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The Gap just released a bunch of get-out-the-vote ads with the leftover celebrities rejected from all the other get-out-the-vote ads (and Norman Lear, who is great.) I guess they thought Perez Hilton’s natural repulsiveness would be tamped down if he just read from the First Amendment, but instead it just sounds really gross when he says it:
There are other ones, including Bill Maher and Kristin Bell here.
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i liked it when we didn’t have to see his face. i wish we didn’t have to hear his voice. or have him be in it at all.
Now I need a brain bath and an eye shower.
he’s shaped like a teletubby.
Holy crap, he is! I can’t believe I never thought of that! Perez Hilton is the absolute worst!
I was kind of hoping all that graffiti was going to develop sentience and turn on Perez.
I know it’s our constitution and a good thing, but hearing him read it kinda made me want to throw up. I feel dirty now. Quick, somebody go wash the Constitution before he stains it permanently.