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Yay! We did it! It’s Friday! Everything is falling apart all around us, and we live with the perpetual knowledge that, like, 99 percent of the world’s population lives in abject poverty, and yet we nevertheless feel a genuine sense of accomplishment just getting to the end of another work week in our extraordinarily privileged lives. It’s OK. Feelings are feelings, there is no stopping them. BARTENDER, A ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR OUR ACHIEVEMENTS. Anyway, you know what this calls for? An autumn jam! Volume UP:
Can’t stress this enough you guys: CONGRATS. I know it was pretty touch and go there for awhile (Tuesday between 1 and 3PM were rough stuff, probably!). But here we are, alive to tell the tale. Of this week? Although, not sure who’s going to be talking when there is so much dancing going on. DANCE PARTY! (Thanks for the tip, Njoy.)
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You don’t get to 500 million friends without making a few booties shake
Just watched Social Network last night. So good.
Wow, I haven’t listened to The Thodis in years!
“Se Gnorisa Sto Facebook” seems to translate to “I masturbate to Brad Pitt”. And why shouldn’t it?
I’m going to borrow Gretchen Carlson’s rope. I’m off to heaven, y’all!
Oh hey, you guys found my video! So, what do you think? Awesome, right?
If you really want to stay hip, you’ll write your next song about Linkedin.
Hip AND professional!
Speaking of which… there’s a Videogum LinkedIn group! (nerd alert…. I made it)
http://goo.gl/31OFA
This was inspired by one of Gabe’s tweets a while back….. I know there are some talented monsters out there (designers, freelancers, etc) and we should help each other find projects!
Se Gnorisa Sto Altavista!
Is it just me, or does there seem to be a lot of autumn jams recently?
“A million Autumn Jams isn’t cool. You know what is? A BILLION.”
- Gabe, apparently
It’s important to compensate for the fact that winter is a barren, jam-free wasteland.
“No winter jams?!?!” –Me (sadly puts down fretless bass and turns off tape recorder.)
Mansmansmans, are you grieving
Over jam selections leaving?
Jams, like all things of barf, you
With your delicate ears long for, can you?
Ah! as the year grows older
It will come to such sights colder
By and by, nor spare a sigh
Though worlds of internet weirdos lie.
And yet you will weep and know why.
Now no matter, mans, the name:
All seasons’ jams are the same.
Nor mouth barfed, no nor brain cells left
What weary ears heard of, Gabe guessed:
It is the blight mans was born for,
It is Videogum you mourn for.
Don’t worry, Mans, there will be winter jams:
December is the cruelest month, breeding
Silence out of the interwebs, mixing
Memory of Autunmn Jams and desire for Winter ones, stirring
Dull gifs with winter memes.
– T.S. Eliot “The Wasteland”
“Now is the winter of Mans’ discontent…”
- Shakespeare
perfect.
“DING DONG! Classic Autumn Jam (Get it? You get it.).”
-Also Gabe
Very Autumn. Very jam.
I glad Facebook has finally inspired a relevant piece of art.
Bangs’ll totally freestyle over this in his Facebook-themed mixtape, where he raps about the events after “Meet me on Facebook”.
Yay! I love when my tips are used. Happy Friday everyone!
The best part about this video is that the picture of Brad Pit is definitely a print out and it is definitely glued to the computer screen.
I think this is a metaphor for something
Judging by the current snugness of my pants, this post should have gotten a “NSFW” heading.
Was she supposed to be singing that song? She wasn’t convincingly lip syncing..or even…type syncing. Need more eagle headed men in loin cloths, Friday.
Stalkers understand the value of Facebook more than anyone.
I thought foursquare was the stalker’s website
I just became the mayor of the bushes in front of your house
Good point, but you still need someway to figure out the most appropriate gifts to give. “I saw how much you love your cat. I turned him into this purse so now he can be by your side forever!”
I’m the mayor of that weird-looking car that’s been parked outside your house for a couple of mornings now when you leave for work.
Brad Pitt’s new nickname is “Peanut Butter” because Efi Thodi is definitely the Jam. Also, he smells like peanut butter – little known Hollywood Fact.
The worst part about all of these Summer and Autumn jams is that they are across the board better than 90% of the music I have recorded in my life. I’m not trying to be self-deprecating, just honest.
