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The fact that the one financial market Mr. T knows about is the gold market is obnoxiously on the nose. DIVERSIFY YOUR SCHTICK, FOOL.
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Bing’s right, Mr. T could havea helped us avoid this whole mess the country is in. I pity the fools who don’t vote for Mr. T!
At least he’s not investing in the T party (aaahhhhh???)
Bartender! A round of “I Pity the Fool” jokes for my friends here!
I pity the fool who uses cash4gold
I Pity the Fool who dabbles in equities!
I pity the fool who takes risky bets on bad mortgages.
First Name: Credit. Middle Name: Default. Last Name: SWAPS.
I pity the fool who drugs me, puts me on a plane and expects me not to get angry about it later when I regain my senses because it just so happens I am not a huge fan of flying.
I pity the fool who thinks world economies should be determined by floating interest rates instead of a metallic standard.
“I don’t wanna put it on me like I’m all that” -Mr T. 2010..2010?…2010.
I would have thought he’d be more invested in T-Bills.
“All I’ve got is fool’s gold.” – me
“I pity you.” – Mr. T
Joke of the day? I’m going with yes.
This was great!
I thought my financial advisor was Mr. Au?
This is a great joke!!!
Good lord. I just realized that I responded to two posts in a row with “great joke…derdederpderp!” I mean, they were great jokes, but I sound like a kindergarten teacher: “Great job cleaning up, everyone! Let’s reward ourselves with a nap.”
I thought he worked at the TomatoBank.
(We still make jokes about that right?)
Even though 3 internet generations have been born, lived, and died since the original post, I’m pretty sure that the secure and very seriousface financial institution of TomatoBank will always be a viable target for wry grins and one, possibly two chuckles.
In college, my roommate and I were flipping through the channels and came upon him giving a sermon on one of those weird Christian channels that shows the 700 Club all day long, and he explained that we are a nation full of devil worshippers without even knowing it. Apparently, when we watch Duke Blue Devil basketball games and shout “Go Devils!” we are worshipping the devil and condemning ourselves to hell.
Does that mean that 20 year from now pundits will be interviewing the stars of today about their specialties (ex. The Jersey Shore on spray tans, Justin Beiber on tweens, Gwyneth Paltrow on being the worst) ?
I don’t think anything today can make me feel as old and sad as Mr. T’s thinning mohawk. Nothing.
It took me a full 30 seconds to decide to upvote or downvote, your comment affected me so.