Use this handy guide to determine your Batman name and then post your Batman name in the comments!
My Batman name is Batman! Neat! (Via Epicponyz.)
How on earth did I get ‘Manbat’?
SHOOT! You beat me to the draw. I was gonna say how the Chinese version of Batman would be “Man Bat”
I created an account just to say: there is a Batman character named Manbat. He’s pretty much what you would expect.
Weird. I put my name in and somehow I got “Werttrew”
I got “Batman.” Are you sure you’re doing it right?
Even weirder — I got Dick Whitman
Iman is pissed that her name is just Bat.
YOU GOT ME! Look at professor quick draw over here!
I got Cherry Whiskers.
Poor Prince is just ‘Bat.’ Sometimes having a last name pays.
Much better than mine. Viva Prince!
OMG he’s so hot how does he do it??
Ooo, I got “Batman!” How cool! Much better than “Batman” or “Batman.”
You got BATman, I got batMAN.
So since I’m hispanic mine is Bat Man Man-Man Man Man.
mine is Die Fledermaus
I had no ideal Richard Halpert was also Batmanuel.
Best Batman of all time? Right here amigos:
What about Canadian Batman?
Isn’t that Northern Exposure Batman?
Mine just ended up being “Mans”. What a let down.
It’s the Joker! Quick! Somebody call Batman! Or Batman! Or even Batman! I’ll take anyone!
Not even Batmans can stop me from pulling the biggest boner Gotham has ever seen.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I see what you did there.
I did it and I just got DBatck Manhitman?
I hate to break it to you, internet, but there is no big Batman, there is no Gotham, the universe is indifferent.
Turns out my Batman name is the same as my stripper name. Lame.
“Field mice are a superstitious and cowardly lot.” – Batcat
This photo is currently my phone background. Why? Cause BatCat is the awsomest!
Justice, Truth, and the Feline Way
I got BATEman. Did I do it wrong?
Patrick, that is.
I got Italian Spider-Man.
What about middle names? I guess BatOrMan will have to do.
Bing? Is that you?
In the choice between Bat or Man, I’m gonna have to go Bat. They’re kind of adorable… in that creepy, night stalking sort of way.
Ohhhh, is that the appeal of Twilight? Huh.
The hell? I got “I Am Gay”.
People are really downvoting this? Do you all just not get the joke?
I like it.
i got Bat Man….i assume its referring to my occupation
Aquaman!?! Aww, screw this.
I like this name chart better:
I’m Crusty Bananachunks, btw.
Poopsie Diapernose. Pleased to meet you.
Stinky GizzardHiney. Sounds about right.
Flunky PizzaTush, at your service!
Awww! I’m Buttercup Bubblefanny. While I wish this was true, my actual fanny is more likely to be described as “concave” and “where is it”.
I can almost feel the sexual harassment that’s coming my way.
If we reverse-engineer that we find that Professor Poopypants’ government name is actually Michael Jones.
Booger Monkeyfanny. Not too far off, actually.
Poopie Diaper Squirt is the name, don’t wear it out.
Snotty Bubblelips! I’m legally changing my name to that. So much better than my real name.
Stinky Chuckletush, esq.
Poopsie MonkeyFanny. I think I see a pattern emerging.
Chim Chim Toilet-Nose
Crusty Toilet Sniffer. Great, now everyone knows.
Topher Grace = Falafel Lizardtush
Gwyneth Paltrow = Fluffy Hamstersquirt
Louis CK = Booger Gigglebutt
Gabe Delahaye = Fluffy Bubbletush
maybe this will work
I must inform the mayor of this!
Chuck Norris checked this out. I was amazed when he got the result, “Chuck Norris”.
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