On the live season finale of Australia’s Next Top Model, the wrong contestant was named the winner. She even gave a thank you speech! And there was still time for the real winner, who thought she was the loser, to give a conciliatory concession speech. After all of that, the hostess put her finger into her ear, and proceeded to have a melt-down after realizing that she had named the wrong winner. She seems really concerned that the two contestants on a reality show about LOOKING NICE are going to physically assault her even though she herself is like 9’3″ tall. Relax! That being said, one can imagine the horror of making such a gaffe. Sort of. Except that why did this even happen in the first place? Don’t people in Australia know that reality TV isn’t real? She should have just made the mistake and kept her mouth shut and NO ONE WOULD KNOW THE DIFFERENCE. Because also WHO CARES? “The government should definitely look into the results from this nonsense show about culturally justified eating disorders and vanity.” No. Scotland Yard called (they’re in Australia right?) and reported that everyone is dead from shrugging too hard.
You can watch the whole clip for yourself after the jump:
Wait a second. UNLESS we are getting double-reverse upside-downy Sawyer short-conned! Perhaps THIS is the real fake out, and the scandal of announcing the wrong winner was what they had planned all along! OH MAN. You guys.
The truth is out there, sheeple. Agent Mully knows.
KISS HER ALREADY, SCULDER! (Via Dlisted.)