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As we all know, celebrities end up in weird combinations all the time because they spend so much of their expensive time in places for celebrities where there are just other celebrities hanging around doing famous stuff. It’s kind of weird to us stupid, gross civilians with our threadbare wallets and our soup stains. But to celebrities it is just a matter of course. You’re bound to find yourself sharing a bottle of vodka with a sparkler shooting out the top of it on a private jet to Dubai with a pop star, Julian Schnabel, a former president, and Moby (always Moby). Nevertheless, every once in awhile there is a particular combination that is extra surprising. This is one of those cases. John Waters and Justin Bieber? Who knows. Mysteries are all around us. I’m sure there’s an obvious explanation but let me ask you this: would you even want it? LIVE IN THE MOMENT. And then caption it.
Winner will receive special mention in this week’s Monsters’ Ball. (Image via Jake Fogelnest.)
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Cry-Baby, Baby, Baby, oooooh
game over
Ohh wooaah
Oh whoooaaaahh
Oh whooooaaaaahhhhh
You know you love Divine, I know you care
Shout Pink Flamingos!, And I’ll be there
Oh filthy actress, You want my heart
And we will never ever ever be apart
Are we an item? Girl quit playing
“Hairspray’s over-rated”, What are you saying!!!
Said there’s another, Look right in my eyes!
Hairspray broke my heart for the first time,
And I was like
Cry-Baby, baby, baby ohhh
Cry-Baby, baby, baby noo
Cry-Baby, baby, baby ohh
I thought you’d always be Divine, Divine.
BABER SAYS: “dis guys old and has a thin mustash.”
JOHN WATERS SAYS: “am i not turtley eneough for the turle club TURTLE TURTLE!”
BLACK GUY SAYS : “i am bubba i wanna shrimp boat captain. blue shripm red shrimp green shrimp.”
FAB-U-LOUS
Cecil Bieber Demented
Really? Not Cecil Bieb Demented? Really? C’mon son! C’mon son!
“You look amazing kid, but I could have you looking Divine.”
“Never say never Justin, that’s all I’m saying”
” Imagine! My little girl… regular, at last”.
does john waters have a bottle of pills in his hand?
viagra or roofies?
mix of both?
place your bets now
Holy shit I just met Steve Buscemi
Holy shit I just met Ellen Page
Ok, now we just have to keep the upvotes on these level so that they both win.
Who isn’t listening to Pam?! Keep it even, people!
Yeah, like Justin Bieber knows who Steve Buscemi is.
My friend met Steve Buscemi by surprise. Steve made him pancakes.
Turns out Steve is his roommate’s dad. small world.
“Justin I really love you HAIRcut.” John Waters
(Wow, you guys, this is really bad…Like SO BAD…I’m really, truly sorry.)
You must use a lot of Hairspray to keep it like that
“How much HAIRSPRAY do you need to use?”
(Ok, so I messed it up the first time….And it’s still bad!)
It’s not my day:
And this was supposed to me a reply to Ian!!!!! I am done! YOU CAN’T FIRE ME!!!! I QUIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It’s okay thisismynightmare, I’ve had a rough commenting day as well.
I’ve felt somewhat like this dog today.
Will somebody please PUNCH THAT BABY? Thank you in advance.
But tomorrow, tomorrow you get to be this dog…
“We bonded over our love for Jackass 3-D.”
“Who the hell is this asshole?”
- Justin Bieber
“Who the hell is this asshole?”
- John Waters
“Both of these assholes are assholes.” – Justin Bieber’s bodyguard, far right
“Look at this Hag in a Black Leather Jacket.”
“Always happy to see lesbians making it in show business!”
“That’s a nice ass…”
- Guy in background
Is Bieber wearing a rape-whistle around his neck?
John Waters holding lotion is the most normal thing about this.
Trust me. You don’t want to visit lesbianswholooklikejohnwaters.com
you dont want to visit that site because IT DOES NOT EXIST
Steve, I specifically told you NOT to try to go there. Clearly, you tried to go to there.
Classic PSYCHE move.
Wow, I never saw the IT Crowd/Psych connection before, but now it’s all I’ll see.
“Did you see Pecker?”
“MOM!”
“Now, Timmy, do you ever hang out in gymnasiums?”
“Do you like gladiator movies?”
Wow, Traci Lords looks great!
MEAT MAN!
Upvoted by the Society to Preserve Steven Winwood
Two of the most abnormally round thumblike heads in show business.
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You know, old chicken makes good soup.
My Gaydar just broke!
This is your future.
only thing this photo is missing is that Chris Hansen leaning in to the frame bit
for you friend
“Just so you know, I’m expecting multiples.”
