The only question the Pulitzer Prize Committee is now facing is whether to keep awarding Anderson Cooper all of the Pulitzers every year for the rest of eternity, or just shut the whole thing down because journalism reached its apex. Tough call.

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  1. I hope at least one phrase in that title is a euphemism.

  2. The Harvey remake is really weird

  3. CNN: Very Bunny.

  4. Wow, I don’t even have a joke. My nerdy science receptors are firing LIKE CRAZY. That’s so cool! The monkey thought Anderson was a bunny cause of his sliver fox hair! SCIENCE!

  5. Is no one going to mention the rectum? You can’t just sweep that thing under the carpet.

  6. Sorry Ms. bonobo in estrus, but you’re not Anderson’s type.

  7. Forget robots, apes are definitely taking over the planet.

  8. 28 days… 6 hours… 42 minutes… 12 seconds. That… is when the world… will end.

  9. My favorite part was the lady’s long gray rat tail.

  10. Remeber that woman in CT who got mauled by the chimp? Everytime I see one of these studies attempting to humanize apes, I can’t help thinking about that and how I’m afraid of them. I think I’ve become racist (speciesist?) towards them now…although humans do pretty awful things to each other all time and its often premeditated, so I guess that makes them even more human….now I forgot the point I was trying to make…

  11. The cutie pie on the bed @ 0:40 is mad cute yo.

  12. I believe I speak for all of us when I say, “FINALLY!”

  13. Next time: Anderson Cooper Dresses Up In A Bunny Costume To Tell Mopey Teenager That The World Ends In 28 Days, 6 Hours, 42 Minutes, And 12 Seconds.

  14. Sadly, my Google image search for “Edward R. Murrow facepalm” returned no results.

  15. A great moment for science and journalism. Nobel prizes for everyone!

    The bonobos were pretty blasé about Anderson in the bunny suit after specifically requesting that he wear it. I guess bonobos are assholes. In fact, I’m a little concerned about that woman’s plans to raise that baby bonobo as some kind of cultural ambassador. Restaurants? Cub Scout meetings? He talks English! He’s like a person! Science or not, I think we all know how this ends. Someone’s getting their face ripped off.

  16. I loved this video.
    Much thanks to Radiolab for talking so much about bonobos in their podcasts, piquing my interest forever and ever.

  17. Needs more baby bonobo.

  18. I’m sorry guys. I want to think of something pithy and funny to say here, but between the female bonobo’s junk and Anderson in the bunny suit, all I can say is I have never, ever in my life felt more uncomfortable.

  19. #weshouldallbesolucky

  20. So the things the bonobos wanted more than anything else were a ball and some pine needles? You guys, I think my dog might be part bonobo.

  21. Not exactly. They wanted the bunny to bring a ball, eggs and pine needles.

    They then asked to “put arm in ball and bring twik so they can open pine needles arm and sleep while bunny”.

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