Date: October 17, 2010
Time: 8PM PST
Location: New Mexico
Source: BuzzFeed
Description: In televised debate in 2010 election for governor of New Mexico, current lieutenant governor Diane Denish inserts TWSS during laundry list of accusations against opponent Susanna Martinez. Unlike many instances of modern TWSS, Denish does not notice TWSS or make any form of acknowledgement that TWSS was said. Moreover, TWSS is clearly unintentional (variant on “big fat bonuses”). Result is a nearly flawless TWSS, uncut by laughter or self-awareness. File Under: Raw TWSS, Wild TWSS, Pure TWSS, Boners.

Comments (44)
  1. If she keeps giving big fat boners that were meant for border security, we’ll never be able to cockblock the flow of illegals.

  2. I have the weirdest boner right now

  3. I have the weirdest bonus right now

  4. You guys, you’d think that being a little hungover would be the PERFECT STORM for boner and fart jokes, but no.

    My life is Yogurt Cup.

  5. The boners are too damn big!

  6. I gave a big fat boner to MY in laws just last Christmas. Its the gift that keeps on giving.

  7. talk about an iron lady… she didn’t even giggle or anything!

  8. To be fair, border security funds really do give Republicans big fat boners.

  9. Yeah! NM pride! But seriously, Susanna Martinez is the worst.

  10. Honestly, I think Diane did the right thing. If a “big fat boner” comes out of your mouth, just keep on going until the job is done and hope no one notices.

  11. BING BONG! BONERS! Bwahahahaha. Ah, people.

  12. Mayan calendar debacle downside: Years of drudgery and watching civilization slowly disintegrate rather than disappear in a fiery cataclysm.

    Mayan calendar debacle upside: Years of new material to add to the TWSS Archive.

    Werttrew, I hope your exhaustive Videogum website actually tracks said archive and its categories.

  13. My professor is so old that he didn’t know about change in the definition of ‘boner.’ The title of each of his slides said Boner #1, Boner #2 and so on and so forth.

    He was talking about mistakes people make when public speaking.

  14. The worst part of getting a boner at work is not being able to do anything about it….gaddamnit

  15. Ok that definitely looks like I’m saying I work at pervgum. But I don’t! I raise research money to fight terminal childhood illness! Honest!

  16. A local New Mexico politics blog has the remix version up:

  17. Just as great? This weather forecast:

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