In the lowest level celebrity tabloid lifestyle war of all time, earlier this week, former Bachelor Andrew Firestone announced that he and his wife are expecting. Today, his ex (and ex Bachelorette) Jen Schefft announced that she is engaged. Please stop it you guys. Your relationship ended bitterly, but you’re both happy now. This crazy war is only hurting yourselves and the three people who still vaguely remember who you are.