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Fall has fallen! Just kidding. Los Angeles experienced the hottest day in the history of days this week, and New York is a balmy 77 degrees. Also: other cities in other states with temperatures. Nevertheless, this week marks the autumnal equinox, and you know what that means! BOBBING FOR APPLES. Haha. What if we all had to bob for apples all the time? What a nightmare. Even once is a nightmare. Guess what, bin full of water and apples, I’m a fucking adult and don’t willingly submit to ritual public humiliation, so that is why you just got kicked over.
Besides: I’ve got a better game. #AutumnMovies. Let me show you how the pros play:
- • Psychorn
• Half-Raked
• Mulled Cider House Rules
• The Sweaterminator
• Daylight Savings Timecop
Have fun. Stay warm.
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pumpkinception
Foliage of Innocence
The Sweater Weather-man
Halloween Man
Autumn in New York
Full Metal Light Jacket
Hard Candy Corn
RollerFall starring LL Corn J
I will call him LL Corn J from now on. Great!
The Hunt for Red Oktoberfest
Clearly the winner right here
My Sister’s Trapper Keeper
How does this not have a billion upvotes? Trapper Keeper humor is universal.
Thanks, BF! I love the thought of Trapper Keeper humor as a genre.
(Autumn) In Bruges.
Daylight Saving Private Ryan
Whoops, too close to one of Gabe’s…. City Rain Slickers?
Angela’s Golashes
Why Doesn’t this have more upvotes?!!
WINNER
Agreed — hilarious!
Legends of the Fall.
Voyage to the Bautumn of the Sea
*Boston area only
homecoming to america
my left football
hay riding in cars with boys
We’re Back To School: A Kid With A Dinosaur Backpack’s Story
The Land Before Pies
(pumpkin pies)
An American Tail: Fievel Goes Hibernating
SCARFace
Oh, jackpot.
Oh! I get it!
rake the leaving las vegas
When Harry Met Sally at the Pumpkin Patch.
There Will Be Raking
There Will Be Gloves
though that might be more of a winter movie
New Jack-o-Lantern City.
What About Bobbing for Apples.
(Sorry Gabe).
No Pumpkins for Old Men
No Country for Cold Men
“I drink your cider”?
Harry Potter & the Seasonal Affective disOrder of the Phoenix
Harry Potter and the Deathly Halloweens
Harry Potter and the Half Bloody Princess Costume
Harry Potter and the Fall-osopher’s Stone (UK)
Harry Potter and the Goblin Costume of Fire
Scott Pilgrim Vs. The Indians
Weekend At Bernie’s Cozy Vermont Bed and Breakfast
Pumpkin Up the Volume.
Kick Asscott
Brisky Business
Legend on the Fall Colors
I liked this one. What’s with the stick-in-the-mud downvoters today?
I dunno, but one of them came and peed on your comment too, so I upvoted you to make it even.
Yikes. Haters be hatin’ today. But don’t worry: I fixed it.
Wind Point Breaker
A Mighty Windbreaker
Apple Cider House Rules
House on Haunted Hayride Hill
The Men Who Stare at Coats
It’s Starting to Get Cold Enough to See Your Breathless
ferris bueler’s columbus day off
Get Him To The Rake
A Man for All Seasons, but Especially Autumn
Anne Fall
*Annie (d’oh!)
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the pumpkin patch.
The Lion in (Not Quite Yet) Winter
JACK-o-lantern
Thank you for clearing it up. I didn’t want to explain my own joke.
Dude, Where’s My Applecart?
Legends of the Foliage
‘Fall Fall Fall Fall …and Fall’ by Kim Ki-duk
I wish I could upvote this a million times.
Pie is good.
This one is MY favorite!
Nice form, Ron!
