The Internet will continue to sit quietly and wait for an apology from whoever did this.

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  1. Unacceptable. They make Chesty Gyllenhaal less pretty.

  2. SOME people just waste their time on the computer all day.

  3. I have the weirdest boner.

  4. I liked Jake Gyllenhaal’s face with long hair and boobs better the first time, when it was called Maggie Gyllenhaal.

    BOOM, Gyllenslaamed.

  5. Whoever did that must’ve seen a movie called “Lovin’ Other Drugs.”

  6. Motherfucking juggalos.

    (I’m sorry, I just watched NINE MINUTES of Sugar Slam).

  7. He’s pretty- 14 year old (lacking gaydar) me

  8. When will the internet learn? Just because we can, doesn’t mean we should.

  9. So is it really Anne Hathway’s dick and Jake Gylenhall’s tits that I keep hearing about?

  10. I took a sick day yesterday for fake barfing, but now I’m stuck in the office real barfing and I can’t even go home!

  11. I didn’t know they made a sequel to Brokeback Mountain.

    (too soon?)

  12. Steve Winwood is so confused right now

  13. BNPG? trans-movies about these two upstanding actors

    The Penis Diaries
    The Day After Tomorrow I Will Be a Woman (Because That’s When My Surgery Is)

  14. At first I thought the (wo)man was the transgendered man who got pregnant. Then I noticed she was Anne Hathaway.

  15. Other Ughs? The Gwenyth Paltrow/Glee cover of Cee-Lo’s “F-You” is charted one space higher than Cee-Lo’s original.

  16. In this picture, Jake Gyllenhaal = Jesus (with boobs.)

  17. It looks like Ricky Martin is dating the guy from Three Dog Night.

  18. you guys, can we talk about how bad this movie was??

    • so, so bad. like, let’s use parkinson’s in a hot girl (with lots of bonus sex with a hot guy) as a way to be as offensive as possible towards people with degenerative diseases and other disabilities.

      the movie:
      her: “don’t get close to me”
      him: “oh shit, i’m close to you accidentally”
      her: “oh ok i guess you can get close to me- oops my disease is worse”
      him: “oh hell naw, i’m gonna fix your disease”
      her: “ugh stop trying to fix my disease- go away”
      him: “i slept in my car all night”
      her: “oh shit, ok you can take care of me now ::melt::”

      that was the movie, y/y?

      • y!!!!!!!!!!! It’s not that there was no character development, there were no CHARACTERS that made any coherent sense or acted in a remotely logical way, even with fallible, irrational human logic.

        and also, let’s use the pharmaceutical boom as a vehicle for some statements about economics and medicine or something, but let’s not get too carried away with actually making a point. also, the entire pharmaceutical industry = 2 sales reps, and all of medicine = 1 doctor.

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