
Here we are at the end of yet another week. That seems to keep happening. Weird. Just kidding. I get it. “I get it, weeks.” — Gabe Delahaye. But also: it’s so dark outside! Have we talked about that yet? (Quick Poll: is talking about the time of day that the sun sets more or less boring than talking about the weather?) The other day I went outside and it was some straight up Sleepy Hollow shit. I wish my head WOULD fall off. (And I wish that I rode a horse around. It just seems noble.) And I will tell you something else: every year this happens and every year it is UPSETTING. Oh well. At least we have egg nog and pumpkin ice cream. Silver linings. Pumpkin linings. (I’m telling you, one Friday this post is just going to be a photo of me laid up in traction.) TGIFFFFFFFFFFF.
After the jump, the five Highest Rated comments, as voted on by you, the Lowest Rated comment, the winner of the Julia Roberts Coffee Commercial Caption Contest, and the Editor’s Choice.
This Week’s Highest Rated Comments
| #5 | lawblog | Nov 29th | Score:114 | |
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Sometimes you’re in an airport and you want a Cinnabon, even though you know it is bad for you, so either you get it and you feel shitty for the next 2-4 hours or you don’t, and instead get a salad which you feel good about. However, you’ll always wonder what that Cinnabon would have tasted like, so you get angry at the salad and lash out at it for no reason. In conclusion, love is exactly like an airport. |
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| Posted in: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Love Actually | |||
| #4 | slothdrop | Nov 29th | Score:117 | |
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So since I’m hispanic mine is Bat Man Man-Man Man Man. |
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| Posted in: What Is Your Batman Name? | |||
| #3 | huckabeast | Nov 29th | Score:122 | |
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Awfully critical of someone who falls in love with a girl who doesn’t speak his language for a guy who just needs to ask Freida Pinto something real quick, aren’t we, Gabe? |
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| Posted in: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Love Actually | |||
| #2 | Frank Lloyd Wrong | Dec 2nd | Score:131 | |
| Posted in: The Andrew Show: A Racist Child Complains About Marmaduke | |||
| #1 | Mans | Nov 30th | Score:136 | |
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The Gift of the Magi So there were these two ninjas. Got me. This one real fine bitch with long fucking hair that she had dyed all these different fucking colors. And so she was shacked up with this one motherfucker who fucking killed it on the XboX. They were really fucking happy, what with all the weed and meth and Faygo and waking up in their own vomit after a wild night of Faygo induced bumpin on a nedden hole. So but okay see, the guy, this ninja lost his fucking job at Food Lion where he worked in the dairy because he tried to push a pallet of milk jugs over on the manager. But the manager looked like a fucking fag or some shit and always gave him shit about coming to work on time and shit so the fucker deserved it. But shit, get this, his juggalette also lost her job. She worked at the fireplace/video rental place out near the highway. They fired her for no reason just because the place burned down after she left a blunt going on the counter top or something. Totally fucking bullshit. But so Christmas or some shit came up and they were sad because they loved each other, or I don’t know whatever that feeling in your dong is, and so they really wanted to get some nice shit for each other, but they didn’t fucking have any fucking money and the dude’s mom wouldn’t give him no more because he spent the last money she gave him on weed rather than formula for the baby. Oh, they also have a baby. I am so fucking stoned, I forgot to mention it. Damn, where did I put it. Fuck it, I am sure the baby is fine. Anyway, so like, the girl got real drunk and passed out and he guy shaved her head and sold her hair to a clown wig maker and took the money and bought the new fucking Call of Duty game for his XboX. She didn’t notice because she was hung over the next morning and her scalp always felt like it had ants on it. While he was in the bathroom taking a dump, she took his XboX and sold it at the pawn show and bought some hair dye so she could get it looking good for the Winter Gathering in Orlando. Well, after she did that, she tried to dye her air and realized she didn’t have any and then he came out of the bathroom, or something, and realized that his XboX was gone. They realized what they had done and how they’d been able to give each other the greatest gift of all and decided to just burn the apartment building down. I still don’t know what happened to the baby. |
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| Posted in: Juggalo Toy Drive, You Guys | |||
[Ed. note: I suppose it is getting tiresome at the end of each week, in the round up of the best comments, for me to just say "great comments" everyone, and yet what would you have me do? They ARE great comments! I would like to give a special honorable mention to the Mark Ruffalo fan fiction thread in which some commenters put together the Videogum's 11 of Heist Crews.]
This Week’s Lowest Rated Comment
| unionman | Nov 29th | Score:-48 | |
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Awesome. I love some good ole forefathers bashing in my pop culture blog. Super relevant stuff. If only our forefathers had the integrity and courage of rich, private school educated pop culture bloggers. |
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| Posted in: The Walking Dead S01E05: CDCeez Nuts | ||
[Ed. note: Haha. WHOA! I actually had to do some research on this one because at first I did not even know what was going on. Now, I could launch my defense, in which I explain that I'm not even sure I was making fun of America's forefathers (not that I WOULDN'T) but more was just making a half-hearted joke about the fact that my family, much like the family of many Americans, came to this country long after it was settled, and therefore don't have any kind of legacy-relationship to the revolutionary war outside of enjoying the results--oh and I could also point out that I am not rich and that I was educated in the public school system, but I'm sure that's beside the point--but ultimately, there is very little use mounting any kind of serious explanation because the fact that someone is ANGRY ABOUT A JOKE ABOUT BENJAMIN FRANKLIN IS HILARIOUS. Like, I am going to make as many jokes about America's forefathers as I possibly can just to piss Unionman off because it is the most entertaining.]
This Week’s Caption Contest Winner
| Gangy | Dec 1st | Score:80 | ||
| Posted in: The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Julia Roberts Italian Coffee Commercial | |||
[Ed. note: Congratulations, Gangy. You earned it!]
This Week’s Editor’s Choice
| bisquetaker | Dec 2nd | Score:60 | ||
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She raps like somebody from a pizza commercial. |
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| Posted in: Ke$ha’s “We R Who We R” Video Might Be The Worst Ke$ha Video Yet, If It Is Even Possible For Something To Be Any Worse Than Her Previous Videos | |||
[Ed. note: Two separate people TWEETED this comment because it is just a very funny comment, and I concur. It is as good as Ke$ha is awful. She's very awful!]
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My head has fallen off. I will pay someone in pen-doodles and Starburst fruit chews to reattach.
can you give me more yellow than other flavors? those are my favorite
Yellow? No, pink is where it’s at.
RED.
Sorry you guys, I already ate all the yellows and pinks. You can have the reds, though. They’re not bad!
Also, did you know that pink Starbursts are supposed to be strawberry flavored?

