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This is easily one of the worst things I’ve ever seen. And now it is one of the worst things you’ve ever seen. And that is how brain AIDS is spread. If only there were EYE CONDOMS.
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I don’t know. I thought she really nailed that pregnant pause.
Yeah, lord knows she wouldn’t stop it early.
I was wondering what that was they played on last night’s Moment of Zen. Now I know, and now I’m depressed.
We should play a drinking game everytime the use the words “The Situation.” …..Oh, wait, we would totes die. So nevermind!
Yo, whatup XBOX 360 kinects? I want to rap respectfully with you about PBYP.
I definetly know how hard it is to be a teen mom. Having enough money to pay someone else to raise my child while I compete in a televised dance competetion is a very rough situation.
Sorry to get all seriousgum here, but few things piss me off more than Bristol Palin’s pro-abstinence crusade. She is in magazines talking about how other girls should learn from her mistakes, she does shit like this PSA, and just goes on and on, without considering her child’s feelings. He’s sure going to feel great when he gets old enough to realize just how much Mommy considers him a mistake, and how she doesn’t want anybody else to end up with an unwanted baby like she did. Fuck that lady.
Are you saying there’s hypocrisy in the pro-life/abstinence-only stance?
you’re worried that baby palin is going to be bummed when he finds out he was a mistake and hates his mom?
when, and if, he hates his crazy, narcissitic mom, that’s going to be the best thing that ever happened to him.
who gives a shit about his knowledge that he was a mistake. lots of people were mistakes – it’s not your fault, it’s not that bad, you get over that, why the fuck does that fucking matter?
the challenge that dude has in front of him is his piece of shit worthless fucking family.
dudes – my point is that if bristol palin were holding up her baby and saying:
‘I made a mistake. this christian crap is all bullshit and obviously doesn’t work. USE CONDOMS people!’
I would say “alright! she’s got it.”
she sort of did say that once, and I said what I said I would say. then she took it back, cause christian republican voters. and then I took it back
the problem is that she’s 1/2 too dumb to really get it that her message of abstinence is hurting people, and 1/2 too evil and shallow to break with the people telling her to say that shit cause christian republican voters…
sp whatever about the kid. he can’t hold it against her that he was a mistake and she was honest about that, cause truth.
and cause unwanted pregnancy happens all the fucking time and the idea that in 2010 it matters that there is a stigma that his parents weren’t in love when they fucked is FUCKING RIDICULOUS.
it doesn’t fucking matter.
Hey video, any idea how I can
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Hey Gwyneth on Glee gif, any idea how I can
?The two teenagers looking impressed in the background are the greatest actors of their generation.
And by teenagers you mean 20-something year-old actors playing teenagers, right? ACTING! (said like Jon Lovitz)
to me it looks like they are trying really hard not to laugh at her attempts at singing.
They are indulging her claim that she has something relevant to contribute even though she’s, like, forty.
Patrick’s outstanding joke from last week is totes appropriate here:
“I’m on it.” – Vivid founder and co-chairman Steven Hirsch
The name of this upcoming film from Vivid? A Sticky Situation
A Sticky Situation Palin Comparison
Just Palin around?
Bristol Palin’s A(wful PSA)laska?
Nailin’ Pailn 2: A Situation in Bristol.
You win.
Nailin’ Palin Rises: Fistin’ Bristol
Listening to them is certainly an encouragement for me be abstinent.
Well, it either encourages abstinence OR shooting your tv and having a 15-hour standoff with the police. Or maybe both?
Oh good! I was just think it had been too long since I last barfed.
*thinking. Time to go take a nap.
Stewart teased this last night in the Moment of Zen and I thought to myself, “What is this awful, awful thing?” Thank you, Gabe, for clarifying.
Role modeling: you’re doing it wrong.
Quick! Somebody kill my brain!
Go to bed, YIKES, 2012, etc…
I’m guessing Snookie was busy doing the TTOL (Tolerance Towards Oompa Loompas) PSA?
There’s not enough guns.
This PSA’s got you covered.
“What do you need?”
I looked up gun GIF and got this. Yeah I don’t know.
Bristol is a liar! We all know she is going to be smanging her next boyfriend.
MY NAME IS THE SITUATION AND I HAVE MAGNUM CONDOMS! MAGNUM CONDOMS!
I’d like all of you to join me in taking the Monsters Abstinence Pledge, in which we pledge not to have sex with Bristol Palin or The Situation.
Done and done.
Signed.
You mean, from now on? If so, I’m in.
Can we add an addendum promising to prevent anyone else from having sex with them, too? Or from interacting with them at all?
I can’t decide who won this debate; they both make good points.
They both deserve to marry/fuck/kill each other.
and not necessarily in that order.
So when are Ike Turner and Chris Brown going to debate domestic violence?
For the record, a debate with a dead Ike Turner would still be more relevant and informative.
GIFmakers of the world, can we get the Situation saying “Magnums!” and Bristol’s reaction shot up in here?
I’m going to abstain at least until Bristol Palin and the Situation are no longer considered role models for young people.
“trust me, I know how hard it is on the staff when you’re a teen mom.”
- Bristol Palin
I just Steven Cowan-ed my computer monitor.
Worst trailer of the day! I’m not at all looking forward to Disney’s Lilo and Sitch.
Compared to her terrified eyes and anxious swaying, the sexual energy he effortlessly exudes* practically makes him our generation’s Brando. I am voting for him to get all the Oscars this year (unless there are other choices).
*Oops I spelled the herpes sideshow he constantly and strenuously promotes like a carnival barker wrong.
Oh, cancel the Oscars. Nothing can compete with this.
Bristol Palin and The Situation are probably the best argument for abortion that exists.