OK, so we’re DEFINITELY all just biding our time until the tidal wave comes, not giving a fuck? Every last one of us? Nothing matters. Got it.

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  1. Pshaw. I am waiting for Jimmy Carter’s cameo in White Chicks 2*. Now THAT’S how you do a presidential cameo.

    *I don’t think this is real, please god don’t let this be real

  2. I think we have reached the stage where it is news who is NOT going to cameo in The Hangover 2.

    “BREAKING: Scatman Crothers announces he will not be making an appearance in the sequel to The Hangover. If you want to know more on this story, you are a waste of human life and you should seriously reconsider your reasons for existing”

  3. IS he going to be in there, though? I guess that depends on what you’re definition of the word “is,” is.

  4. Why aren’t you we talking about People’s top story, “FIRST LOOK: Jessica Simpson’s Ruby Engagement Ring!?” Have we forgotten our values?

  5. Oh boy… I hope this doesn’t have anything to do with cigars.

  6. Ever since he was in the Starr Report, I just knew he was going to get in to movies eventually.

  7. Bill Clinton will be the tiger of Hangover 2.

    “Guys, Bill Clinton is in our bathroom.”
    “What the hell do we do?”

    etc

    • What does Bill Clinton dream of?
      When he takes a Bill Clinton snooze.

      • Does he dream of mauling interns,
        or Hillary in her Sec of State suit.
        Don’t you worry your pretty grey’d head
        we’re gonna get you back to Hilly and your cozy ex-prez bed.

      • Bill Clinton, Bill Clinton, burning bright
        In the forests of the night,
        What immortal hand or eye
        Could frame thy fearful cameo appearance?

  8. “I’m going to say this again: I did not have sexual relations with that ladyboy.”

  9. Jay Leno’s gonna loves this.

    PS:

    Dear Jay Leno,

    Your jokes suck. They were funny (not funny at all) 15 years ago. I hate you.

    Love,

    sadmalandar

    • “So Former President Bill Clinton – you remember Bill, right, Kevin? – it’s been reported that Bill Clinton will have a cameo in the sequel to The Hangover…

      Yeah…

      I guess squabily dabily fart Monica Lewinsky barf *BANG*

  10. The guys will probably become political prisoners in Thailand and Clinton will have to come save them like he did in North Korea.

    Wait, that actually sounds pretty accurate.

  11. Well, they don’t call him Slick Willy for nothing…

  12. I am looking forward to the unintended irony of the ironic “Bill Clinton for President” Facebook campaign.

    “Whoa, you know what would be funny is if he ran with that guy who makes the environment documentaries. So crazy.”

  13. Of course if the movie sucks he’ll deny ever being in it…

  14. That’s slick Willie for you, always with the fast talking.

  15. If this was any other president, I’d be suprised. I <3 you, Bill.

  16. BREAKING: Zach Galifianakis’ beard will be making a return, as will Bradley Coopers stubble.

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