Yellow and pink are by far the best. I’d just like to concur with you kids.
Don’t like pink but yellow is bomb. I like orange, so I guess I can have all of those.
I enjoy artificially flavored paraffin of all colors. In the world of candy, I’m no Reesist.
Yellow one I don’t like. They always end up the hardest in the pack, even if you let it sit in your pocket for a while to soften.
I submit a new entry into The More You Know;
My BFF grew up in England and Ireland, told me Starbursts were not American originally called were once called Opal Fruits (or probably, “Lorries”). I was like, get out of town, America invented everything bad for you, but she was right. She also told me they had BLACKCURRANT and lemonlime in their standard flavours (I think instead of lemon and orange?) and I got so jealous because I love blackcurrant!
This has a lot of typos! I apologize( / apologise to all my Lorries)!
Yeah we have blackcurrant, lemon & lime, orange and strawberry.
The more you know about the more you know.
I am that BFF and I’d like to back up this comment. They’re still Opal Fruits in my mind.
Not only is blackcurrant an interesting flavour, it’s also THE BEST flavour.
Congrats to lawblog for his first Monsters’ Ball, you deserve it!
We will celebrate this one a while.
Save me Barry!
I’m really enjoying these Misfits gifs
misfits is the best.
I really enjoy Robert Sheehan gifs in general
Yes, let the celebration continue!
Yay internet husband!!
Thanks everyone! I couldn’t have done it without you!
I expect EXTRA diamonds later.
You just stay with your own internet husband, missy.
I want an internet husband!
Just follow your heart and propose!
I’ll internet be your internet husband! Instead of an e-engagment ring, I can offer you this gif of a kitten.
KEEP AWAY FROM MINE, BRIA.
If that’s wrong then I don’t wanna be wright! (Get it? You get it.)
Here’s my acceptance Pomeranian puppy gif:

