How’d it get HAHA? HOW’D IT GET HAHA HOW’D IT GET HAHAHA?!
What Happens When You Leave Las Vegas
Somebody has a new best bud!
I can’t make out what he’s saying so I’m gonna pretend he’s yelling about ice cream and puppies
SOMEONE GIVE ME A FUCKING PUPPY! GOD DAMN IT, THIS ICE CREAM IS STARTING TO MELT! I NEED A PUPPY TO LICK IT UP AND I DON’T HAVE A FUCKING PUPPY!
Oh, man… I went to Tumblr to search for a picture or gif of a puppy and then I was going to write, “Ok ok, here you go!” but… I got so distracted.
Don’t ever search the word puppy in Tumblr, you will get lost FOR HOURS.
Awwww! Look how ready he is to lick up some melted ice cream!
He sounds like anyone who had to sit through Bangkok Dangerous.
Or Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans
Or Ghost Rider
Or The Sorcerer’s Apprentice.
Can I just say Adaptation to maybe scrub off 3 of these bombs? It’s fair.
Also, can I get a Wicker Man bee gif plz?
Thank you hero friend. In the effort of adding to random Monster story fun facts we wouldn’t tell our closest family, I once had an acid trip (A BAD ONE) where I thought I was stung to death by bees, this gif helps me cope with my torrid memories. Ya know what else helps? The drugs.
I like Bad Lieutenant.
that movie was unbearable
Or Captain Corelli’s Mandolin…saw it for my mom’s birthday, don’t judge.
Nic was VERY upset about the voice of his Romanian double in Bad Lieutenant 2: Port of New Orleans, feeling he lacked the asian/creole/gangster inflections Nic feels he injected into the character. The important part is that HE FEELS.
I don’t even have enough patience for Nicholas Cage to bother laughing at him.
Honor is what he calls his wig.
Sooo…all i caught from that was, “if you touch me, you will die.”
Is he a zombie? I smell a guess spot on Walking Dead.
He is angry, for sure, but still has the humanity to refer to them as ‘brothers’. Macho Man Randy Savage would approve.
“I will die in the name of honor! I will die!” -Nicolas Cage
Get the pyramid ready!
“Your move Quaid.”
And once again, I (and certainly several other monsters) go uncredited.
Even though he’s a wacko, I really like Nic Cage (though, lately, not any movie he’s in).
I admire true craziness, like I will buy a castle I can’t afford and name my son Superman, not I looked at gay porn once
I want to make a joke here about Nic Cage sucking because Transylvania is in Romania but on second thought meh.
C for effort.
“Be the strange you want to see in the world.” –Nicolas “Gandhi” Cage
“Respectându-l pe el, mă respecti pe mine!”
See this is what happens when you serve him filthy fucking pork. HE TOLD YOU!
Is he gunning for the role of Julian Assange? I see it and already hate it.
Bill Hader all the way!
We’ve got to break the actual dude out of prison. Then we can start planning for the assànge à trois.
Have you seen the 4th season of Hangin With Mr. Cooper? You’re about to. What are you playing? Good Natured Birds? THAT STINKS.
“We can hear you just fine. No need for shouting, Tiny Elvis.”
Geez, i hope nobody ever shows Nicolas Cage the internet.
Um, why is he in Romania?
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