Adam Sandler bought his fellow Grown Ups cast members Maseratis as a thank you gift and all Turtle got was a bag of weed and a prostitute and this t-shirt that says all that on it.

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  1. Turtle should get a protractor to put on his face for halloween and call himself “Protractor face man GIMME SOME CANDY!”

  2. I remember when my students bought me a Maserati.

  3. The funny part is, Kevin James doesn’t even have a driver’s license (for anything larger than a golf cart)

  4. Rob Schneider’s Turtle in this, right?

  5. “Finally, my near-constant perusal of pays off.” – Gabe

  6. I was an extra in Little Nicky. Where’s MY Maserati?!?!

  7. This story makes perfect sense, because this is what grownups do for each other. Buy each other ridiculous cars with their ridiculous money.

  8. “Adam Sandler buying his fellow Grown Ups cast members Maseratis was the worst moment of my post-Presidency.” – George W Bush

  9. Adam Sandler, Kanye, Gwenyth — today is celebrities-being-over-entitled day. And that’s why I’m going back to bed.

  10. Close Gabe, but you’ve got the wrong SNICK show…

  11. That’s it. I’ve decided I want to be a celebrity. Where do I apply?

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      Evidence of my ENTITLEMENT and PETULANCE can be seen in my responsibilities as CRYBABY, and my commitment to GETTING MY WAY. My educational background in FAME-WHORING, combined with my SHAMELESS experiences, has been excellent preparation for a career with HOLLYWOOD.

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  12. You know what? Fuck these assholes. Give that money to Doctors Without Borders or something.

  13. Busey Approves!

  14. My first picked-up tip on Videogum! Woo!

    Also, what assholes, right?

  15. I just realized this is a case of life imitating art/Adam Sandler recycling his ideas.

    End of Mr. Deeds, anyone?

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