It gets better. (Via InternetToday.)
“I didn’t ask for this.” – Superglue
“I never promised you the opposite of a barf garden.”–the world
Also I’m pretttttty sure that the high pitched shrieking isn’t going to help limber up those vocal cords.
I didn’t know Babe25′s sister was a singer.
This is pretty much me after posting a failed joke for Videogum. It happens several times a week. Okay, a day.
Indeed she should take NOTE.
Ah, I see what you mean there.
Practice is the KEY!
The tone of this article is PITCH PERFECT.
Ya know what you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A flat minor.
Music theory jokes!
These comments have been a pleasure to REED–they simply can’t be BEAT. In fact, they really struck a CHORD with me and I’m having TREBLE REFRAINing from joining in.
Twelve years of piano lessons. I told you it was worth it, mom!
Every good boy deserves fudge. Is that right?
Man, the note is just too damn high. Amirightoramiright?
How do you get to Carnegie Hall? Shriek and yell, “Fuck!”
This girl is too high strung. She should learn not to FRET so much. It’s getting to be A MAJOR problem. All she has to do is TRY[TONE], and maybe one day she’ll SCORE.
… Too much? I’m just trying to keep my pun skills SHARP, but maybe some of those seem a bit RITARDed.
Man, are they in a relationship or something?
Gerard Way needs to RELAX.
Come on, people. The guys on Stereogum would give me 2 upvotes for this joke.
The commentators on Stereogum are so mean and whiney though, don’t you like it better here?
OF COURSE I like it here. What I’m saying is the conversion rate of Stereogum upvotes to Videogum upvotes is like, 0.04 to 1. So 2 Stereogum upvotes would be worth around 50 Videogum upvotes.
YEAH! My comment broke 50 upvotes! I can’t believe it! How cool.
Not all of them!
I’ll be honest, it took me several moments to realize you weren’t referring to the “Rico Suave” guy. The guys on Stereogum would probably eat me alive.
YEah, I’m explaining the ‘joke’ now, but for the sake of clarity, Gerard Way is the lead singer of My Chemical Romance and he was awkward in high school and he looks like the little girl in the video.
I figured out who he is with the help of my good friend Wikipedia, but the visuals do help to clarify things. Thanks, friend!
Actually, the guys on Stereogum probably would have downvoted you because they were jealous they didn’t think of that joke first.
Billy Corgan should have never grew his hair back out
What the fuck is Stereogum?
My favorite part is when you can hear the glass shattering.
The funny thing is that she still sounds better than the Whitney Houston of 2010.
Reminded me of this:
I love Maya Rudolph!
Time to use this gif again
“Sweetie, E!’s on the phone. Something about a new show they’re launching this month. They want you to call them the absolute second you think about settling down with someone.”
Parts of that had me all
Then I remained that way for the remainder of the video.
(Thanks werttrew, for giving me an excuse to post this again and laugh all the live long day for it!)
This is my new favorite gif, having replaced the drunk idiots in the grocery cart.
Long live the gif!
The .gif is dead.
Long live the .gif.
I thought I could escape Cheryl “The Nation’s Sweetheart” Cole on Videogum. Not anymore.
Sooooo did this girl upload the video herself?
Caption: “I try to sing a song but I do a really bad job of it and get embarassingly frustrated and act like a big old baby. Enjoy! Post thoughts in the comments! Ridicule from now through my adulthood and beyond!” – This Girl
Exactly. I always wonder what’s happening in the moments between the time the video is recorded and the time it’s uploaded. It’s okay to not upload it!!
Well, what was she supposed to do? NOT post this incredibly embarrassing video? She spent a whole minute and a half recording it!
And like what evil elementary school music teacher is she imagining in the background being all “Apologize! Hit the high note or I leave!” “ahhh! Fuck! I’m sorry Mrs. Daffodil!”
This is is basically (exactly) how the toast I gave at my best friend’s wedding went. That was an awkward wedding.
Also, this video is definitely NSFH. H = headphones.
Hey everybody! It’s pie time!!!
C:\Documents and Settings\ssh30678\My Documents\My Pictures\3D_pie.gif
I mean, IT’S PIE TIME!!!
I just did that earlier. More like DenyGum! Heyo!!
:::sigh::: and that’s why it takes me forever to figure out how to post something.
It doesn’t help that I’m trying to post this at 8 in the morning in my college English class, trying to hold intelligent political discussions and write humorous online quips at the same time.
Was anyone else surprised that she didn’t get better after removing her glasses? I’d have thought that would help.
hahaha i love her triumphant return after it goes black
i was watching it on mute, so i thought it was over, but THEN she comes BACK!
This one goes out to all of us who have tried to do something truly, transcendentally great, and failed, and upon that failing, were laughed at.
Anyone going to autotune this?
“fatties are fine singing terribly on youtube, i have no problem with that. but autotuning fatties? that’s just gross. yuck.” – Marie Claire
In other words, does anybody have a WAV file of a 28.8k modem connecting to CompuServe?
What happened to her Confederate flag?
The South shall autotune again!
Until this video, my cats had always enjoyed the days I get to work from home.
My dog left the room. She is now pacing downstairs. Sorry, dog!
“And I will always love yo- AAHHHH”
-all the grooms at the end of Bridalplasty
ugh, little kids should not curse, no matter how badly they can’t hit notes.
This made me really sad for some reason.
Someone needs to take a few etiquette lessons from Keenan, amirite?
Stay classy, San Diego.
When I was a kid I used to play the trumpet. I learned 2001: Space Odyssey(You know how it goes) and tried desperately to hit the notes for my family. After about three minutes my dad patted me on the shoulder and said it was ok.
My Grade Four teacher forced us to play the recorder.
My dad called the school and complained.
Is no one ever worried about their parents listening through the door? I was.
Man, she’s got the face of a 12 year old but the awkward confidence of a 30 year old.
Snicker all you want bitches but girl’s plan to get on Tosh.0 is totally going to work.
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