Recipe 1:

6 eggs
1 (14 ounce) can sweetened condensed milk
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
1 quart milk
1/3 pint heavy whipping cream
1 pinch ground nutmeg
1 pinch salt

Beat eggs; mix in condensed milk, vanilla, quart of milk and salt.
Beat the whipping cream until soft peaks form. Fold in to egg and milk mixture and sprinkle with nutmeg. Serve chilled.

Recipe 2 after the jump.


Directions: serve AWESOME.

Thanks for the tip, Mary.

Comments (52)
  1. I can say from personal experience that homemade eggnog is GROSS.

    Know what else is gross? This Bing search that APPEARS to be a topless woman and is named “child_star”. GROSS, Bing.

  2. I actually really liked that song…

  3. I was into Nirvana in their pre-fame Christmas years; then they sold out maaaan….

  4. Both of these recipes needed more alcohol.

  5. Egg Nogga—Nogga—Noggunnaworkhereanymore.

    I can’t keep my brain from internally saying this everytime I hear someone talk about Egg Nog.

  6. My Christmas goal: make a web site where people vote on which Bing search result they would rather have, a la Hot or Not.

    Example: Egg Nog OR Cable Access? CHOOSE ONE.

  7. Bo Bice is a wreck, you guys.

  8. good to see bill made it big and got his own TV show.

  9. nothing wrong with writing a passionate song about your favorite treat…

    see my upcoming song about pumpkin cake… it will debut at #1 on the charts

  10. Can anyone explain why he screams ‘Ishtar’ about 25 seconds in?

    I mean, everything else about this makes perfectly complete sense, I’m just confused by that one little hangnail.

  11. I think this guy is a Pearl Jam fan because I remember seeing that stupid hat a lot in the 90′s.

  12. “Okay, so my idea: about a minute into the song, we going to go in tight on the guitarist, but shake the camera around. Like they are rocking too hard and they actual sound is making the shake! God, we’re totally getting an Aurora Cable Access Award for this.” – this segments Producer

  13. So in the NY Times last week (Yes, I read the Times everyday and sorry ladies, I’m engaged) Frank Bruni ran an anti-eggnog column with a couple of faux-eggnog recipes.

    My point? Just wanted to explain why I got drunk on faux-eggnog last weekend.

  14. i just can’t believe that my friends and i weren’t the first to write an egg nog recipe song.

    i will now forever feel the shame of a plagiarist.

  15. Jane Pratt and Christina Kelly from ‘Sassy’ magazine probably had crushes on these guys in the 90s.

  16. How did you get a video of my high school band?

    Seriously – the dude on the left could have been me in 1992. Exact same guitar, haircut, bad grunge style… Ahhh, the ’90s.

    • You weren’t the only one having flashbacks. The lead singer down to the vocal styling and subject matter for songs could have been my doppleganger. I still can’t understand why I didn’t get laid more.

  17. What do heavy metal and eggnog have in common? They both require a lot of Mane and Tail shampoo.

  18. from the youtube channel that brought you “when you run out of gancha”!

  19. I’ll stick with option three:

  20. I’ll try this at home tonight.
    Rejuv by Caci

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