Fair enough. (Via TheClearlyDope.)
And THAT’S why: you always leave a note!
This is a for real thing that people actually have surgeries for (though there are a lot of disputes about whether it`s right to perform these surgeries):
“That was when I carried you, OBVIOUSLY.” – Jesus
It might be a sin to upvote you, but I’ll be damned if I don’t.
But, Lord, why is there is only one set of handprints-with-two-long-streaks-from-dragging-leg-stumps in the sand?
You don’t mess with the Jesus!
My momma always said life is like a box of upvotes.
Damnit, Gump, I’ve got gender dysphoria.
“I have no legs, I have no legs” – Creepy dude on subway in the movie Kids, and this lady.
this dude. person in the wheelchair that cut off their own legs is a dude.
AGH! I did not realize that was a dude…. I thought it was a lady in her house coat.
Love that mother fucker. If Harmony Korine had snagged that fucker for fucking Gummo then that would have been the ultimate casting director “get” you can think of
is douche chill the new brand of drink for icing bros?
A simple announcement, in greeting card format, would have sufficed.
I am never ready to see your avatar.
I think maybe my earlier comment is in moderation, but if it is it`s for the best because I meant to link to here and not the other page:
Also, this movie is awesome:
Ugh, I did it again and linked to the wrong place. I swear I know how to use tabs:
Um. Congratulations on your happiness, I guess. Good luck with life.
Some ppl will do anything to get on TeeVee?
But, wouldn’t you need legs to get on it on the first place? #grouchomarx
I would have thought that fame and fortune would have made Dave Grohl happy. I guess it’s the little things. (Little legs.)
THE LEGS THE LEGS THE LEGS THE LEGS THE LEGS THE LEGS THE LEGS THE LEGS THE LEGS THE LEGS THE LEGS THE LEGS THE LEGS THE LEGS THE LEGS THE LEGS THE LEGS THE LEGS
Whoops, this was supposed to be a reply to Baby Friday.
I think it works just fine on its own.
or as a little follow up to the z z top song you all remember so well
She had legs,
Didn’t want to use them;
She’s your girlfriend,
You sure know how to choose them.
Got phantom pains–
wonder how she feels them?
Would you reattach them
If you could only find them?
She’s my baby…
You so crazy,
The girl cannot be right.
Finally, my love for ZZ Top comes in handy.
Rumor spreadin’ a-’round in that Cinci town
That your girlfriend has no legs
and you know that she cut them off.
Just let me know if you wanna go
and wheel her out to buy some pegs.
They gotta lotta nice styles.
Haw Haw Haw Haw.
Every girl’s crazy ’bout a sharp hack saw…
I don’t know where I am wheelin’ to…
Cut off my legs I don’t know whyyyy…
No more runnin’, feet just seem a flaw,
Every girl’s crazy ’bout a sharp hack saw…
I been up, I been down.
Take my word, my way ’round.
Please don’t make me beg
I said, Lord, take me downtown,
I’m just cutting off my leg.
Baby Friday, we might have just stumbled on the most obscure, difficult and slightly demented BNPG ever.
I think you’re right…and I’m loving it.
Well I was rollin’ down the road in my chair with wheels
Glad not to have legs, just circles of steel
Just got that urge in the middle of the night
Started cuttin’ and choppin’ and feelin’ all right,
Oh, I’m lame, only myself to blame
Got no legs, pricin’ some pegs.
I’m lookin’ high and low, don’t know where to go,
I got to double cut my legs.
The only way to find, what I left behind
I got to double cut my legs, double cut my legs.
What do you say to a guy like that before he goes on stage, though?
break a nub? Heaven just got a little less Ian
Glad I could help.
Calling those nubs are offensive to this guy
Since he did it to himself I think it’s OK. You’re back in Heaven now.
you could just recycle those hilarious jokes that will smith used in the wild west movie when he made jokes to the guy in the wheelchair
“Oh, good for you.”
Well, aren’t you special?
And here I am using my legs like an idiot.
That’s your former mayor’s television show. Wait…that IS my former mayor’s television show!
As a fellow Cincinnatian, I must add he is also our paying-a-hooker-with-a-personal-check former Mayor. Never forget.
I just googled this and whoooooooooa.
“The wild and wacky moment: Then there was Sandra, the transsexual who cut off her own legs, with a power saw, which Jerry also happily displayed before introducing her story. To say Sandra has issues is, obviously, a massive understatement, but that doesn’t prevent old Jer from joshing with her, like when he asks her whether or not she’s seeing a psychiatrist after cutting her legs off because she “just didn’t want them.” Sandra says yes, in fact, she’s seeing two psychiatrists. “One for each leg?” Jerry asks.”
I can’t wait for Jerry’s autobiography, I Have Integrity to hit stores! I’ve already got the pen picked out that I want him to use when he autographs it.
I bet it’s one of those pens where the lady’s bikini falls off when you turn it upside down!
Just image the theme park lines he can now skip.
Man, people will do anything for ample parking around the holidays.
I like the “Exclusive” icon because clearly Jerry Springer “scooped” all the other major news outlets. YOU JUST GOT SCOOPED!
This reminds me, I’m gonna go see 127 Hours this weekend.
I was going to argue that this isn’t so weird, but then I realized that my argument had no…. ummm *awkward silence*
It’s still possible to make the argument, you just need to find your footing.
At this point, I’d settle for a toehold.
You guys kneed to relax.
Yeah, settle down and get instep
You guys Achilles me.
Don’t worry, FLW, you have my (arch) support.
Y’all are really being heels about this. I’m sick of this shint.
For all of these, I hope we get credited in the Monster’s BALL, JOINTly.
Aint that the truth, can’t tel a fib-ula
Come on, you don’t need tibia big baby about this.
Wow, everyone’s really achilles tendone a great job here!
We ankle doing this for nothing!
You guys are TOEtally NAILing it
Talus some more about it, you guys.
Now this is someone I want to ask, “Where do you get your ideas?”
We can rule out “at the podiatrist.”
“what gets your wheel’s spinning?”
Why would Dave Grohl do this?
Well it’s not like he could keep on drumming if he cut off both his arms.
She went a little overboard to prove a point to those upset about lacking shoes…
How is she going to fit into her Bad Idea Jeans now?
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