Scarf Wars
Scarf Wars Sept-is-Cold 1: The Phantom Cransauce
Scarf Wars Sept-is-Cold 2: Attack of the Cold
Scarf Wars Sept-is-Cold 3: Rethanks of the Give
Scarf Wars Sept-is-Cold 4: A New Coat
Scarf Wars Sept-is-Cold 5: Novempire Strikes Back
Scarf Wars Sept-is-Cold 6: Returkey of the Jedi
and now some fucking bullshit:
Scarf Wars 3D – http://www.salon.com/entertainment/movies/star_wars/index.html?story=/ent/movies/film_salon/2010/09/29/lucas_3d
Sweater Weather Man
Aw, raspberries. Beat to the punch. The brisk, brisk punch.
I’m upvoting you anyway because you have the same first and last name as my daughter, therefore the best first and last name ever.
The Social Yardwork
Edward Ciderhands
The Bonfire Night of the Vanities
Fantastic Mr Fawkes
Conk-Ass
Too rubb… British?
too much lorry
You Will Meet, in Fall, a Dark Stranger
Hallow Hal
Raise the Red Jack O Lantern
Cold Country for Old Men
Trick Him To The Treat
Yes!
Clearly the winner right here.
Incredible!
Trick or Treat the Parents? or the Fockers? (chloroforms self)
Oct-vatar
This would aso work on BNPG #2012: Cephalopod Movies
The Rocktober
Leafing Las Vegas
You Got Served Roast Pork with A Marmalade Glaze and A Nice Apple Cobbler
The Virgin (sui)Ciders
Autumn for Hitler
YES
Mulled Spice World
The midTerminator
topical!
midTerminator 3: Fall of the Machines
Haunted HouseSitter
Haunted House Party
Haunted House Party 2
Haunted House Party 3
is that the one about the pajama (cranberry) jammy-jam?
Apologies. You have my upvote.
And my fax.
What About Bobbing For Apples?
Empire Recorduroys
The Apple (-Bobber)
Leaf Peepers Creepers
I mean, this obviously rules.
Rake’n.
Nov.ocaine
Freaky Black Friday
Transformers Two: Revenge of the FALL-en (get it?)
500 Days of Summer… NOT! It’s Time for Fall (ahhh?)
SPOILER- the last joke of the movie is he meets a girl named Autumn, and that girl is MINKA KELLY.
She’s pretty.
You’re pretty. No Winwo.
You know, I was really enjoying that movie until the last line. Like, if my enjoyment level was at an 8, it brought it down to a 6.5. Because REALLY?
Autumn is a hugely popular girl’s name so says some survey I won’t cite.
P.S. Save it for the WMOAT!
I’m kind of not looking forward to that particular WMOAT because even though that last line was awful, I really did like that movie. I thought the “Expectations/Reality” sequence was great.
Pumpkinsey
This needs way more upvotes
Green Card(igan)
Pumpkin Patch Adams
Casual Sept., In-Sept.-tion
Oct.opussy, the Oct. Couple
Nov. Country for Old Men
In-Dec.-ent Proposal, If Dec. Walls Could Talk
if dec. walls could talk is great
Harvest Coneheads
Gourdy
http://as7.disneystore.com/is/image/DisneyShopping/26543
Drop Dead Gourdeous
The Monster Squash
Mr. and Mrs. Granny Smith
Rakin’ 2: Electric Leaf Blower
What About Bobbing For Apples?
Polly Jean posted this 40 minutes ago. I fail.
Men Don’t Leaf
This is my favorite.
The Right Stuffing
The Gourdfather
Gourdfellas
As Gourd As It Gets
The Gourds Must Be Crazy
Cornucopianseption
The Deciduous Plastids
(Inglourious Basterds + Leaves-changing-colors-terminology)
Let Me In, It’s Really Cold Out Here
Let the Right One In, And Quickly! The Leaves Are Blowing In!
Autumn Rush
(BOO)
Fall Street: Sunny and then Sleet
Lawnmower Blade Runner
The Gourd, the Bad, and the Ugly? I’ll stop.
Some Like it Chilly
The Red, Orange, Yellow, and Brown Mile
Opportunity Equiknocks
Fahrenheit 45
Pumpkin Spice Latte World.
Flash Gourdon