tanner_family_reunion

Look at these old pals! What a happy reunion. The HAPPIEST reunion? Probably. I bet when they all saw each other AND realized there were photographers there, each of them just locked in one each other’s eyes and mouthed the word “Yessssssssss.” I do wonder what it is like for Bob Saget to see the two child actresses that he knew as babies be fucking billionaires or whatever. “How are you guys these days?” “We’re billionaires.” “Right, right.” “How are you, Bob Saget.” “Eh. One foot in front of the other.” And then they all go to Starbucks and get no-fat caramel macchiatos with soy and an extra shot because the private plane for London leaves in 20 minutes haha just kidding, you can’t go with us to London, Bob Saget, but we’ll payf or your coffee our treat. (It should be pointed out that Bob Saget is doing fine. I bet his house is stupid beautiful.) Your turn to caption it now!

Winner will receive special placement everywhere you look in this week’s Monsters’ Ball. (Via JustJared.)

Comments (146)
  1. Bob Saget creeps me out.

    /insightful comment.

  2. “Next season on Full Halfway House…”

  3. Jeff Dunham’s new act is his most offensive act yet.

  4. And what do you guys call yourselves?… THE ARISTOCRATS!

  5. Bob Saget leaving the Humane Society benefit with his new pet owls.

  6. “We used to be family…now the only thing we have in common is our coke dealer.”

  7. “Cocaine.”

  8. Pictured: A reminder that we are all one day closer to death

  9. Kimmee Gibbler remains popular in syndication.

  10. What is Bob Saget doing at the wax museum?

  11. The two Michael Jackson Mini-Me clones wish Bob Saggot well…. (awkwardly timed comedic pause) … They wish he was thrown DOWN a well! ……. The two Michael Jackson Mini-Me clones wish he was MURDERED in a well!

  12. “I’m on it.” – Vivid founder and co-chairman Steven Hirsch

  13. Bob Saget and two raccoons.

  14. jesus, mary kate – don’t worry be happy.

  15. Quick, someone hit someone else in the crotch.

  16. Bob Saget: Hey you guys, I’m going to just put on this self tanner. Tell me when it looks like I’ve had enough.

    Twins, in unison, while both looking down at their toenails: You got it, dude.

  17. You got it, boob.

  18. Blah blah blah, “hair raising” blah blah blah, dead goldfish eyes, blah blah blah, cocaine, blaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh.

    or

    “Hey remember when we were the American Family’s moral compass? Man, those were the days.”

  19. Everywhere you look , [everywhere you go].
    There’s a face…Of somebody who scares you.

  20. there’s a face of somebody who needs you…and 2 others that need a decent meal and a few hours of sleep.

  21. The cast of Underworld 4: Vampires and Creepers gathers for a photo at the Scleroderma Research Foundation banquet.

  22. Ashley: I’m the one with a full fur coat.
    Mary Kate: I’m the one with a half fur coat.
    Bob Sagat: I’m the one that wants to kill myself.
    (A beat)
    Ashley, Mary Kate, Bob Sagat: We’re all that one.

  23. Uncle Jesse is there in spirit–their coats are made from his mullet hair. RIP mullet.

  24. Sorry, guys… This picture is just really messing with me. I need to get something off my chest, okay? It’s, like, whatever happened to predictability? The milk man, the paper boy, evening TV? How did I get to living here!? Somebody tell me please! This old world’s confusing me. With clouds as mean as you’ve ever seen. And a world that knows your tune. Then a little voice inside you whispers, ‘Please, don’t sell your dreams so soon’!

    I don’t know. It’s just… everywhere I look, everywhere I go. There’s no heart anymore.

  25. In England, I believe they call what Bob Sagat has here, “two birds, one stone.”

  26. Bob Saget: Have you guys heard who that Alanis Morissette song is about?

  27. You can’t see him, but Steve is just off camera, looking at them like this:

  28. Me: Hola, Tanneritos!
    Danny Tanner: We should really lock that door more often.

    Classic!

  29. I’m aware of the cultural reference being made here, but I must say I love calling The Olsens Tanners. Like how “Slim” is often a nickname given to your neighborhood’s largest gentlemen. It is simply delightful.

  30. Look Like This: Olsen Edition

  31. “Kids, I think it’s time to tell you the story of how I met your dead mother.”

  32. Bob Saget and Hanson.

    Can’t believe there’s no front runner comment right now.

  33. Saget was later arrested for surgically attaching his former co-stars’ heads to the bodies of small bears.

  34. Full House Reunion? We thought you said Crack House.

  35. my first image! Did it work?

  36. I just want you to say Cheese, you don’t actually have to eat any, girls.

  37. If the camera adds ten pounds, then they must weigh about ten pounds.

  38. Bob is the cute one.

  39. Bob Saget: “Before you swallow my soul, I should tell you that it’s loaded with carbs.”

  40. Bob Saget is about to “Ouce-cream” his pants.

  41. Railing with Saget.

  42. When you’re lost out theeeeeeere and you’re allllll alooooooone
    Your AA sponsor is waiting to CAAAAARRAY YOU HOOOOOOME!

  43. Damn. All lined up, and me without my trident.

  44. This is going to be difficult to masturbate to

  45. “I’m gonna live forever!”

  46. “Cut it out.” – the human race.

  47. Is that the Red carpet premiere of The Walking Dead?

  48. Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Caroline’s, Dick and the Nuts.

  49. Bob Saget confronts the green-eyed monsters.

  50. Cast shot for the follow-up to Vivid Entertainment’s “Ima let you finish (me off)” – “Full Frontal House”

  51. Somewhere, Gilbert Gottfried is getting to work on The Roast of Bob Saget: Part 2, and using this picture in place of a motivational kitty poster.

  52. “You’re lucky Comet. Dogs don’t have to wear bathing suits.”

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  54. Ew. It’s like the entire Tanner family has been in a decade-long competition to out-meth each other.

  55. Edward Gorey-penned sitcom anchors relaunch of ABC’s TGIF.

  56. New York, NY. (AP) – Comedian Bob Saget signs lucrative contract to promote new Coors Brewing flagship beverage, “Coors Light Light”

  57. It would take me hours to do it and it would look bad, so I won’t photoshop it, but I just keep picturing this magazine with the word “House” changed to “Stupid.”

  58. “Prune” – all of them, 2010

  59. It’s a hobbit between two gollums.

  60. “…the Aristocrats!” -Sagat

  61. “I could have sworn there was only one Michelle…”

  62. Millions of dollars in syndication money may buy a lot of combs, but not the knowledge on how to use them.

  63. Between the three of us, we have quite a collection of drugs on hand here, don’t we.

  64. Parent Trap 2: Coke-yo Drift

  65. Bob Saget tends to his crop of future Cruella DeVilles

    OR

    Bob Saget pictured during diplomatic relations with the Skeski delegation regarding the Dark Crystal situation

    (i am sorry for all the disney in this, i had a very normal childhood)

  66. “Tanner Family Celebrates Breakthrough in Particle Acceleration.”

  67. “you got sex hair, baby”

  68. “set your bitches to stun”

  69. The one on the right is suffering from, glaroderma.

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