Dear Everyone Who Drives by Dancing Santa in this video,

WASH YOUR CARS, PLEASE.

Love,
People Who Have Respect for What Dancing Santa Is Doing and Wish Others Would Share That Respect, Starting with Having Respect for Themselves.

P.S. Via TheHighDefinite.

Comments (46)
  1. I’m pretty positive that I’ve sat on his knee before.

  2. Hanukkah just got served.

  3. Is that Soft Santa’s hard counterpart?

  4. Listening to Low while watching this gives it a whole different feel.

  5. Breaking and Entering 2: Electric Boogaloo

  6. I pretty much did this dance this morning on my way to the bus.

    However, it is significantly less cool when it is done unintentionally as one is trying not to slip and fall on the curb.

    It is even LESS impressive when one falls anyway.

  7. Santa’s all “bitches this, and ho ho ho’s that”

  8. Lady Gaga’s outfits are starting to get really avant-garde

  9. Tell me, tell me, tell me the answer
    He may be a Santa, but he ain’t no dancer

  10. You better check yourself, before you wreck yourself

    Santa Claus is coming to town

    (he knows if you’ve been funky or fresh)

  11. 2 inches of snow and Santa bails on all his downrock moves? Laaaame.

  12. Merry Christmas from the Dancing Santa Guild, Headbangers Chapter

  13. PARTY SANTA!!!!!!!

  14. He knows if you’ve been bad or good, so drop that beat then pick it up for goodness’ sake

  15. Sorry. I only have room in my heart for one dancing Santa.

  16. And here I thought Halloween had the best dancer:

  17. Aw, you can’t blame a car for getting road salt all over it. ‘Tis the season, after all.

    And, in keeping with early-Thursday dancing videos, I LOVE THIS. I love this as much as I love the dancing statues of liberty outside of Liberty Tax in March and April. I love it as much as I love “Bring it on down to Omelet-ville.”

  18. I’ve never seen homeless schizophrenia look so cool!

  19. I’m sorry Gabe, but I can’t respek this dancing Santa. Although the music is shredding, his moves are all over the place. Crib walking, the robot, locking and the MJ kick-step TOGETHER? . Plus, tektonik is SO 2007. This guy gets it:

  20. Mommy, why is Santa sucking on a pacifier?

  21. After dancing into the wrong territory he was later found sleeping with the fishes.

  22. It’s good to see this guy is staying busy:

  23. Unless we have multiple dancing santas in Detroit, which is actually quite possible, I just saw this guy the other day while out on my lunch break… good times.

    Also, there’s no point to getting one’s car washed in Detroit right now, we love our salted roads. Sorry santa.

  24. Dancing Santa vs. Zanta. Who wins? Unknown. Who loses? All of us.

  25. Now that’s a BAAAAAD Mutha- Santa Claus.

  26. He is real!

  27. Did I see some Double Dream Hands in there?

  28. FINALLY! someone shows what life in Detroit is REALLY like! It’s all dancing santas all the time, you guys.

  29. In the future, I would prefer if Gabe asked permission before posting my private home videos. Thanks.

  30. C’mon Santa,

    Pull it together, man; you’ve got like, what? Eight days left to get ready? I know it’s your hobby, but do you really have time for all this public street dancing? I would like an iTunes gift card.

    Say Hi to Rudolph,

    grittyreboot

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