My first time in the Monster’s Ball too! Bring on the Canon Celebration
Also first time in the Monster’s Ball & Im super late about finding out. Bad monster, bad.
And now I know the secret to getting into the Monster’s Ball is racist Marmaduke comics.
Congrats, FLW!!!!!
Thank you. I can’t tell you how many successes in my life are due in part to the efforts of racist children in Arkansas.
You heard it here folks Frank Lloyd Wrong loves racism!
I’m surpised you would need a secret you always crack me up.
I was exhausted and my finger slipped and I accidentally downvoted it when I meant to upvote it and I was (and am!!!) so unhappy about it! I’m also going to say that I was drunk and getting evicted.
Also, the bee war letters to home were definitely the funniest thing I saw this week. You’ve been killing it!
You were evicted? Like, from an apartment? That question sounds stupid, but I ask because you mention “getting evicted” so casually. If my understanding is correct, and you were evicted from your home, then I sincerely offer my condolences! Please accept this tasteful sympathy jpg:
Good week everyone! I just wanted to toss out a DSN stamp of approval to Polythene Pam, who I thought was killing it this week. I just like to point out good commenting when I sees it. I think I upvoted, like, all of your posts this week, Pam!
That said, It’s getting cold out there! Stay warm with some tea!
Or some BLT?

#recyclingjokesbecauseinevergettocommentontime
*drool*
For what it’s worth, DSN, I’ve had a vg-monster-crush on you for weeks now.
And, uh.. thanks!
So if you read that quickly it kind of reads like “vag-monster-crush”, which is terrifying.
And exactly what I meant.
Little Shop Of Vagina Dentata Horrors
happy Hannukah monsters
shit.
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:zi_g4rOEBCKYaM:http://msp102.photobucket.com/albums/m81/angrypenguins/mazeltov.jpg&t=1
i obviously suck. later.
You don’t suck! Just make sure it ends in .jpg.
I would also like to point out that this site is awesome precisely because the word “shit” as a comment gets upvotes.
I actually thought that picture was what you were intending to post and I laughed and laughed and shook my head saying “Oh, woozefa.” Because you are king of absurdly random humor.
hooray!
This was truly a weird, off-pace week. But you know what is not weird and off-pace? AUSTIN MONSTER’S MEETUP!!!!! Come one come all. RSVP here: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=145234912173504
It’s a karaoke event but of course you’re welcome to just come and shake it.
Also, ps, I meant that the week itself was weird and off-pace, but the comments were flowing like fine wine. Just like how there will be booze flowing like fine wine at the AUSTIN MONSTER MEETUP.
This gif is making me feel weird.
YES! Come on down! Lets keep Austin weirder than it already is!
This is mesmerizing.
I hope none of you made plans to see shows, go sightseeing or meet up with friends that weekend, because I have a complete itinerary all mapped out. You should just go ahead and set your iPhone alarm for 6 a.m.
(for calisthenics followed by a visit to the Lyndon B. Johnson presidential library)
(followed by tats at “Quicky” on Airport Blvd.)

WHaaaaattttt???! Austin meetup you say? I’m excited.
WHAT am I going to WEAR!?
Please be a real website, please be a real website, please be a real website…
I’ll be right there you guys right after church.

Oh man, Unionman, that comment is worse than George Washington’s dental habits.
That guy is touchier than Ben Franklin in a brothel.
Gabe’s response kind of felt like this:
Oh shit, Unionman’s not gonna be happy with me!
Franklin was always the most boring Peanut
Maybe I have something to make unionman happy.
He saves children, but not the British children.
White British children are a minority in the United States.
LAWBLOG YOU MADE THE BALL!!!! YAY!
In other news:
If you don’t keep up with Monsters on Twitter or chat, you may have missed this greatness by our very own Lawblog…
Lawblog, much like Gabe, also enjoys fan fiction, and he has created “Gums of Our Lives” which follows the trials and tribulations of some of the Monsters.
You can read the first two episodes here:
http://thelawblog.tumblr.com/post/1663923644/gums-of-our-lives-episode-1
http://thelawblog.tumblr.com/post/1729267333/gums-of-our-lives-episode-2
If you don’t read this then YOU MAD!
He will be writing a new one everyone week, so stay tuned!
I apologize Lawblog, deeply, for not realizing you were on Tumblr.
Following starts NOW.
No need to apologize. I wasn’t until two weeks ago.
Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see
Not mine but i think a lot of people’s would be:
7. Steve Winwood being accepted into the VG community.
Nah, for me its when people started hate-mongering in the comments.
But then again, Winwoods gonna Win.
Sounds like a great game, Steve!