Only this image appropriate expresses my doubt.
There is a reason I am a lawyer and not a musician.
Did you see the squirrels? There is a reason I post pictures of squirrels playing cards on the internet. Because I DOUBT IT!
Let that be a lesson to you.
Also, it’s sort of an earworm? Like, I can’t stop humming it in my head? “Blah blah blah blah blah Faaaaaaceboooooook!”
Did someone mention a DANCE PARTY?!?! I got the glow sticks….who has the E pills?
I refuse to make fun of this. This lady likes Brad Pitt and Facebook? She wanna write a song about it? Fuck it — it’s Friday, lady. Jam out!
Alright. *seriousgum alert* Can I go a day without having to feel bad about being lucky enough to be born into relative wealth in a first world country? I get it, it sucks in the rest of the world. I donate to charities and I’m a nice person but… And even typing this I’m thinking that I look like an asshat but… you know?
Bah, I’m sorry. It’s friday!
No. If you don’t come to Vgum for your daily dose of white guilt, then you don’t come at all. Besides, how else would you know what color someone’s problem is? Think, DSN.
Also, I like to imagine that when you post “Yay Friday”, you’re talking about me. Gives me a little self-esteem boost. *Don’t* disillusion me.
Oh BF. Not a day goes by that I don’t think “Yay Friday” I direct reference to you.
Baby Monday really got a rough lot then, huh?
Baby Monday has white problems.
DANCE PARTY
So, my bitchiest student just came in when I was looking at this gif and I totally left it up and had a 5-minute conversation with her about her poor performance on recent reading quizzes while this gif continued to run just over my shoulder. Hey student: Dealwithitsunglasses
I wish you were my teacher, teacherman!
The feeling is mutual, studentwise
Dancing Turk gifs!
From Wikipedia:
“Since March 2009 Thodi makes television appearances claiming that she discovered a special spiritual power inside her that enables her to help and heal people. She also claimed that she had seen divine visions to the dismay of her family.”
This explains so much.
Did the spiritual power have a rugged face and blue eyes?
Her family is missing out on a golden opurtunity, they could be getting a book deal out of that!
I like your haircut, mr. wright!
Thanks! I think I finally found the perfect TR avatar for me with this one!
I like your choice in hat styles too!
Why is nobody screencapping this and replacing the Brad Pitt images with St John the Baptist?
Do you think she feels the same way about Mark Zuckerberg? Or do you suppose the Zucks is completely distraught over the fact that Brad Pitt basically stole his cameo in Efi Thodi’s latest jam?
Facebook, you say? She looks more like a craigslist personals type, but whatever.
That’s Brad’s Jam!
http://imgur.com/nX6Hx
Cock. That’s young Brad though.
You guys dont know anything. She is from my country, Greece. She has a sheep as a pet…in Athens (7 million people population), which she birngs with her in the most prestigious night clubs. Once they did not allow her in and she dumbed the sheep, she tied on some street light and she forgot about it.
She s done many stupid things,but at some point she started speaking with God. Its ok when you speak to God, many people do it. The problem is, when God starts replying back. So for some part she claimed she was able to cure any sickness, cancer, leukemia and stuff. And thats when people started getting mad with her.
Well, eventually she completely lost her shit and tried to commit suicide by drawning in a 20 cm fountain, so she got locked up in a mental institution for a couple of months. Haven t heard of her for a while.
You can also check out her “Smoke on the water”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efmhbl8rM4s
and “I love you baby”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoRA9iWVGp8
Traslation below: The Disco Girl.
And lastly…
Efi Thodi taking a shower.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LPy_kLcKdM&feature=related
Translation below: The ultimate female.
I met you in Facebook lyrics – translation.
“I looked for you in NOrth West and East, I travelled or around the world to see your eyes, Asia Africa America and Australia, who would imagine it, that I would find you here,
I met you in Facebook, and…MADNESS CAME TO ME,
and everything that is written in your profile is burning me”
Sorry I cant do it anymore.
Hey nikker, thanks for this, seriously. Very helpful!
However, we do know SOMETHING, right? We collectively know at least a little bit more than NOTHING? Just sayin’…
A Dance Party, you say?
Viral marketing for The Social Network sure is getting weird. I mean, Brad Pitt’s not even in the movie.