The fainting goat kittens have all died. R.I.P. fainting goat kittens. You are in heaven now, charming but also mildly depressing the angels.
Maybe Gabe should just close the comment thread right here
itsahotdog! posted this almost 2 hours before this post even existed!
You mean, he knew those kitties were going to die? What are you hiding behind your crocodile tears itsahotdog! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
If you want the full effect, open this:
in separate windows.
Have a great freakin weekend.
Even though science might* disagree with me, I feel like our collective bottomless appetite for all things cute made this happen.
They really should have waited till Monday morning to die, instead of ruining our Friday afternoons.
So you’re saying it’s not our fault? Thank God.
I was wondering when this GIF might become appropriate.
Way to ruin my Friday, Gabe.
You said it so much more sensitively than I did.
Even Glenn Beck had a soft spot for those little guys.
He’s crying because they buried the little guys before he had a chance to suck out their souls. Glenn Beck eats kittens souls.
Your version makes more sense.
This guy knows what Frank Lloyd Wrong is talking about:
That guy is about to know what I’m talking about in 5, 4, 3…
So, he’s a kitten dementor? That sounds about right.
Goodbye, cruel* world!
A salve for our wounds.
Raise a glass to the fainting goat kittens, and let the healing begin.
Let the healing begin.
and so we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past
batting the air, as if batting heaven to say hello
I got your back Monsters…
(This is my kitten Leia. She was so small…)
Where is Stella?! Only she can save us now…
Yep, that’ll do.
Nothing gold can stay. -Ralph Macchio
One less kitty taking the ride:
(In case you couldn’t tell, I am actually upset by this. I like kittens better than I like most people, so…)
Shoot, wrong image. I’m still grieving, I guess.
I used to love this .gif but now I can’t but see it as a sad metaphor for life…
Eventually, one by one, we all fall off the Roomba….
I began laughing and tearing up on three separate occasions thinking of this comment. I need more thumbs up for this, but alas, I’m allowed only the one.
This is no time for celebrations, let me mourn dude
“If only I could nudge you from this sleep,
My fainting darling, my skittery kitten.
Over this internet website I speak the words of my love:
I, with no rights in this matter,
Neither owner nor anyone who actually knew them.”
–with apologies to Roethke
Each fainting cat’s death diminishes me,
For I am involved in the internets.
Therefore, send not to know
For whom the cat faints,
It faints for thee.
i didn’t know it until now, but crying gifs are one of my favorite things.
I saw two fainting kittens on Youtube
They died! They died!
Gabe said they was sleeping
He lied! He lied!
Why oh why are the kitties dead?
Couldn’t that disease happen to Jeff Dunham instead?
Their candles burned out long before their cuteness ever will.
Mans needs to step up and remind us of how many more cute kittens would have been born today.
Why cruel world, why?!
What a crazy fucked up follow-up. I never thought a cute as balls segment would be followed by a, “…And now they’re dead.”
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