I agree! Good one, Steve!
I was scrolling down and saw this and went to upvote it, then I found out I already had. In conclusion, great work, huck!
Ha! I was wondering when this would show up. Upvote!
Steve, go to bed (And not with anyone that you consider, “pretty”).
Oh, Steve!
Remember when he didn’t allow gifs into Monster’s Ball? That was kidding of shark jumpy.
Ok, so as few of you may know Videogum was the first site I’ve ever joined (no Steve, I am not quitting) besides email. So much like Facebook is the internet to your mom, VG is the internet to me. I’ve really enjoyed this experience & I am glad I have not been murdered by any of you Internet weirdos I’ve met in real life. So anyways, lately all my internet activity (all free time activity to tell the truth-in fact I should be working because I have a big deadline coming up) has been related to VG. As you know the monsters are the cream of the crop Commentators* in all the land, but the content Is scattered all over the internet. This is why I had the idea to put all the monster activity that was off-topic to VG under one roof. I talked to WerttreW and he taught it was a good idea, he even agreed to let me put his content on the site. We then decided to have the site be a place where any monster interested in doing amateur blog style things can have a wider audience than if they were to post randomly at live journal. So we invited some of the brightest monster minds to be regulars on the blog.
This will, in theory, be the number one stop for monster community news & we will have links to all the monster activity to the stuff we cannot host.
So far we don’t have much but we will start posting this weekend. Look for posts from these rad characters in the upcoming weeks:
• Wertrew
• Notsewfast
• Dr Girlfriend
• SHellbomber
• Godsauce
• Concert_addict
• Baby Friday & Teacherman
• This is my Nightmare
• Cake or death
• Hipsterdad
• Briadru
• Lil Bobby Tables
• Stupid Lisa Garbage Face
• Zac Little
• DS3M
• Melsanie
• GhostDad
• Caring is Cool
• Politically Neutral Dog
• Lizzing
• A Serious Monster
• Incredimarc
• Lawblog
& more to come
http://mobfd.blogspot.com/
Send Submissions & hate mail to christophertrashomon@gmail.com
You state above that your precious werttrew “taught it was a good idea.” Oh REALLY? Did he also taught he taw a putty cat? Why do you have an asterix after the word commentators?
You want to write Steve? I deleted a part where I explained that this was not meant to poach VG but it think it’s obvious. Anyways let me know if you want to write.
actually I think I will wait to contribute to this after it gets hosted by videogum.com, keep me posted in the commentator sections like this one and future ones beneath the blog posts
Steve, you should write. We would all love a little insight into the monster that intrigues us so. Might I suggest:
Seriously, though, if you have any advice for dealing with pain-in-the-ass co-workers? Other than changing my name to abortion, that is.
With regards to fozzy the chair, who created this amazing pic.
Dear Winwood,
I believe, in attempting to type “asterisk,” you may have inadvertently typed “asterix.” I’m sure it was an honest mistake, as you seem like an exceptionally bright sort, and I only wanted to keep you from embarrassment, lest you make this mistake again in an arena somewhat less forgiving than the current one.
Cheers,
Huck
Also:

I seriously laughed my ass off at this, why the downvotes?
I thought DS3M and Godsauce both TalbainJ’d and quit a while ago. Are they back? What happen?
You don’t quit Videogum, Videogum quits you.
Great idea Chris! But can you elaborate? Is the idea to create new content? Or post from other places where we comment?
Is there a schedule of contributors? I want all the dirty details!
The idea is to create new content & have a go to place for all things monsters i.e. links to Gabe’s fanclub, bookgum, monster football fantasy link etc. but if you have outside content that you think the monsters will enjoy we will gladly post it.
As someone who only recently joined Twitter, I have nothing to add except

Oh man, this was a week. Between the Mark Ruffalo Rescue Squad and the awkward Love Pentagon I seem to be in with cakeordeath, lawblog, Jon Hamm, and Briadru4, I need a NAP.

