Fair enough. (Via TheClearlyDope.)

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  1. And THAT’S why: you always leave a note!

  2. This is a for real thing that people actually have surgeries for (though there are a lot of disputes about whether it`s right to perform these surgeries):

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_dysmorphic_disorder

  3. “That was when I carried you, OBVIOUSLY.” – Jesus

  4. “I have no legs, I have no legs” – Creepy dude on subway in the movie Kids, and this lady.

  5. Douche chill.

  6. A simple announcement, in greeting card format, would have sufficed.

  7. I think maybe my earlier comment is in moderation, but if it is it`s for the best because I meant to link to here and not the other page:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apotemnophilia

  8. Um. Congratulations on your happiness, I guess. Good luck with life.

  9. I would have thought that fame and fortune would have made Dave Grohl happy. I guess it’s the little things. (Little legs.)

  10. THE LEGS THE LEGS THE LEGS THE LEGS THE LEGS THE LEGS THE LEGS THE LEGS THE LEGS THE LEGS THE LEGS THE LEGS THE LEGS THE LEGS THE LEGS THE LEGS THE LEGS THE LEGS

    • Whoops, this was supposed to be a reply to Baby Friday.

      • I think it works just fine on its own.

        • or as a little follow up to the z z top song you all remember so well

          • She had legs,
            Didn’t want to use them;
            She’s your girlfriend,
            You sure know how to choose them.
            Got phantom pains–
            wonder how she feels them?
            Would you reattach them
            If you could only find them?
            She’s my baby…
            You so crazy,
            The girl cannot be right.

            Finally, my love for ZZ Top comes in handy.

          • Rumor spreadin’ a-’round in that Cinci town
            That your girlfriend has no legs
            and you know that she cut them off.

            Just let me know if you wanna go
            and wheel her out to buy some pegs.
            They gotta lotta nice styles.

            Have mercy.

            Haw Haw Haw Haw.

          • Every girl’s crazy ’bout a sharp hack saw…

          • Clean shirt,
            No shoes,
            I don’t know where I am wheelin’ to…
            Silk shirt
            Wrong size
            Cut off my legs I don’t know whyyyy…
            No more runnin’, feet just seem a flaw,
            Every girl’s crazy ’bout a sharp hack saw…

          • I been up, I been down.
            Take my word, my way ’round.
            Please don’t make me beg
            I said, Lord, take me downtown,
            I’m just cutting off my leg.

            Baby Friday, we might have just stumbled on the most obscure, difficult and slightly demented BNPG ever.

          • I think you’re right…and I’m loving it.

            Well I was rollin’ down the road in my chair with wheels
            Glad not to have legs, just circles of steel
            Just got that urge in the middle of the night
            Started cuttin’ and choppin’ and feelin’ all right,
            Oh, I’m lame, only myself to blame
            Got no legs, pricin’ some pegs.

          • I’m lookin’ high and low, don’t know where to go,
            I got to double cut my legs.
            The only way to find, what I left behind
            I got to double cut my legs, double cut my legs.

  11. What do you say to a guy like that before he goes on stage, though?

  12. “Oh, good for you.”
    - paraplegics

  13. And here I am using my legs like an idiot.

  14. That’s your former mayor’s television show. Wait…that IS my former mayor’s television show!

  15. I just googled this and whoooooooooa.

    “The wild and wacky moment: Then there was Sandra, the transsexual who cut off her own legs, with a power saw, which Jerry also happily displayed before introducing her story. To say Sandra has issues is, obviously, a massive understatement, but that doesn’t prevent old Jer from joshing with her, like when he asks her whether or not she’s seeing a psychiatrist after cutting her legs off because she “just didn’t want them.” Sandra says yes, in fact, she’s seeing two psychiatrists. “One for each leg?” Jerry asks.”

    Very wacky!

  16. Just image the theme park lines he can now skip.

  17. I like the “Exclusive” icon because clearly Jerry Springer “scooped” all the other major news outlets. YOU JUST GOT SCOOPED!

  18. This reminds me, I’m gonna go see 127 Hours this weekend.

  19. I was going to argue that this isn’t so weird, but then I realized that my argument had no…. ummm *awkward silence*

  20. Now this is someone I want to ask, “Where do you get your ideas?”

  21. Why would Dave Grohl do this?

  22. She went a little overboard to prove a point to those upset about lacking shoes…

  23. How is she going to fit into her Bad Idea Jeans now?

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