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  1. If Austrian cottage cheese could speak while wearing a jet black fright wig, it would be Tommy Wiseau.

  2. Christopher Walken has actually gotten WEIRDER somehow.

  3. Yeah, I think Tommy’s caught on to us…

  4. He looks pretty good these days

  5. MY PERFECT LITTLE POSTMODERN COMEDY GENIUS IS RUINED BY SELF-AWARENESS.

    BRING ME A FRESH JOKE-PERSON WHOSE LIFE CAN PROVIDE ME WITH LITERALLY HOURS OF ENTERTAINMENT UNTIL HE, TOO, ULTIMATELY/TRAGICALLY REALIZES HIS TRUE VALUE™, IS EXPLOITED FOR A FEW YEARS, AND IS ULTIMATELY DISCARDED BY THE BLAH BLAH MEDIA MACHINE BLAH BLAH CAPITALISM.

  6. Cowabunga, Bro-dude.

  7. to borrow his favorite word, Thomas is a shit actor in a shit movie.

  8. He told me I was beautiful and that he would like to take me home.

  9. Hey there’s Alex, try not to mention the fact that his movie stinks.

  10. This reminds me of the time I rented the place downstairs from Jack Woltz.

  11. I just want to say that I met Tommy at a showing of The Room and he was…well…Tommy.
    When we took a picture together he moved me and my friend around back and forth going “choreography! Choreography!”

  12. “Thanks to Facetaco for the suggestion.”
    -NOBODY, I guess

  13. So Quack Quack Quack is our generations Cheep Cheep Cheep?

  14. I wish when I bought my house I only had to sign my name once. I did sign my name 300 times in blood though.

  15. I like Tommy’s chain wallet.

  16. Is that Joey Greco?

  17. I used to work in a shit office, so Tommy Wiseau, YOU ARE WRONG.

  18. I’m not gonna watch this until midnight since I think that’s the only time you can watch his movies

  19. I know Blood Street, it’s in Amsterdam, in the Red Light District:

    If you look it up on Google Maps, there’s an actual prostitute in the window of number 3. Not safe for work, I guess (unless you work in Blood Street).

  20. Let’s be honest. TIm and Eric made this, right?

  21. Honestly, I thought the ketchup joke was really funny. I also thought the rest was really funny, but for a different reason.

  22. More like Tommy MISS-eau, am I rig–*gunshot*

  23. Tommy Wiseau reminds me of Edith Massey.

  24. Did he just say “When I was a little girl…”? Hehehehe

  25. Anthony Hopkins is a shittier actor than I remember

  26. Is this our fault?

  27. Tommy Wiseau reminds me of that one nightmare I had a few weeks ago with the Olsen Twins in slow motion.

  28. Am I really the first person to say

    “what the fuck?”

  29. Can i somehow call it really stupid and also acknowledge that he’s purposely trying to make bad movies at the same time?

  30. That was terrifying. I’m not going to be able to sleep for almost more than nineteen days.

  31. Awww, no! This requires a whole other level of meta-awareness. I have to find it funny that he’s failing at trying to be funny in the way he used to be funny without trying to be funny? It’s like Jazzercise for my brain.

  32. But really you guys! How awesome are fancy pens!?

  33. “Is that Blood?”

    “BLOOD”

    “Caaatchup”

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