TALK ABOUT A BAD HAIR DAY LOLOLOL. You know what, though, fair enough. It’s always nice to see people in this world trying something new, even if the result is an unqualified disaster. And the best part about trying something new is that in addition to expressing creativity and curiosity and attempting to forge new paths, you don’t ever have to explain to anyone what the hell you were thinking. Mum’s the word with these things usually. Mum and/or “I dunno, thought it would be funny.” Of course, the real question now is not what the guy who asked for this haircut for some reason would say. The question is WHAT DOES THE HAIR DRAKE SAY?

There won’t be a Monsters’ Ball this week, so winner will receive an extra portion of turkey. In order to redeem prize, winner must say to mom “Extra portion of turkey, please, mom.”* (Video via 50Cent.livejournal.com.)

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  1. I might tally up an unofficial MB later this week.

  2. I wish I knew anything at all about Drake. I would SO nail this caption contest if I did.

  3. the most embarrassing place drake’s face has been is still degrassi.

    • THERE IS NOTHING EMBARRASSING ABOUT DEGRASSI! Back me up here, dude with the Joey Jeremiah avatar.

    • I’m offended by this comment! Degrassi is great (well not so much anymore, but it was when Drake was a main character)

      • Degrassi is STILL great, it totally goes there. Like remember when you thought Jimmy getting shot and subsequently paralyzed was crazytown? Degrassi recently covered HOARDING, which I think is a MUCH more relevant and controversial issue for teens today.

  4. So that’s what “Buzz so big I could probably sell a blank disc” means!

  5. “Hogwarts won’t know what hit ‘em”

  6. Oh you(r haircut’s) fancy, huh?

  7. Two weeks later, the Bieber fan girls have a new style…

  8. I was having a lot of trouble distinguishing the photocopy of Drake’s face from the haircut of Drake’s face. Too identical.

  9. First name: Never, Last name: Laid

  10. They call me Two-Face.

    Harvey Dent eat your heart out.

  11. That doesn’t look anything like Nick Drake.

  12. What am I doing? What am I doing? Oh yeah that’s right I’m doin’ (something stupid) me.

  13. I’ve got eyes in the back of my head…and nothing inside it.

  14. Just wait until his hair grows out, and his Drake starts to morph into a Whoopi Goldberg

  15. Inspired by Drake – Shaved by Stevie Wonder.

  16. “I simply cut away anything that did not look like Drake.”

  17. this is going to sound completely insane, so bear with me.

    when i was young and had subscriptions to various teen magazines, there was an article about celebrity fun facts. you know sometimes they tell you what shampoo they use or what the worst date they went on was.

    there was a quote from the girl who played maggie on that nanny, and her fun fact was that she had eyes in the back of her head. like a set of deformed eye sockets that were hidden by her hair. just a brief two sentence quote about HAVING EYE SOCKETS ON THE BACK OF YOUR DOME, next to some other celebrity worrying about her ears sticking out or something.

    the internet has never been able to confirm it for me.

  18. What’s weirder is his merkin that look like Adrien Brody.

  19. Here’s hoping he’s also a fan of Kris Kross, so he can complete the optical illusion.

  20. I met Drake. He’s really stuck up or something – I told him I really like his stuff, and he just stood there staring at me. Also, he was wearing all his clothes backwards. I guess that shit is still cool.

  21. That is going to look like Drake for one day, and psoriasis for a week.

  22. It’s da, it’s da worst. It’s da, it’s da worst. Haircut I ever had.

  23. Oh, there they go. There they go, every time I start talkin ’bout boxing, a white man got to pull Rocky Marciano out their ass. That’s their one, that’s their one. Rocky Marciano. Rocky Marciano. Let me tell you something once and for all. Rocky Marciano was good, but compared to Joe Louis, Rocky Marciano ain’t shit.

  24. Boy im really startin to dislike the Drake.

  25. “Boy, I’m really starting to dislike the Drake. Hate the Drake!”

    The kids, still get Seinfeld references, right?

  26. Barber: “I’m sorry, man. I thought you wanted a mash-up portrait of Drake and Harrison Ford…”

  27. At least the haircut will grow out. Unfortunately, stupid doesn’t fade.

  28. Where your eyes don’t go, a part of you is hovering. It’s a nightmare that you’ll never be discovering.

  29. This barber is really bad at giving head(-shaped haircuts)

  30. What is it about Drake’s face that people can’t capture on your boyfriends’ bodies?

    [img src="http://allthings-fresh.net/blog/2009/06/06/photos-fan-tattoos-drake/"]

  31. “*sigh*….I went to art school…” — Hairdresser

  32. [IMG]http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/gizmo1927/Marge.jpg[/IMG]

  33. It’s more tasteful than having the album art to Kanye’s new album shaved on the back of your head (Sidenote: Kanye’s new album is very good).

  34. This is how we do it!

  35. - My face, in reaction to how this turned out.

  36. “oh oh, look at me! I’ve got hair for my eyes and nose and mouth! Isn’t that SCARY? Now give me some CANDY!”

    • “look at meeee I got a protractor on my face, I’m protractor face man GIMME SOME CANDAAAAYYY!”

      camera zooms out, Chris Farley standing next to him, “Just give the boy some candy FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!”

  37. Drake is my favourite Canadian Black Jewish rapper to ever be a haircut!

  38. I wonder how long it will take before one of this guy’s friends shave devil horns onto Drake’s/Thisguy’s head while he’s sleeping. Adding a funny mustache to it would also be so very.

  39. “I’m about to rob this dude from behind. Oh shit! It’s Drake! He’s looking right at me! Run away!” -This guy’s natural predators, apparently

    • And because this was so hugely successful, the human race began eliminating those without Drake’s face shaved in the back of their head. I’ll be careful to say that this is not evidence of evolution, but perhaps just a perfect example of the species’ ability to adapt.

  40. Drake? Nope sorry, totally seein’ this guy though.

  41. Uncharted: Drakes Misfortune

  42. You stupid, huh?

  43. “wheelchair”

  44. Dude, like, have you ever wondered if its like, TOO realistic and chicks will think its drake and start totally making out with the back of your head. Just lookin out for you, bro.

  45. not a caption, but random fact: last year Drake headlined at my school…and Pharrell Williams opened. I’m not that into hip-hop, but even I knew that was just wrong.

  46. Just one more person to tell that POOL AIN’T NEVER CLOSED!!

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