I literally do this sometimes.
“Napoleon, what are you doing?”
“Shhh. In my happy place.”
I am TOTES going to try this George Michael move out on my own living room floor in about 55 minutes. Hopefully my pomeranian won’t eat all my hair while I’m out.
But you can rest assured that if she does, it will be the most adorable hair-eating ever.
My favorite is the kitchen floor. It just feels right. No homo.
B, she did… and it probably was.
Napoleon, do you mean no home-o? Hee hee hee.
Upvotes, always, for Tina Fey gifs. George Michael Bluth, too? It must be the holiday season.
sweet dreams buddy
The Love Pentagon: A new romantic spy thriller from Nicholas Sparks
“The only security clearance he didn’t have was to her heart.”
“Love’s boarders are never secure.”
“Didn’t you mean ‘borders,’ ‘huckabeast’?” -Steve Winwood
“I spent my whole life proposing unilateral sanctions, but instead I should have been proposing to you.”
Please somebody fan-fiction this on the blog. I will pay you*.
*In the best of IMAGINARY HUGS
As soon as I’m done with my Videogum-themed hard-boiled crime novel, “One-Way Ticket on the Downvote Express” and its sequel “…And the Gun Cried ‘Winwood,’” I’ll get to work on this.
What about The Downvote Murders? This time, comedy…KILLS.
YYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
Naps for everyone! So very necessary!
I changed my work computer’s desktop image to a picture of Cookie Monster driving a truck full of guerrilla warriors to save Mark Ruffalo from the TSA today. That’s totally normal, right?
For you it is Kelburrows.
#yaburnt
Your very funny Kelburrows
Oh, Narrator.

Nominee for best gif ever right here
For all of us who didn’t make the ball…

That’s how I feel every week….
I can’t stop watching this. Also I can’t stop giggling at it. With it, I mean! I’m giggling WITH the poor dumb manatee.
Congratulations to all the Monster Awardees. Y’all monster rock & thank you for giving 35 upvotes to a pic of a puppy that references Communism, Nazis, Arson, 9-11, Anti-semitism, & conspiracy theories.

Special thanks to Patrick M for breaking the Masturbating on orphans glass ceiling.Anyone else just being flat out lazy at work today? I’m watching Dr. Who on my work computer RIGHT NOW.
I definitely am. Readin’ Monster’s Ball comments is my lazy dog-danglin’ Friday afternoon.
My comments have only been working sporadically throughout the week. I think this Monster’s Ball should have an Asterix next to it because I wasn’t really allowed to compete. LOVE YOU GUYS!
I’d like to use this gif to explain the allure of Monster’s Ball, Gabe’s approval is the hand with a delicious treat always that little bit out of reach. Write on Monsters, write on.

I maintain that I would have been in the Monster’s Ball with my “Frank Stallone” quip in the weird Norwegian talk show infomercial had it not been for a small typo…
Wait, do you have to be a registered VG user to get in the Ball? I used to be a registered member until the great switch of 2009… I might still be.
Logging in with Facebook should not prevent you from getting onto MB.
Ke$ha WISHES she could rap like somebody from a Wendy’s training video. (Hot Drinks is very underrated.)
Sloth, I am so proud of you for making the Ball! Congrats, Little Buddy!
Yay for sloth!
Thanks for all the fun this week, friends!
Happy Weekend!
Sorry I wasn’t around much this week, but it seems like you guys did just fine without me. Which is, admittedly, a bit depressing. But great job everyone!!! Now…where did I put that scotch?
I was just dreaming of some Glennfiddich myself. What’s your poison, teach?
What will this get me?
http://mobfd.blogspot.com/
Oof, I meant this
THIS WEEK, AMIRITE???
I appreciate you teacherman, if we were doing monster superlatives you and friday would get best irl couple
AWWW! Ian, that’s like the nicest thing.
Ian, I think I have said before that you and Explainer Guy were the reason I started posted in videogum in the first place. You sir, are a scholar and a gentlemen, not necessarily in the order. But possibly. Anyway, the sentiment is awesome. Thanks, Zoidberg!
That makes me so happy I can dance

