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Preview audiences for District 9, Part duex found the soundtrack off putting.
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, hell and eternal damnation in a pear tree
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me, too old to be dressing like that.
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me, three inflatable Santas with giant gashes in them.
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
four granny victims,
three inflatable Santas with gashes in them,
too old to be dressing like that,
and hell and eternal damnation in a pear tree
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…
FIIIIIVE TERRIFIED CHILDREN!!!!
four granny victims,
three inflatable Santas with gashes in them,
too old to be dressing like that,
and hell and eternal damnation in a pear tree
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Six morbid Christmas jokes
FIIIIIVE TERRIFIED CHILDREN!!!!
four granny victims,
three inflatable Santas with gashes in them,
too old to be dressing like that,
and hell and eternal damnation in a pear tree
I’m surprised they had time to sing carols after their busy schedule of eating Mark from Empire Records.
I made an Empire Records reference! Swarm, swarm my children of the ’90′s. Jack this thread with pictures of Anthony LaPaglia and Rory Cochrane. I want gifs. Gifs galore. Hang those who talk of less! BWAAA-HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
-”She’s Pretty” – Weve Stinwood
Man, last Friday, was anyone else like “What’s with today, today?” Because that’s what I was like.
Just an FYI. I WILL sing Sugar High at a Monster karaoke meetup. Complete with really bad Renee Zellweger hand movements.
Can I sing Gina’s part?! Pretty pretty please!!!!!!!!!!
OK. You’re Gina. I’m Berko. Done and done.
Ugh, not this move again.
An Empire Records reference? Happy Day!
You know that feeling when you get out of a warm bath… well… you make me feel like a bath.
I think I can categorically say that this is one of my favorite movies of all time. Also, you are not a bigger banana head.
HAHAHA Yeeaahh Niqqaaaa!
When what to my wondering eyes should appear.
But five ‘adults’ in strange costumes who I hated and feared!
My roommate went to a GWAR concert a couple years ago. He left wearing a white t-shirt, as he was instructed to by the person taking him. He returned wearing the same shirt, but now it was blue, purple, and maroon. Except for the lower back.
GWAR: A band I will never listen to, but am somehow glad exists.
GREAT Piece Featured on Deadspin, Initially run/carried in Decibel
http://deadspin.com/5713891/the-best-most-deranged-story-about-gwar-youll-ever-read
I thought Jay Bennet was dead?
This one time I ate a brownie made with extra sugar and hallucinated that I joined Gwar and performed in their music video, but then they brutally killed me.
Well shoot, someone beat me to the Empire Records reference.
You have to wake up pretty early in the morning to be ol’ Quick Draw Lloyd Wrong.*
*Note, no one has ever, EVER, called me this.
That’s all about to change, Quick Draw.
You don’t know what we call you behind your back, QDLW.
I’ve never had anyone come to my door caroling, and probably never will. But if it ever happens, I hope it’s Gwar.
My final GWAR story takes place all the way back in 7th grade. My friend had a comic book of PUNISHER: WAR ZONE, where a GWAR-like band was capturing people and actually murdering them on stage, much like GWAR does except they use fake blood and fake people. Then the Punisher found out about it and murdered the GWAR-ish band.
When my friend showed me the comic and I was all like, “they’re supposed to be like that GWAR band, right? On Mtv?”
That’s all I got.
I like how the Punisher kills people with Irony.
“Oh yeah? You’re gonna kill those people? YEAH? Well guess what: I’m gonna kill YOU!” -The Punisher
I went to my first GWAR concert a couple of months ago. It was awesome. I prefer bands like Horse Feathers, but somehow going to a GWAR concert seemed like the right thing to do. The difference between a GWAR show and a regular metal show is that most everybody is really friendly!
Merry Christmas GWAR! I like you guys a lot! That’s really all I wanted to say.
Weird. I always thought GWAR was Jewish.