The title of this video is “Little Girl Owned on Trampoline,” owned, of course, being the technical term for a child getting kicked in the face. Internet Status: NORMAL. (Via GorillaMask.)
In your FACE!
Alternately, in your TACO!
Wait, scratch that, that seems horrible and possibly illegal out of context.
The littel girl wasn’t the only one getting Pwned in this video. I’m pretty sure that boy got a nutshot as well.
Hey I’m just gonna let you swing from a trampoline while I videotape it, you’ll be fine kid
I know, right?! Get that little girl away from that trampoline!
But if you do hit your kid in the face, you know, feel free to chillax.
Some days, I totally feel like a small child hanging from a trampoline only to get violently kicked down on accident by my older brother. Other days I feel great.
Sure, she may feel a bit trampled right now, but I’m sure she’ll bounce back.
I don’t get it.
Hopfully, with a spring in her step.
You know what isn’t owned now? That trampoline.
If only. The parenting decisions made by the person/people who bought that thing in the first place are a very clear indicator that the effect of this cause will NOT BE getting this thing out of the yard.
This video represents exactly how I feel now that wertrew’s submissions for Amelia are no longer necessary.
“bing: children or EPIC FAILURES”
for some people, those are one in the same.
Teacherman, you just won #1 in my Monster’s Ball! It’s going to be a good week….
The little girl is expected to bounce back quickly.
Friend of yours?
I’ve heard she is doing well and even has a spring in her step!
Dammit. A thousand apologies.
“This. This Is Why I Come Here. ”
“This. This Is What I DO.”
Gabe, Putting his blog back onto the interwebs shelf.* 1765 – 2012
It’s okay, she was a zombie.
That girl was lucky she got kicked in the chest instead of having her hands pinched in the springs. I think the brother was acting in her best intrests and took a nut shot for it. If only we could all be better older brothers like him.
Agreed, I was yelling at the monitor like my mother “get away from there before you lose a finger!”
FACT. Everything becomes funnier when shown in slow-motion.
And even funnier if you do reverse in high speed.
Very true. I once watched Jurassic Park: The Lost World in rewind, it was tons of fun to watch people being un-squished by T-Rexes!
All this video is missing is an adorable baby animal and its headed to Lindsay Robertson-ville. NEVER FORGET
Oh sure, post the videos where trampoline’s look bad. But no one EVER posts the millions of hours showing kids just happily jumping up and down…
you trying to tell us something?
I just brought the vodka so I could drink responsibly while watching the trampolining. Just drinking some vodka, watching the jumping, like a regular adult.
The sad part is that was probably the plan.
1. Post video of me jumping up and down.
3. Become popular.
This should be easy. There are thousands of jokes that could be made here, but I’m coming up nothing. I blame the head cold thats going around. But… *shot of DayQuil” Ok, DSM. You got this… Shake it off, shake it off… whew…
That’ll take the SPRING out of her step.
Ah fuck it, I’m going back to bed.
Aw man, I’m a plagarist commentator. Sorry DSN!
Not a problem, caseanate. You sexy unicorn, you.
Pshaw! She only got kicked in the chest. I remember getting kicked in the face while on a trampoline before flying off of it onto the ground. My braces made that extra fun, and yet I still don’t approve of trampolines with safety guards. Kids need to learn by experience!
PS – Get off my lawn! #crotchetygum
Meh- looking at the slow-mo version, she clearly got kicked in the chest area, not the face. Walk it off.
Now the kid with the sweet mop top? That was a clear metal-to-the-crotch shot. Not fun.
Trampolines are never not a bad idea.
Trampoline’s ain’t nuthin’ but trouble. This guy knows what I’m talkin’ about.
Trampolines*. Sorry, got a little apostrophe crazy there.
That kid needs to learn something about SHOW BUSINESS!
“I didn’t ask for this!” -poor little girl in the video
“It builds character!”- My coach, in response to any type of pain, including but not limited to, stress fractures, tendonitis and shin splints.
Coaches are The Worst. Unless they are my Reach for the Top coach, Mr. Scallen.
Props, Mr. Scallen.
I alternate between wanting to slash the tires of my coach’s bike, when he BIKES AROUND US WHILE WE RUN ON LONG RUNS to wanting to hug him for being pretty awesome.
but most of the time it’s me wanting to slash his tires.
First they came for the Lawn Darts and I didn’t speak up because I didn’t own Lawn Darts. Then they came for the Slip ‘N Slides and I didn’t speak up because I didn’t own a Slip ‘N Slide. Then they came for the trampolines and I didn’t speak up because I was too busy wracking my nuts while simultaneously delivering a roundhouse kick to a defenseless toddler.
This deserves more upvotes than I can possibly fathom.
Hey!!! I didn’t end up on a post from 2008.
I read the title of this video, understood the title of this video, as well as read and understood the description, but watched the video anyway, and then watched the video again in slow motion. I’m owned by the internet.
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