This is a recipe for DISASTER! Get it? Recipes? (The joke is that cookbooks have recipes in them but then “recipe for disaster” is a common expression about disaster. And Gwyneth Paltrow is the worst. So that is the joke, basically. Let me know if you don’t get it.)
After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.