond
Uh oh. I think the Master Control Program is super pissed at me.
Have any of you seen the movie, Tron?
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