Aww. Thanks, Gwar! Merry Christmas to YOU! (Via BuzzFeed.)

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  1. Preview audiences for District 9, Part duex found the soundtrack off putting.

  2. On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, hell and eternal damnation in a pear tree

    • On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me, too old to be dressing like that.

      • On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me, three inflatable Santas with giant gashes in them.

        • On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
          four granny victims,
          three inflatable Santas with gashes in them,
          too old to be dressing like that,
          and hell and eternal damnation in a pear tree

          • On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…

            FIIIIIVE TERRIFIED CHILDREN!!!!

            four granny victims,
            three inflatable Santas with gashes in them,
            too old to be dressing like that,
            and hell and eternal damnation in a pear tree

          • On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,

            Six morbid Christmas jokes

            FIIIIIVE TERRIFIED CHILDREN!!!!
            four granny victims,
            three inflatable Santas with gashes in them,
            too old to be dressing like that,
            and hell and eternal damnation in a pear tree

  3. I’m surprised they had time to sing carols after their busy schedule of eating Mark from Empire Records.

  4. HAHAHA Yeeaahh Niqqaaaa!

  5. When what to my wondering eyes should appear.
    But five ‘adults’ in strange costumes who I hated and feared!

  6. My roommate went to a GWAR concert a couple years ago. He left wearing a white t-shirt, as he was instructed to by the person taking him. He returned wearing the same shirt, but now it was blue, purple, and maroon. Except for the lower back.

  7. GWAR: A band I will never listen to, but am somehow glad exists.

  8. GREAT Piece Featured on Deadspin, Initially run/carried in Decibel
    http://deadspin.com/5713891/the-best-most-deranged-story-about-gwar-youll-ever-read

  9. This one time I ate a brownie made with extra sugar and hallucinated that I joined Gwar and performed in their music video, but then they brutally killed me.

  10. I’ve never had anyone come to my door caroling, and probably never will. But if it ever happens, I hope it’s Gwar.

  11. My final GWAR story takes place all the way back in 7th grade. My friend had a comic book of PUNISHER: WAR ZONE, where a GWAR-like band was capturing people and actually murdering them on stage, much like GWAR does except they use fake blood and fake people. Then the Punisher found out about it and murdered the GWAR-ish band.
    When my friend showed me the comic and I was all like, “they’re supposed to be like that GWAR band, right? On Mtv?”

    That’s all I got.

  12. I went to my first GWAR concert a couple of months ago. It was awesome. I prefer bands like Horse Feathers, but somehow going to a GWAR concert seemed like the right thing to do. The difference between a GWAR show and a regular metal show is that most everybody is really friendly!

    Merry Christmas GWAR! I like you guys a lot! That’s really all I wanted to say.

  13. Weird. I always thought GWAR was Jewish.

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