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Admittedly, your parrot is still pretty adorable, even if he is singing your favorite song. “Love my parrot, love that song,” that is what you say. “I’ve got an entire Zune with nothing on it but that song.” That is you again. (Via everywhere. Thanks for the tip, Eric, Maude, Jane, and Josh.)
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Could be worse. Could be these guys. (actually it’d probably be just as bad)
unsubscribe from the insane clowne posse or whatever that shit is
Clockwise from upper left: Happy Camper; Lil’ Devil; Mr. UPC Code; Mom’s Eternal Shame
Clockwise from any corner: Darth Maul, Darth Maul, Darth Maul and Darth Maul
At least their ref will keep the whole thing on the up-and-up.
i don’t know, i think the profession of “clown” is much more respectable than that of “douche”
mudvayne. ugh.
drowning pool. ugh. as a metalhead i am very dissapointed in this parrot
It would be lazy to say I would rather listen to this than the actual song if it weren’t so fucking true.
Also, Gabe, I am oddly offended that Gabe used the “Heavy Metal” tag in reference to that song.
Goodnight.
No.
I deserved that.
So not Kvlt.
Turns out Polly IS a cracker.
All my upvotes are belong to you.
pretty racist upvotes, cracker is a term that is derogatory
A wise man once said that racism is evil.
Didju guys hear about the story where the woman let her invalid mother die and the cops found the parrot was saying “helllp meeee HA HA HA HA” and they think the parrot’s “help me” was the mom and the laughter was the daughter’s laughter. Think I read that on the awl blog site maybe cant remember
That is super creepy.
pretty sure it was on the awl, bro so go to that site and do a “search”. if I’m wrong, let me know later.
I don’t think I want to know more, actually.
AAAAH! nightmares.
http://www.postandcourier.com/news/2010/dec/08/worst-case-ive-ever-seen/
well now it looks like the hipsters at the awl just cut and paste news stories from the post and courier blog. plagiarism is alive and well in earth’s final days
Not to be the defender of awl things awl, but they just quoted a sentence and linked to the p&i article. #noplagiarismo
Holy crap thats the saddest thing ive ever read.
dont worry, “Lizardo” I’m sure the awl will start paying for the content they’re stealing from the post and courier web blog. there are actually stories out there that are much sadder, I’m sure THESE GUYS know what you’re talking about (insert picture of starving third world children which is kind of a lazy and patronizing dig)
thanks “Steve Winwood” I feel much better now
F* yeah, bra! Is that freedom rock, man? Well TURN IT UP, MAAAAANNNN!
*F = “Fuck”
great, so we went from laughing at a parrot to crying about a murdered lady. good thursday.
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On the phone with Animal Care and Control right now. We need to get that parrot out of there. (That house is somewhere in Florida, right? I’m assuming Florida. It’s Florida.)
totally agree. parrot abuse is not a laughing matter folks.
this guy knows what i’m talking about:
It’s actually pretty appropriate. The parrot’s owners never change the cage; he is literally drowning in poo.
Parrots are the world’s douchebag frat boys. Always copying the latest trends, doing whatever their big brothers tell them to do and having terrible taste in music.
Am I the only one who found this hysterically funny? I couldn’t breathe from laughing, I was snorting and crying. I mean I thought it was ridiculously funny. Shut-down-the-internet-funny. Every time he does that “rahhhh” thing I lose it.
I thought it was one of the saddest things I’d ever seen.
He is saying FLOOOOOOOOOOOR not “rahhhh”. The bodies are hitting the FLOOR. Not the RAHHHH. #gosh
Towards the end I’m pretty sure there’s just a random holler that is not a “floor.” Like there is in the real song.
I’m with you, man. This is basically the best parrot ever.
Can you imagine how many times this guy must have played the song for the bird to catch on?
You’re in my brain. Out! Now!
Ooh! Do “Bullet With Butterfly Wings” next!
He’s taking requests?!
Do “Nookie”! Do “Nookie”!
Cool bird, “peachy525″.
FAKE!!!!!!!!!!!
“Hey babe, chill out ok. Why don’t you just lay down and I’ll give you a foot rub, ok?”
To our resident Ryan Gosling:
He was on Fresh Air yesterday. Spoiler alert: He used to be in special ed and HATES florescent lighting.
http://www.npr.org/2010/12/15/131963261/ryan-gosling-fully-immersed-in-blue-valentine
I hate florescent lighting too. MFEO.
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I don’t have a joke to go with this, but I HAD to post because the idea was just so damn EVOCATIVE.
Hatebeak is pissed right now.
if you guys saw the movie Prestige starring Hugh Jackman you would see birds being mistreated as part of a “trick” aka an illusion. time for axl to use your illusion
Was that from the extended director’s cut of The Exorcist?
why dont you ask your mom?
I finally sent something good enough to tips@videogum and forgot to use my fake internet name. WHY DIDN’T HIGH SCHOOL PREPARE ME FOR THIS STUFF???
the movie Heathers got me through high school just kidding
He sounds like Grover. And he brings it better than most X Factor contestants.
Cyclops and Jean Grey?
Let the bodies hit the newspaper lining the bottom of my bird cage.
I usually don’t share personal information about myself, but “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” is the song I listen to while doing the dishes. It just makes the time go by faster, and it doesn’t seem like such a chore anymore.
Wow, that script eats part of a comment from earlier on the page. Annoying, but well written, I bet that gets it past spam filters.