“You can’t do that on television.” — Biff.

“Relax, Biff.” — Slime

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Comments (26)
  1. Look at his hands trembling at the last seconds.

  2. And somewhere far away, Mel Gibson crushes the empty paper cup in his hand.

    • Originally Liam Neeson was supposed to appear in this episode, but he didn’t want to take any chances that would cause him to lose his role in The Hangover 2.

  3. “You can’t do that on television. Wait… what…?” – Spliff

  4. What he did on Bill Maher’s show— lighting that joint— that act in and of itself? It was so raven. (THERE. Now that’s out of the way)

  5. Newy Scruggs must be fucking speechless.

  6. In other ZG news, his line on Bored to Death last night was priceless to me although maybe it doesn’t come across as well out of context:

    “(Little Ray) is like a dog son to me, his mother is the woman I love, and he has my name”

    Well, I chuckled heartily anyway.

  7. Zach Galifianakis: doing everything he can to bring frat bros and comedy hipsters together in mutual admiration.

  8. This is terrible. I used to have respect for this man, but now, what of the children? If they see this, they will be stoned all the time and will never go to school or have a job and they won’t take care of their dog like they promised they would. What if some child drowns in a pool because he wanted to smoke his pot?

  9. It’s got all Weedgum up in this joint!

  10. Alternative comment!

    Zach G smoked pot on television once? Big dealllll. I smoke pot in a school zone, regularly….because I am concerned for the children.

  11. I can’t believe it.

    How did I take this long to realize that he looks like Bruce Vilanch in his teen years?! HOW?!

  12. I can’t believe I never knew his full name was Zacharius Knight Galifianakis until a few moments ago… trippy.

  13. I doubt this would have happened if more people were smoking weed: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHkUKLLm7Z0 (although, if there is one thing that could cause a stoner riot in a McDonald’s, it’s the return of the McRib)

  14. So, he was arrested immediately after the show stopped taping, right? Because what he did is illegal?

  15. My favorite is how uncomfortable the other panelists are.

  16. So Zach is a prop comedian now?

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