The Internet will continue to sit quietly and wait for an apology from whoever did this.
Unacceptable. They make Chesty Gyllenhaal less pretty.
SOME people just waste their time on the computer all day.
I have the weirdest boner.
I liked Jake Gyllenhaal’s face with long hair and boobs better the first time, when it was called Maggie Gyllenhaal.
Gyllenslaaming sounds dirty and like something I can get behind
get behind, get it?
That’s good, because I think “getting behind” is a key part of the process (which of course I’m completely in favor of, yes homo).
I spent a good ten minutes looking at Anne’s face and Jake’s head with the thought that it looked like another celebrity. Couldn’t think of it. Then, I did a Google search for celebrities that looked like Anne Hathaway, but found nothing. Bupkis. Then I racked my brain some more and still couldn’t think o it.
Then, I got some coffee and realized that the Anne on Jake’s head hybrid resembles a guy a used to work with three years ago that none of you know.
So, I apologize, but the part of “witty commentary” will be played tonight by “a 114 word explanation of why Frank Lloyd Wrong needs more hours of sleep.”
I was thinking Eddie Izzard
Whoever did that must’ve seen a movie called “Lovin’ Other Drugs.”
(I’m sorry, I just watched NINE MINUTES of Sugar Slam).
He’s pretty- 14 year old (lacking gaydar) me
When will the internet learn? Just because we can, doesn’t mean we should.
So is it really Anne Hathway’s dick and Jake Gylenhall’s tits that I keep hearing about?
I’m guessing this image thing isn’t going to work, but HEY LETS OSCAR TALK!
I took a sick day yesterday for fake barfing, but now I’m stuck in the office real barfing and I can’t even go home!
I didn’t know they made a sequel to Brokeback Mountain.
Steve Winwood is so confused right now
BNPG? trans-movies about these two upstanding actors
The Penis Diaries
The Day After Tomorrow I Will Be a Woman (Because That’s When My Surgery Is)
Wreaking Havoc With My Hormones
Brothers Brother & Sister
(My New Boobs in a) Jarhead
I see you.
The Princess of Persia
Oh i’ve got one! How bout Donna Darko
Dana Darko? (I’ll go now)
Ross Getting Married
At first I thought the (wo)man was the transgendered man who got pregnant. Then I noticed she was Anne Hathaway.
Other Ughs? The Gwenyth Paltrow/Glee cover of Cee-Lo’s “F-You” is charted one space higher than Cee-Lo’s original.
Also it’s snowing here, I give that another UGH.
In this picture, Jake Gyllenhaal = Jesus (with boobs.)
It looks like Ricky Martin is dating the guy from Three Dog Night.
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you guys, can we talk about how bad this movie was??
so, so bad. like, let’s use parkinson’s in a hot girl (with lots of bonus sex with a hot guy) as a way to be as offensive as possible towards people with degenerative diseases and other disabilities.
her: “don’t get close to me”
him: “oh shit, i’m close to you accidentally”
her: “oh ok i guess you can get close to me- oops my disease is worse”
him: “oh hell naw, i’m gonna fix your disease”
her: “ugh stop trying to fix my disease- go away”
him: “i slept in my car all night”
her: “oh shit, ok you can take care of me now ::melt::”
that was the movie, y/y?
y!!!!!!!!!!! It’s not that there was no character development, there were no CHARACTERS that made any coherent sense or acted in a remotely logical way, even with fallible, irrational human logic.
and also, let’s use the pharmaceutical boom as a vehicle for some statements about economics and medicine or something, but let’s not get too carried away with actually making a point. also, the entire pharmaceutical industry = 2 sales reps, and all of medicine = 1 doctor.
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