Viral Marketing Executive 1: How about we get the word out about Def Jam Rap Star by recording Hulk Hogan and Brooke Hogan covering Notorious B.I.G. in an economy hotel room with some weird dude in the background?
Viral Marketing Executive 2: There is not a greenlight green enough for this wonderful idea. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go call the MacArthur Foundation and check on your Genius Grant.

Comments (73)
  1. That weird dude is living legend Jimmy “The Mouth of The South” Hart! For shame, Gabe!

  2. You guys, I may have a lead as to who flashed us in Videogum chat.

    • Dong flashing with your kid in the room? Totally normal father-daughter stuff.

      • Grizzly Man 2.0

        This reboot of the classic documentary, by Michael Bay, stars Hulk Hogan as a hairless grizzly in a doo-rag who mauls a young nature lover (played by his real life daughter, Brooke Hogan). Staring Aziz Ansari as Werner Herzog.

        Soundtrack by Popul Vuh (feat. Ke$ha) (Available at Best Buy)

  3. What a weird-looking mental hospital.

  4. That weird dude is living legend Jimmy “Mouth of The South” Hart. He’s even got his own wrestling doll. And you call this a pop culture blog!

  5. White people are weird.

  6. The weird dude is Jimmy Hart. Don’t aks hows I knows that.

  7. “Whoa whoa whoa. I didn’t give this the green light. I gave the go ahead to the green light.”

  8. I know that’s her dad and all, but the only I can view Brooke Hogan now is as a girl who only hangs out with people I owned an action figure of as a child.

  9. Wait. I lost my Playbill. Which one is Brooke and which one is Hulk?

  10. I’d rather hear Pete and Trudy’s take on “California Love”

  11. It’s getting perpetually harder to stay safe online these days

  12. Notorious S.H.I.T.

  13. Wait so he just walks around in his own merch?

  14. That weird dude is Jimmy “Mouth of the South” Hart “Fart.” I know that, don’t ask how.

  15. Imagine having to be the one responsible for editing the footage for this. It makes my day feel so much better.

  16. Hulk has a picture of Akeem the African Dream in his wallet.

  17. That’s your vaguely incestual commercial

  18. “ENHANCE”–You at the moment when you were video-flashed with Hulk wang.

  19. Has anybody figured out who that weird guy is?


  20. Well, I’m Sold. See you in the lines for this at K-Mart.-wrestling fans

  21. If Biggie had enough room in his grave, he would be rolling in it.

  22. This video is the last straw. I will now begin my formal campaign to reclaim the word “star.” Not every person who does porn is a “porn star,” and Brooke/Hulk Hogan is barely a “reality show star,” let along a “rap star.”

  23. Wait Gabe, I’m confused here. “SARCASM ALARM SARCASM ALARM!” implies that there are two sarcasm alarms, one to tell us that this post was written in a sarcastic tone, and the other to tell us that the ‘sarcasm alarm’ we just heard was played in a sarcastic tone itself. So are you actually trying to say that this is actually really good and makes a lot of sense? Man I just made a really funny joke that is sure to make the day of a lot of people*.


    ** (jokes within jokes)

  24. when did the Hulk start talking like Randy Jackson? or is it the other way around?

  25. Yep, I’m Ready to Die now.

  26. Somebody REALLY wants Daddy’s attention.

  27. It was all a dream
    I used to read Grappling Magazine
    Iron Shiek and Booker T
    up in the wrestling ring

  28. Mmmmm Hogan wang. (No Homo)

  29. I wonder if Hulk Hogan ever gets embarrassed in front of his friends/kids at school/my mom like I do.

  30. I wanted to leave a comment, were the Advisory for “partial nudity” was actually referring to Hulk Hogan.

    But it was actually referring to Hulk Hogan.

    Nothing to see here, move on kids.

  31. This is definitely viral because now I feel like I need a vaccination.

  32. who would have thought that in this day in age I could lose respect for Hulk Hogan? Amazing.

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