As we all know, celebrities end up in weird combinations all the time because they spend so much of their expensive time in places for celebrities where there are just other celebrities hanging around doing famous stuff. It’s kind of weird to us stupid, gross civilians with our threadbare wallets and our soup stains. But to celebrities it is just a matter of course. You’re bound to find yourself sharing a bottle of vodka with a sparkler shooting out the top of it on a private jet to Dubai with a pop star, Julian Schnabel, a former president, and Moby (always Moby). Nevertheless, every once in awhile there is a particular combination that is extra surprising. This is one of those cases. John Waters and Justin Bieber? Who knows. Mysteries are all around us. I’m sure there’s an obvious explanation but let me ask you this: would you even want it? LIVE IN THE MOMENT. And then caption it.

Winner will receive special mention in this week’s Monsters’ Ball. (Image via Jake Fogelnest.)

Comments (127)
  1. Cry-Baby, Baby, Baby, oooooh

    • game over

    • Ohh wooaah
      Oh whoooaaaahh
      Oh whooooaaaaahhhhh
      You know you love Divine, I know you care
      Shout Pink Flamingos!, And I’ll be there
      Oh filthy actress, You want my heart
      And we will never ever ever be apart

      Are we an item? Girl quit playing
      “Hairspray’s over-rated”, What are you saying!!!
      Said there’s another, Look right in my eyes!

      Hairspray broke my heart for the first time,
      And I was like
      Cry-Baby, baby, baby ohhh
      Cry-Baby, baby, baby noo
      Cry-Baby, baby, baby ohh
      I thought you’d always be Divine, Divine.

      • BABER SAYS: “dis guys old and has a thin mustash.”
        JOHN WATERS SAYS: “am i not turtley eneough for the turle club TURTLE TURTLE!”
        BLACK GUY SAYS : “i am bubba i wanna shrimp boat captain. blue shripm red shrimp green shrimp.”

  2. FAB-U-LOUS

  3. Cecil Bieber Demented

  4. “You look amazing kid, but I could have you looking Divine.”

  5. Holy shit I just met Steve Buscemi

  6. “Justin I really love you HAIRcut.” John Waters

    (Wow, you guys, this is really bad…Like SO BAD…I’m really, truly sorry.)

  7. “We bonded over our love for Jackass 3-D.”

  8. “Who the hell is this asshole?”
    - Justin Bieber

    “Who the hell is this asshole?”
    - John Waters

  9. “Look at this Hag in a Black Leather Jacket.”

  10. “Always happy to see lesbians making it in show business!”

  11. “That’s a nice ass…”
    - Guy in background

  12. Is Bieber wearing a rape-whistle around his neck?

  13. John Waters holding lotion is the most normal thing about this.

  14. Trust me. You don’t want to visit lesbianswholooklikejohnwaters.com

  15. “Did you see Pecker?”

    “MOM!”

  16. Wow, Traci Lords looks great!

  17. Two of the most abnormally round thumblike heads in show business.

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  19. You know, old chicken makes good soup.

  20. My Gaydar just broke!

  21. This is your future.

  22. only thing this photo is missing is that Chris Hansen leaning in to the frame bit

  23. Non-caption aside: is John Waters holding a bottle of Proactiv…..?!?

  24. I made this earlier. It’s probably something my grandkids will make fun of me for.

  25. The Aristocrats!

  26. It would also be cool if they were conjoined twins, and they had covered it up pretty well until now.

    • Long functioning as John Waters’ fully internalized parasitic twin, Justin Bieber knew that once he left he could never go back inside, but he was determined to make a go of it on his own.

      Meetings between the two were awkward now at best, but they maintained a strained civility. “Keep up appearances, Justin,” John had told him when they’d said goodbye for the first time in their shared life. But in the quiet moments he missed his brother, and sought to mirror him in what seemed to the rest of the world utterly inexplicable behaviors. “Oh Justin,” John would sigh, seeing a photo of the international pop star with a pencil-thin “mustache” shoddily scribbled onto his upper lip. “I miss you too, dear boy.”

  27. “If you go home with somebody, and they don’t have books, don’t fuck ‘em.” -John Waters

    “Don’t take them to my house, got it.” -Justin Bieber

  28. Don’t ask, don’t KISS N TELL

  29. This is totally inappropriate (especially since I met John Waters, and he really is a super nice guy), but ya know what, fuck it!, I can’t help myself.

  30. He’d be lucky to recover from a case of Beiber Fever at his age.

  31. Well, my name is John, but you can call me #1Belieber1946!

  32. “Hey, Justin. Does this rag smell like chloroform?”

  33. I think they were filming a new ProActiv commercial.

  34. Glass of water for Mr. Waters!

  35. No lesbo.

  36. “DOUBLE RAINBOW!”

  37. All of babe25′s interests just converged in one photograph.

  38. I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my pre-teen idols fa-laaaaaaaaaming.

  39. We are, we are, we are the filthiest people in the world!

  40. “OK who’s birthday is it again? You got him a what? WTF is a beeber?” -Stoned Scarf Bro

  41. “Are you telling me you made a time machine out of a Delorean?” -Justin Beiber to future self.

  42. ” Who the Bleep did I marry?”

  43. omg u kno i jes saw @johnwaters w @justinbeiber ridin segways #bffs

  44. Fun Fact: John Waters’ pubes are styled just like his mustache.

  45. “Never means Never”

  46. “So Justin, have you heard of felching?.”

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  48. “It makes me nervous that I can’t see your hand.”

    “Wait 48 seconds…”

  49. Q: what’s better than rimjobs?
    A: nothing.

  50. i have the weirdest boner right now.

  51. Justin Beiber: I have something that I’d like to sell.
    John: Please tell me it’s your hair.

  52. How to do the Disappearing Coke Straw Magic Trick:
    1. Distract the audience with a double dose of direct celebrity eye contact.


    2. Discreetly pass the coke straw to the left.


    VOILA!
    NOTE: Best performed after the Disappearing Coke Trick.

  53. “Well of course I’ll direct your next music video!”

  54. Pecker 2 in 3D

  55. Look, it’s John Waters and the Singing Asshole.

  56. IS THAT NAS IN THE BACKGROUND?!

  57. John Waters: “Justin, have a cookie…yes, I know it looks like dog shit, but it’s really chocolate chocolate chip.”

  58. ‘Let go of my leash, Mom!”

  59. *not pictured – John Waters’ left hand

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