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The only question the Pulitzer Prize Committee is now facing is whether to keep awarding Anderson Cooper all of the Pulitzers every year for the rest of eternity, or just shut the whole thing down because journalism reached its apex. Tough call.
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I hope at least one phrase in that title is a euphemism.
The Harvey remake is really weird
Anderson Cooper in Harvey? Fake and possibly gay.
CNN: Very Bunny.
Wow, I don’t even have a joke. My nerdy science receptors are firing LIKE CRAZY. That’s so cool! The monkey thought Anderson was a bunny cause of his sliver fox hair! SCIENCE!
Is no one going to mention the rectum? You can’t just sweep that thing under the carpet.
That’s not a rectum. Those are female genitals. She is in estrus.
#sciencegum
Well I for one am glad that the small percentage of DNA that we don’t share, contains the coding for enormous female genitals. Call me sexist , but I consider it a turn off. The hairy stomach on the other hand ..
I upvoted and now I feel dirty. Is that normal?
Consider it an upvote for science education, not an upvote for massively engorged bonobo genitals.
Are these the “lovely lady lumps” that Back-Eyed Peas sung about in “My Humps” ? Is this what happens to Fergie when she’s aroused ?
Are you at work? Do the parents know their kids’ teacher spends all day upvoting rectums?
I saw this comment before I watched the video and I was like “WTF??”. Now that I’ve seen the video I’m still all like “WTF?!?!?”
At first i thought that was just a huge ballsack.
Sorry Ms. bonobo in estrus, but you’re not Anderson’s type.
Forget robots, apes are definitely taking over the planet.
So we’ll have a Planet of (the) Apes?
Yes, the non-Marky Mark one if we’re lucky!
28 days… 6 hours… 42 minutes… 12 seconds. That… is when the world… will end.
My favorite part was the lady’s long gray rat tail.
Definite bonobNO
my favorite part was the baby bonobo in a FLANNEL
UGH I AM THE ONLY PERSON WITHOUT AN IPAD
Correction pal, you’re the only PRIMATE without an iPad.
Hipster Bonobo
Look At This Fucking Bonobo
Remeber that woman in CT who got mauled by the chimp? Everytime I see one of these studies attempting to humanize apes, I can’t help thinking about that and how I’m afraid of them. I think I’ve become racist (speciesist?) towards them now…although humans do pretty awful things to each other all time and its often premeditated, so I guess that makes them even more human….now I forgot the point I was trying to make…
CT = Chris Trash?
yes, a woman inside chris trash got mauled by a chimp….the lesson here is: don’t go inside chris trash
The other lesson is, don’t let your chimp loose near Chris Trash.
Basically, Christ Trash seems like a big problem in general
that was probably the best typo of all time…and i dont even know this guy
I’m not sure if its attempting to “humanize” them so much as it is an attempt to understand / communicate with them in a controlled environment. Hence Anderson being seperated by a thick pane of glass. The mauling chimp was, I believe, just treated like a human child and allowed to run around and go for car rides and have tea and stuff.
The moral of the story is: by all means, stay away from random lunatics who keep dangerous monsters as pets.
I am also reminded of the INSANELY DEPRESSING radio lab story about Lucy the chimp.
http://www.radiolab.org/2010/feb/19/lucy/
No worries, I understand. Ontop of that accident, I was forced to watch a documentary on how chimps turn to human baby meats when they’re low on protein/us ravaging their ecosystem. They’re amazing and cute but filled with so much potential psycho. As are we… (cue Friday the 13th music?)
The cutie pie on the bed @ 0:40 is mad cute yo.
nice to see Kristen Stewart likes monkeys
I was referring to the primate but yeah….that b*tch @ 0:40 in the video is ok looking.
I believe I speak for all of us when I say, “FINALLY!”
Next time: Anderson Cooper Dresses Up In A Bunny Costume To Tell Mopey Teenager That The World Ends In 28 Days, 6 Hours, 42 Minutes, And 12 Seconds.
Twins! (Look upthread)
Haha, whoops! I assure you that was an accident. If I had done it on purpose, I would have done so in a response to an earlier post, so that yours would have been farther down, making YOU appear to be the plagiarist.*
*Gonna do this for reals to somebody one day.
Gonna give ‘em the old Sneaky Taco, eh?
Now I’m going to spend the rest of the day coming up with other things that can be called a “Sneaky Taco.” There will be many, many diagrams involved.
Sadly, my Google image search for “Edward R. Murrow facepalm” returned no results.
At first I was all
and then I was like
but then I was like
More like “Good night and good grief”, am I right? *facepalm*
A great moment for science and journalism. Nobel prizes for everyone!
The bonobos were pretty blasé about Anderson in the bunny suit after specifically requesting that he wear it. I guess bonobos are assholes. In fact, I’m a little concerned about that woman’s plans to raise that baby bonobo as some kind of cultural ambassador. Restaurants? Cub Scout meetings? He talks English! He’s like a person! Science or not, I think we all know how this ends. Someone’s getting their face ripped off.
Correction: it ends with EVERYONE getting their face ripped off
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conquest_of_the_Planet_of_the_Apes
Give an ape an iPad and before you know it we’re all living in the Forbidden Zone.
I loved this video.
Much thanks to Radiolab for talking so much about bonobos in their podcasts, piquing my interest forever and ever.
That episode of RadioLab is a heart breaker. It features Lucy the Chimpanzee Who Reads Playgirl and Masturbates with a Vacuum Cleaner and IT IS STILL A HEARTBREAKER.
http://www.radiolab.org/2010/feb/19/
Needs more baby bonobo.
I’m sorry guys. I want to think of something pithy and funny to say here, but between the female bonobo’s junk and Anderson in the bunny suit, all I can say is I have never, ever in my life felt more uncomfortable.
#weshouldallbesolucky
So the things the bonobos wanted more than anything else were a ball and some pine needles? You guys, I think my dog might be part bonobo.
Not exactly. They wanted the bunny to bring a ball, eggs and pine needles.
They then asked to “put arm in ball and bring twik so they can open pine needles arm and sleep while bunny”.