A common misconception about the Porno Switcheroo is that it is limited to visual mediums. While it is certainly true that the majority of Porno Switcheroos occur on VHS cassettes, ripped DVDs, and PowerPoint presentations, in fact, the Porno Switcheroo can be found all around us. It is in our home, in our cars, even in our offices. It is also in our charitable foundation telephone hotlines founded by NFL football players and advertised on the sides of cereal boxes.

I like when the woman complains about her daughter hearing the phone sex message at a FAMILY DINNER. Huh? Good family dinner. Just your closest loved ones and a box of novelty NFL cereal. “We should call this number, as soon as we are finished eating all this cereal.” I mean, it’s hard to make fun of someone for calling a number that they think is going to be to a charity hotline with the intention of probably donating money or even vaulable free time to alleviating the suffering of others, but that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t try! (To make fun of them!) STUPID CEREALHEADS. (Via BuzzFeed. Thanks for the tip, Matthew.)

Comments (81)
  1. Gives new meaning to Frosted Flakes

  2. It would have worked better on a box of Pop Tarts.

  3. he WAS thinking of the children….

  4. Best new party game – Porn Cereal Names.

    Captain Carpet Munch

  5. I would just like to say that I fully support breakfast for dinner. There is not a thing wrong with it.

  6. These off-brand bran flakes just got a lot more exciting.

  7. Golden Shower Grahams

  8. I once tried to call a phone sex line and ended up voting for David Artuleta instead (that’s a person, right?)

  9. That’s my locoal news! Cincinnati holllaaaaaa

  10. When I was 9, I wrote a letter to Kelloggs because, despite their marketing campaign stating otherwise, Crispix did not, in fact, stay crunchy in milk. Quite the opposite actually, it seemed to get soggier than other cereals. They wrote me back a really patronizing letter stating how they disagreed with me. I’m still pissed about this.

  11. also, Manana Nut Munch

  12. The real # wasn’t printed on the side of the box because, according to the 1:47 mark in this clip, the actual Feed the Children hotline is about 19 digits long.

  13. is it a coincidence that the company is based in pittsburgh? and that the steelers and the begals hate each other?

  14. During a FAMILY DINNER, guys! If it was during a lunch with close friends that’d be something altogether, but dinner??

  15. If only the phone number had misdirected the little girl to a recording of “Never Gonna Give You Up” …

  16. Some people prefer the WMOAT, some people prefer YCMIU, I myself love the porno switcheroo.

    Also child please, kiss the baby, Ocho totally set this up like that.

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