For the record, Precious definitely farted and no one has any idea what Jenny even thinks she is talking about here.
WHY DO YOU THINK THE NOVEL IT WAS BASED ON WAS CALLED “PUSH”
If this is not #1 at the Ball this Friday I’m quitting VGum for ever, FOREVER.
(you’re supposed to announce this on Twitter)
I have spent a sizable portion of my life uploading this one .gif.
Lorne Michaels is totally right, you guys. Nasim Pedrad as a boy/girl with a talk show is WAY funnier than this.
Also, this was sarcasm, because Jenny Slate should still be on SNL because this is the kind of stuff that would keep it from becoming irrelevant.
But would it keep it from becoming, dare I say, RETARDED?
Oh cool, they’re making fun of fat people.
and the mentally disabled, poor mentally disabled fat people
Can’t stand retarded people, being all genetically challenged and whatnot.
Yes. Yes they are. (Sayin’.)
Maura Kelly is proud of them.
Jenny is right: it is usually the skinniest girl, especially if she is a vegetarian.
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But did you ever notice, if its a hot girl (because skinny=hot, clearly), you kind of don’t mind as much…you forgive her and maybe even enjoy the stench a little…just saying…
You can wallow alone with this statement just like you do with hot girl farts you monster. Yes i see what i just did there.
What’s retarded? That there isn’t more Jenny Slate in the world.
what is the general consensus on this? i didn’t laugh at all.
To give you a serious answer: this Bestie x Bestie didn’t make me laugh as much as the other two but I still laughed a bunch. So if you don’t know now you know, bird.
i will go watch the other two and see!
Okay, so, Jenny is really hot.
THANK YOU!! I totally didn’t want to be the first one to say it. But damn, she is really hot
“Everybody farts.” — R.E.M.
Clearly I need to start watching “Ghost Hunters” again.
Don’t Go Back To Fartville
Sidewinder farts tonight
Talk About The Farting
Fart and Blame
Radio Fart Europe
It’s the End of the World as We Know it (And I Fart Fine)
Can’t Fart There From Here
7 Chinese Farters
Fart With Eyeliner
Farting at Night
Fart on Me
Feeling Gravity’s Fart
Disturbance in the Heron House (because of farting)
Fartamatic For the People.
Fart the Fart
All The Way To Reno (You’re Gonna Be A Fart)
The One I Love (To Fart On)
What if We Fart It Away
Shiny Farty People
Fart Me Kitten
Orange Fart [gross!]
Bah, you beat me to it!
Fart Fart H
Try Not To Fart
Why Not Fart
The Fart Child
World Farter Pretend
Green Grow the Farts
What’s the Frequency Kenneth? (of your farting)
What’s the Fartquency Kenneth?
P.S. : nailed it!
1 minute ahead of me, goddamn you
Sorry, I used the effects of Obama’s EMP explosion today to jump into the future.
Farts to Climb
Oddfarters Local 151
Farting Well is the Best Revenge
Fart on the Moon
But there’s no atmosphere!
“In space, no one can hear you farting.”
“No really, I see farts” – Geordie La Forge
Ack, plagiarist commentator Superglue!
Please accept my blue eyes as an apology:
Farting My Religion
I dunno, I’m more of a Gabe and Max fan… Sorry retards.
I agree. Their styles are so vastly different that I can’t possibly see any one person liking both lots.
wow, mindburn. incredible.
If they ever need another bestie, I’d so be that bestie.
I’m waiting for the open call for “Besties with Guestie” auditions.
Can you rent the Besties?
I was kind of really hoping that Soft Gabe would elaborate more on the Gray’s Anatomy thing because that show IS retarded.
If wishes were horses, a horse would come galloping up and present me with a new Besties video every single day.
you ever forget you farted, like absent mindedly fart? I do that sometimes.
If you pause it at 1:27 you can see “The South Beach Diet” on the bookshelf. Speaking of Splenda and broccoli…
I like the “Bach on Wood as a .midi” theme music a whole lot.
the dangerous driving-thing is LOLZLOLZ
Two of these things happened to me today, so it’s weird that I just watched this. I was sitting in the train and someone definitely farted. I’m pretty sure it was the guy standing next to me whose ass was at my face-level. I was afraid that the woman sitting next to me was judging me instead. And then BOOM, teenagers! So. many. teenagers. One of them yelled “you guys are so loud!” Of course they were blocking the doors when I had to exit.
Also, get of my lawn
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