I haven’t really had a chance to watch last night’s television, for a reason that will be explained shortly. I caught up on 30 Rock this morning, and it was, ah-no-duh, great. Tracy Jordan gave the Queen parvo! Telephone etiquette is important, because it lets people know what race you are! “Shoulders back, Lemon, you’re not welcoming people to Castle Frankenstein.” Edward Hardy! LOLz! Anyway, you guys are mostly on your own. Is it scary? Did you know that all cell phones can call 9-1-1, even cell phones that aren’t activated? For some reason that seems kind of cool, even though having to call 9-1-1 for any reason is awful, and having to call 9-1-1 and ONLY having a cell phone that can’t make any other call is a horrifying scenario to imagine. And yet. What an incredible world we live in. Let’s talk about it! Or at least talk about Community, or whatever.