Dear Everyone Who Drives by Dancing Santa in this video,
WASH YOUR CARS, PLEASE.
People Who Have Respect for What Dancing Santa Is Doing and Wish Others Would Share That Respect, Starting with Having Respect for Themselves.
P.S. Via TheHighDefinite.
I’m pretty positive that I’ve sat on his knee before.
That wasn’t his knee.
He’s double jointed.
Hanukkah just got served.
i wouldnt say that
Is that Soft Santa’s hard counterpart?
Listening to Low while watching this gives it a whole different feel.
And yes, this is how I dance when I see Low live.
Breaking and Entering 2: Electric Boogaloo
I pretty much did this dance this morning on my way to the bus.
However, it is significantly less cool when it is done unintentionally as one is trying not to slip and fall on the curb.
It is even LESS impressive when one falls anyway.
Were you wearing a santa suit? that would up the cool factor a notch
When you fell, did knitted Cthulhus, Links, and Spocks humorously go flying from your coat?
Santa’s all “bitches this, and ho ho ho’s that”
Lady Gaga’s outfits are starting to get really avant-garde
She’s just getting into the Holiday Spirit(s)!
Tell me, tell me, tell me the answer
He may be a Santa, but he ain’t no dancer
Are we Santa or are we dancer?
You better check yourself, before you wreck yourself
Santa Claus is coming to town
(he knows if you’ve been funky or fresh)
2 inches of snow and Santa bails on all his downrock moves? Laaaame.
Krugmanic depressive, I love your name.
Merry Christmas from the Dancing Santa Guild, Headbangers Chapter
Metal bands are really scraping the bottom of the barrel trying to find pagan imagery these days.
I believe that’s actually the Willow Smith fanclub.
He knows if you’ve been bad or good, so drop that beat then pick it up for goodness’ sake
Sorry. I only have room in my heart for one dancing Santa.
Great pumpkin minds dance alike!
And here I thought Halloween had the best dancer:
Aw, you can’t blame a car for getting road salt all over it. ‘Tis the season, after all.
And, in keeping with early-Thursday dancing videos, I LOVE THIS. I love this as much as I love the dancing statues of liberty outside of Liberty Tax in March and April. I love it as much as I love “Bring it on down to Omelet-ville.”
I’ve never seen homeless schizophrenia look so cool!
I’m sorry Gabe, but I can’t respek this dancing Santa. Although the music is shredding, his moves are all over the place. Crib walking, the robot, locking and the MJ kick-step TOGETHER? . Plus, tektonik is SO 2007. This guy gets it:
Mommy, why is Santa sucking on a pacifier?
After dancing into the wrong territory he was later found sleeping with the fishes.
It’s good to see this guy is staying busy:
Unless we have multiple dancing santas in Detroit, which is actually quite possible, I just saw this guy the other day while out on my lunch break… good times.
Also, there’s no point to getting one’s car washed in Detroit right now, we love our salted roads. Sorry santa.
yay Detroit monsters represent! finally our abundance of dancing santas is getting the recognition it deserves!
Dancing Santa vs. Zanta. Who wins? Unknown. Who loses? All of us.
I love how Zanta has been banned from like, everywhere.
Now that’s a BAAAAAD Mutha- Santa Claus.
Shut yo’ mouth.
He is real!
Did I see some Double Dream Hands in there?
FINALLY! someone shows what life in Detroit is REALLY like! It’s all dancing santas all the time, you guys.
In the future, I would prefer if Gabe asked permission before posting my private home videos. Thanks.
Pull it together, man; you’ve got like, what? Eight days left to get ready? I know it’s your hobby, but do you really have time for all this public street dancing? I would like an iTunes gift card.
Say Hi to Rudolph,
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