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Adam Sandler bought his fellow Grown Ups cast members Maseratis as a thank you gift and all Turtle got was a bag of weed and a prostitute and this t-shirt that says all that on it.
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Turtle should get a protractor to put on his face for halloween and call himself “Protractor face man GIMME SOME CANDY!”
While wearing his red hooded sweatshirt.
I remember when my students bought me a Maserati.
Richard Scarry upvotes forever.
Upvoted because I actually HAD that toy and used to carry it around with me 100% of the time.
is that David Spade’s?
The funny part is, Kevin James doesn’t even have a driver’s license (for anything larger than a golf cart)
I bet he’s going to sell it to fund the next Paul Blart movie.
Sadly, he’s going to be able to fund it by selling tickets to see it.
“I’m Kevin James, Bitch!”
And the sad part is he can’t fit in anything smaller than an Ecoline.
Rob Schneider’s Turtle in this, right?
“Finally, my near-constant perusal of autoblog.com pays off.” – Gabe
“Autoblogs! Transform and ROLL OUT!” – Optimus Prime
“OPTIMUS!!!!!!!” – Shia LaDouche, fan of Autoblog.com
Ahem. Patrick, actually that’s my near constant perusal of autoblog.com that paid off.
…I am clearly way too excited that a blog article about Adam Sandler’s Maserati friends that I sent to another got blog got posted. Looks like it’s one of those times to reanalyze priorities.
??? “…that I sent to another got blog got posted” ???? how is that even english you’re crazy!??
I was an extra in Little Nicky. Where’s MY Maserati?!?!
It’s right next to Rob Schneider’s future Oscar acceptance speech.
I wasn’t actually an extra in Little Nicky. I just felt like complaining… so you didn’t have to make me cry with such a dream-shattering slight applepiehubbub!
#I’mRobSchneiderIRL
My apologies. I loved you in The Hot Chick.
#I’mDavidSpadeIRL
I loved me too.
This story makes perfect sense, because this is what grownups do for each other. Buy each other ridiculous cars with their ridiculous money.
“Adam Sandler buying his fellow Grown Ups cast members Maseratis was the worst moment of my post-Presidency.” – George W Bush
Adam Sandler, Kanye, Gwenyth — today is celebrities-being-over-entitled day. And that’s why I’m going back to bed.
I hope this doesn’t send you into a tailspin, but EVERYDAY is celebrities-being-over-entitled day.
Close Gabe, but you’ve got the wrong SNICK show…
That’s it. I’ve decided I want to be a celebrity. Where do I apply?
To Whom It May Concern:
I would like to express my interest in an entry-level analyst position with HOLLYWOOD. Throughout my job search and conversations with BLOGGERS I have come to respect the professionalism that characterizes your CELEBRITIES. I am confident that HOLLYWOOD’s values and objectives would highly complement my own strengths and enthusiasm. I would like to be considered for your open position as CELEBRITY.
Evidence of my ENTITLEMENT and PETULANCE can be seen in my responsibilities as CRYBABY, and my commitment to GETTING MY WAY. My educational background in FAME-WHORING, combined with my SHAMELESS experiences, has been excellent preparation for a career with HOLLYWOOD.
Please review the enclosed resume and references and consider my application for your CELEBRITY program. I would appreciate the opportunity to come to HOLLYWOOD to meet with you and explore the CLUB AND RESTAURANT environment, as well as possible job opportunities in HOLLYWOOD.
Thank you for your consideration.
Superglue
You know what? Fuck these assholes. Give that money to Doctors Without Borders or something.
So Don Draper can have his hand chopped off in a helicopter accident? No thanks
Speaking of Jon Hamm… anyone watch Conan last night?
#MylifeisfaintinggoatsyndromewhenitcomestoJonHamm
Haaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
Faints every time.
Busey Approves!
Image fail
My first picked-up tip on Videogum! Woo!
Also, what assholes, right?
I just realized this is a case of life imitating art/Adam Sandler recycling his ideas.
End of Mr. Deeds, anyone?