The actual headline here is: “Fraternity’s Vomiting Milk Prank Causes Crash Involving Child.” How do you not click on that, even if you fear what you might see? Don’t worry, the child is not only okay and adorable, but this might be the most exciting day of her young life. The mom is pretty funny too. Everyone seems kind of delighted by this crash, actually:
It’s not the Onion News Network, it’s the Associated Press.