“Well, I wouldn’t be doing this if I didn’t think that was a possibility.”
And I’m retiring this joke.
This Joke
2003-2010
It’s ok. Usher will kill him if he tries anything.
I was hoping for the one where chris hansen is leaning in to the picture
Did I miss a TV special hosted by Chris Hasen that featured directors of movies with transgressive themes and consenting adults? And in said special, did it point out said directors are not paedophiles at all? I must have missed that special.
Non-caption aside: is John Waters holding a bottle of Proactiv…..?!?
I made this earlier. It’s probably something my grandkids will make fun of me for.
Eggs! Eggs! Eggs!
The Aristocrats!
It would also be cool if they were conjoined twins, and they had covered it up pretty well until now.
Long functioning as John Waters’ fully internalized parasitic twin, Justin Bieber knew that once he left he could never go back inside, but he was determined to make a go of it on his own.
Meetings between the two were awkward now at best, but they maintained a strained civility. “Keep up appearances, Justin,” John had told him when they’d said goodbye for the first time in their shared life. But in the quiet moments he missed his brother, and sought to mirror him in what seemed to the rest of the world utterly inexplicable behaviors. “Oh Justin,” John would sigh, seeing a photo of the international pop star with a pencil-thin “mustache” shoddily scribbled onto his upper lip. “I miss you too, dear boy.”
“If you go home with somebody, and they don’t have books, don’t fuck ‘em.” -John Waters
“Don’t take them to my house, got it.” -Justin Bieber
Don’t ask, don’t KISS N TELL
This is totally inappropriate (especially since I met John Waters, and he really is a super nice guy), but ya know what, fuck it!, I can’t help myself.
plagiarist commentator
Sorry Steve. Can you ever forgive me?
He’d be lucky to recover from a case of Beiber Fever at his age.
This needs more votes.
Well, my name is John, but you can call me #1Belieber1946!
“Hey, Justin. Does this rag smell like chloroform?”
I like your comment, but I cannot support your avatar.
I love the Blumster. My avatar is a reference to Pineapple Express.
Then we’re square. you have my upvote.
And my axe!
I think they were filming a new ProActiv commercial.
It’s for their anti-aging cream. It’s a before and after picture.
that’s no cream…
Glass of water for Mr. Waters!
No lesbo.
He’s solving a Rubik’s cube by feel in his mouth here, right?
ellen page oral sex technique demonstration
That or a hairball.
Ghost Dad! But he’s just a boy! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Uh oh, I’m making myself laugh again. “Ghost Dad! How could you?”
“DOUBLE RAINBOW!”
All of babe25′s interests just converged in one photograph.
I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my pre-teen idols fa-laaaaaaaaaming.
I am so glad you went with this–Homer has a lot of opinions.
We are, we are, we are the filthiest people in the world!
“OK who’s birthday is it again? You got him a what? WTF is a beeber?” -Stoned Scarf Bro
“Are you telling me you made a time machine out of a Delorean?” -Justin Beiber to future self.
????????
” Who the Bleep did I marry?”
omg u kno i jes saw @johnwaters w @justinbeiber ridin segways #bffs
Very Good. Very Funny. I like this one.
Fun Fact: John Waters’ pubes are styled just like his mustache.
what do they taste like?
Fact: This Winwood comment has an oblique upvote/downvote statement.
Fact: I voted up. ‘Tis funny.
“Never means Never”
Ecks vs. Sever
Best Friends Forever
Bros at a Kegger
Splinter n’ Shredder
a rip rap rippitty roooooo
“So Justin, have you heard of felching?.”
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“It makes me nervous that I can’t see your hand.”
“Wait 48 seconds…”
Q: what’s better than rimjobs?
A: nothing.
fyi this is a quote from John Waters’ autobiography, just seemed appropriate somehow? I never get at these fast enough to bother trying to win.
i have the weirdest boner right now.
Justin Beiber: I have something that I’d like to sell.
John: Please tell me it’s your hair.
How to do the Disappearing Coke Straw Magic Trick:
1. Distract the audience with a double dose of direct celebrity eye contact.
2. Discreetly pass the coke straw to the left.
VOILA!
NOTE: Best performed after the Disappearing Coke Trick.
“Well of course I’ll direct your next music video!”
Pecker 2 in 3D
Look, it’s John Waters and the Singing Asshole.
Also, I’d like to call rule 34 on this immediately. HOT HOT HOT. Hustler Gay, get to work.
IS THAT NAS IN THE BACKGROUND?!
John Waters: “Justin, have a cookie…yes, I know it looks like dog shit, but it’s really chocolate chocolate chip.”
‘Let go of my leash, Mom!”
*not pictured – John Waters’ left hand