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From Germany’s Wikipedia page:
Germany (i /ˈdʒɜrməni/), officially the Federal Republic of Germany (German: Bundesrepublik Deutschland, pronounced [ˈbʊndəsʁepuˌbliːk ˈdɔʏtʃlant] is a country in Central Europe. It is bordered to the north by the North Sea, Denmark, and the Baltic Sea; to the east by Poland and the Czech Republic; to the south by Austria and Switzerland; and to the west by France, Luxembourg, Belgium, and the Netherlands. The territory of Germany covers an area of 357.021 km2 and is influenced by a temperate seasonal climate. With 81.8 million inhabitants, it is the most populous member state of the European Union, and home to the third-largest number of international migrants worldwide. They also have their own Brokencyde called Eskimo Callboy. They’re the absolute worst. And this is Germany we’re talking about, so that says a lot!
Very informative! Here is Eskimo Callboy covering Katy Perry’s “California Gurls.” (Note: you might want to turn your ears off):
How do you say “I hate this so much that I wish that guy from Reservoir Dogs had cut MY ears off. And then kept going and just chopped off my whole head” in German? On the plus side, I cannot wait to send Joe Mande to Germany. R.I.P. Joe Mande! Follow Eskimo Callboy on Twitter! (Thanks for the tip, Andrew.)
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Needs more parrot.
Ich hasse dieses so viel, daß ich wünsche, daß guy aus Reservoir Dogs Abgeschnitten hatte meine Ohren aus. Und dann erhalten werden und nur Abgehackt meine ganze Haupt.
You’re Welcome!
This is the worst thing ever to come out of Germany.
Say what you will, but this is the best Photoshop cut-out of an internet band I’ve seen yet.
Hitler is rolling over in his grave.
(Sorry, you guys! I’ll show myself out…)
It’s ok, thisismynightmare. I’m pretty sure this post was just one big Godwin’s Law dare by Gabe.
Germany’s answer to Brokencyde: the question no one ever asked.
Ow, my soul!!!
Heaven just got a little more sadmalandar’s ears
This could only mean one horrible thing….there is a German Millionaires out there somewhere.
“I just got paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaid (with money I stole from the Juden)/so let’s get laaaaaaaaaaaid.”
C’mon, it’s funny. Like Fozzy.
wakka wakka wakka
and why on earth did I decided to click on that? That was the worst thing i’ve ever seen, you jerk.
This isn’t even be the worst vanity project involving a World Wrestling Entertainment employee, didn’t you see Linda McMahon’s senate commercials?
“isnt even be”? Really, me?
I mean this in total earnestness: Do people really listen to this for pleasure? Are there people who think, “Man, I really want to listen to either Brokencyde or Eskimo Callboy, but I can’t decide”? Are there young men and women in this world making mix tapes for their secret crushes with these types of songs on them?
I have to admit, I don’t understand and feel very old.
I listen to the Los Colorados cover of Katy Perry’s Hot & Cold for pleasure because it is a delight.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1upZz3a-7iM
Agreed, Mans. We can discuss this over our free senior citizen coffee at McDonalds.
I often think to myself, “Self, maybe this is just like how your parents didn’t like the Sex Pistols and couldn’t understand why you did.” Then I realize that my parents never accused the Sex Pistols of being a tired representation of safe, corporate-approved “rebellion” and I feel cool again.
I’m just upset because apparently, this is the new Stravinsky. One day a graduate thesis will be written about how Brokencyde helped to usher in the post-post-post-modern era of music, and the riots that ensued on the Videogum comment boards.
I used to listen to screamo (back when I was young and stupid), and thinking back, I don’t even think I liked it at the time. I look back on that time and hate the dude I was; a melodramatic dyejob with awkward sexuality issues (as Teacherman would say, “LAAAAAAAAAADIIIIIIIIIIIIIES!”). So to answer your question, I can verify that no, not everyone who listens to it listens to it for pleasure.
shouldn’t it be Iniut Escort?
Aleut Prostitute?
Frank, you are as they say, on fire today.
Well done, Sir. Well done.
Hearing this song without the benefit of Katy Perry’s boobs makes me realize it sucks.
Oh god, I hope it’s not the same with Mad Men. Never leave Joan Holloway.
and cue katy perry elmo shirt gif
yeah, elmo was so lucky
I think this drove my ear infection right out. Thanks Gabe, I’m cured!
A terrible Teutonic crunkcore band doing a terrible cover of a terrible song by High Priestess of Terrible Katy Perry?
Bless you, Videogum. Bless you.
Wow… a Father Ted gif.
You’ve just brought a tear to my eye. That is so beautiful.
Wary, I think this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
GIFSoup
That didn’t work at all…
Me too, haven’t been this happy since Singstar added “My Lovely Horse” to the download list.
That’s what I was trying to say. Thank you.
Bless your little blue stockings.
I love Dougal! SO MUCH!!!
This .gif is totally worth the 12 seconds I invested in Eskimo Callgirl’s hideous cover of an already abysmal song.
This is still one of my favorite Father Ted moments:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hW9Qs572SHM
I love this bit:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRygfkm_OXk
There was an episode of Daria that had a very similar joke. Perhaps it was an homage!
Why couldn’t Gabe be a conscientious objecter and just not post this link?
You’re really not going to like Alexisonfire.
Refusing to jump into the crunkcore bandwagon, Italy’s answer to BrokeNCYDE remains:
That gif is the answer the every question I can think of.
I like the part where he screams into the microphone.
I think I saw someone with a can of 4 maXed!!!
How do you think they manage to scream so well for so long?
Ich hasse es so sehr, dass ich wünschte, dieser Typ aus Reservoir Dogs hätte MEINE Ohren abgeschnitten. Und dann weitergemacht und meinen ganzen Kopf abgeschnitten.
can someone remake inglorious bastards with eskimo callboy/brokencyde instead of nazis?
thats my only christmas wish
Here’s the thing, the song is pretty well recorded (except for the vocals), and someone obviously took the time to EQ those guitars and mix it, so why this bad of an arrangement?
Here are Britain’s very own version of Brokencyde, The Midnight Beast:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8awKpyqSQc&feature=channel
Relax former WW1/2 enemies, you can both be the worst.
Few people remember World War Half. I think it was a few years before WW1, and only the Germans showed up. As a result, fighting only lasted eight months.
I hate how that exact accent is cruise control to comedy even here in the UK.
My only comfort here is that if I ‘liked’ this, I would be the first of my Facebook friends to do so.
Um, scuse me, I have a question. Why is this post tagged “World War II”? Just because its content is related to Germany…? If so, I find that kind of offensive, to be honest. And weird coming from Gabe who usually seems to be very alert when it comes to stereotypes.
I love that they take the Katy Perry cover as the reference song used. Brokencyde is complete and utter shit with next to no talent. These guys are a joke and KNOW it. Read their fucking lyrics.