I’m not going to say that I’m angry that it has taken this long for Willow Smith’s “Whip My Hair” to get a Sesame Street mash-up. Just disappointed. But it’s here now. So let’s just try to enjoy it.

Man. Say what you will about Willow Smith. That she’s a spoiled heiress to a Hollywood dynasty who took advantage of her family’s fame to cut in line and kickstart a garbage music career based on narcissism and condescending greed. That she’s a robot. That she has finally made a public declaration of the attention-seeking pissing match that she and her brother are about to soak us all with for the next 500 years. But this song isn’t actually that bad (probably because it was written by an adult and sung by a computer) and it has been way too long since we’ve had a good Sesame Street mash-up. So. (Thanks for the tip, Becca.)

Comments (36)
  1. And somewhere, the ghost of Mr. Hooper quietly sheds a tear….

  2. Oh. My. God.

    I only just now got that Will Smith and Jada Something-Smith named their children after themselves, but gender-reversed. Will/Willow, Jada/Jaden.

    I don’t know why this is blowing my mind so much, but it is.

  3. I’d say she’s more in the line of Illuminati Scion. From the Bald Mohawked Hair Style (a symbol of malnutrition and our coming worldwide shortages), to the Lady Gaga One Eye illuminati bidness, to the oversexualization of our youth, Willow represents the world we don’t know yet. All she needs to do is make her BIONIC album and she’s stepping right in line with the trans-humanist agenda as well.

  4. I love that they have a problem with Katy Perry showing a little skin, but a racial themed puppet shaking its racial themed puppet ass is perfectly acceptable. Is it 2012 yet?

  5. Why is this song mesmerizing, like a snake charmer playing a pungi?

    DAMN YOU SPAWN OF WILLARD CHRISTOPHER SMITH, JR!

  6. I for one am looking forward to the coming 1,000 year reign of their offspring, Jadaillow Omicron Smith, Fresh Prince of the Happyness Empire and ruler of the planet formerly known as Earth, now rechristened HawthoRNe.

  7. Sesame Street be so crazy, y’all!

  8. Now this song is stuck in my head and I’m whipping my hair back and forth, except I got a haircut the other day, so I’m whipping my head back and forth and now whipping it into the wall to get the song out of my head.

  9. I can’t be alone in just seriously loving Will Smith with all my heart and soul, can I? I mean, I love him. He has brought an immense amount of joy into my life. So much joy that I can totally forgive him buying his daughter a singing career and his son an acting career.

    Basically, what I’m saying is that I think it’s totally fine to be a narcissist when the self you are loving is totally fucking awesome.

  10. This is much better than my idea for a Sesame Street / Smith Family mashup

  11. Why did I just watch all of that?

  12. Still my favorite Sesame Street Mashup:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InZNBcJTmWs

  13. This came on in ‘da club’ last Friday night so I, well, whipped my hair back and forth. Now I know why a 9 year old/robot sings this song, because owww my neck hurt so bad on Saturday. This song is not for old people (just muppets).

  14. is this going to be a regular feature now? Hey, What’s up with Willow Smith?

  15. I just looked into it, and it turns out, this song is actually that bad.

  16. “I gets it in hmmm yea I go hard” – your child

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