really though appreciate it
Here ya go buddy
Consider that drunk…same goes for me.
My name feels so out of place within the collection of awesome people that made it
into the monsters ball this week. I would like to give my congratulations to Lawblog.
From your fan fictions to the music you write everything you do is absolutely hilarious.
It’s weird to think that being on an internet best comment aggregation post can be an
honor but when involves monster it is truly an honor, especially, as I’ve mentioned
before, among the amazing commenters that make up this monsters ball.
It was just nine months ago that I started commenting on this site, party because
of Chris Trash’s encouragement. At that time I joked that based on the rate I was getting
upvotes I would make monsters ball within two years. Well I’ve finally made it which
means that I’ve accomplished my task. I take this as the first positive thing to happen
to me in a long time. Recently I’ve been in a depressive slump culminating in a terribly
unfortunate suicidal thought. Oh sorry. This is unfortunate that within this celebration I
would attempt to bring everybodys spirits down. That is not my intent. I dont know what
the purpose of this is. Mainly Congrats Lawblog. You Deserve It!
It’s been a pleasure
Jean-Luc “Slothdrop” Vila
I knew you could do it buddy. Also: it gets better. No sarcasmo.
Slothdrop, you have my axe.
And my fake raps.
The Monsters got your back, Sloth. Hang in there.
I see what you did there

Slothdrop, you, like pretty much everyone who comments here, are great! I don’t contribute to the jokes that often (West Coast timezone and I’m normally at work and reading in a rush) but I still like to login to upvote or leave “ILU!” comments because I want to be this blog’s cheerleader – everyone should know that they rock! Big Name Commenters (TM) to names I barely see, everyone here makes me laugh. Congrats on Monsters’ Ball and as for the other stuff;
Seriously, Sloth. I fucking love you! You are awesome and all the Monsters are always here for you if you need us!
Billy the orphan baby sloth and his best friend the giant stuffed bunny and I all think you are great!

Don’t worry, Slothdrop. I’m the queen of TMI posts. But I often get a lot of support and encouragement from our fellow Monsters, as you obviously have in this thread. Keep the suicide demons away! We want you here always!
Hugs,
NP
Hey Sloth,
1) Your comment killed it. When I was reading Gabe’s post, I thought to myself: “gosh i wonder if any good jokes are going to be made in the comments thread?” I don’t know why I doubted, cause then I read your comment and I just died. died in the good sort of way.
2) You are awesome and have been one of my greatest friends here in VG world. Don’t forget me as you join the Baller club!!
3) This is really random and off topic, but your Missy Elliot video is in my top five youtube videos because its the perfect mix of absurdness (the mask!) but also genuine coolness.
Talk to you soon, I’m sure.
Congratulations everyone! Have a good weekend!
Hi everyone! I’ve been mostly lurking since the Days of Lindsay, but I want to get up on my pedestal for a minute here to announce some great news! Obviously, it’s news that concerns me much more than any of you but irregardless.
My sister was nominated for a Grammy! She’s studying cello at McGill University (the Harvard of Canada), and her cello teacher formed an ensemble that plays jazz pieces arranged for anywhere from 4-8 cellos. It’s pretty freaking awesome! They’re nominated for best classical crossover album, and are up against Bobby McFerrin, which is the best part.
If you feel like checking out their album, here’s the iTunes link (hopefully this HTML works):
Meeting of the Spirits – Matt Haimovitz & Uccello
Every week I say to myself, “Next week is the week I’m going to really commit to commenting on Videogum!” Then I don’t, because I don’t have the time or anything funny to say. But I would like to thank all the monsters (and Gabe) for making this the only blog where I look forward to and enjoy reading the comments, as opposed to
The AV Clubsomewhere I will often read the comments despite knowing they will irritate me. Thanks for being a place on the internet I would want to join in and be a part of, even though I’m not constitutionally much of a joiner or participant. You’re a swell group of folks.they call me papes now
Is that because of Newsies??
*crosses fingers* (Please say yes, please say yes…)
sloth gets free baby ruths for life
- The Book of Ruth
“Call me Papes”
- Herman Melville
Thx, baller.
Happy Hanukkah, everyone! These guys know what i’m talking about:

Let me see here….
Yep, real good videogum week!
I know I laughed my head off.
AHAHAHAHAHA GOOD. And topical.
I need to say this: Mans, that is stellar. One of the best VG comments ever, period. I wish I hadn’t missed it earlier in the week (so busy at work, no time for the important stuff.) Here: I am mailing you my watch AND my hair.
Just photoshopped up a santa hat for my avatar. Anybody else want one? I’m bored and I like photomoshoppering.