OK, that’s enough. Back to work.
“I FUCKING LOVE CHILI.” –Copper Cab (1996-2012)
That baby is rolling (sauce all over her) face!
I like her…hair? …wig? What exactly is going on there?
Whatever it is, it’s the next hot hairdo.
weird. the ministry does not approve.
My favorite is that even as she is rocking out, she takes the time and makes the effort to wipe up any mess.
I know! That baby has significantly better table manners than I do.
My six-year-old needs to watch this video, figure out how that napkin shit is DONE.
Ha!!! Proof that it’s a fake. No self respecting kid would EVER do that. It’s against everything kids stand for.
Am I the only one that didn’t find this adorable?
No. You’re not.
I’m going to go buy groceries now, anyone need anything?
You guys are weird.
At least now we know what all the cool babies are listening to in their mysterious headphones.
This is how people eat chili. I don’t understand.
What I love best about this baby, besides her hairstyle, is her frequent use of the napkin. That is one conscientious, hard-rockin’ baby.
I will never feed my children chili while they are still in diapers.
These babies know what she’s talking about:
Whatever. Dubstep is so played out that I listened to the new Digital Mystikz record as a joke.
Burial is so prenatal. (rolls eyes)
I wish this were a cat eating chili to dubstep.
Cats don’t listen to dubstep and they don’t eat chili. Cats like to listen to witch house while eating crepes covered in beets.
My dog loves Lil Wayne. He sleeps right next to the speakers. It’s very cute.
I want to like this video but that kid really needs to put a shirt on and she definitely looks old enough to be eating at the table instead of in a high chair. Especially since she’s already such a pro with the utensils and napkins.
My thoughts exactly….I scrolled down to see if anyone had caught on that this child is most definitely not a baby.
Children grow at different rates. The two-year-old I au paired for was the size of a 12-month-old and had barely any hair, while her five-year-old sister had super-long hair and looked much older than her age. Hard to say.
I’m submitting this to midgetwatch.com.
If my baby was eating chili I probably wouldn’t put a shirt on her either. Well, unless I was making a video of her to put online.
Awww, it’s so cute (that you think what your baby does is entertaining to strangers). #crankyspinster
Don’t be so sure she is having fun. I went to a party at the Pittsburgh Zoo. They put the DJ too close to the Gorillas and they started fighting each other, banging on the glass, and showing their teeth. When they showed their teeth it looked like they were smiling, so everyone was like, “Look! the Gorillas enjoy the music! They are dancing and smiling!” It was actually quite traumatic…
She was conceived at Burning Man, Right?
Another future Juggalette. I think she’s in the same pre-k class with this little dollface:
This is a great way for me to bring up that dubstep sucks. It’s like a ton of slow farts stretched out for 4-6 minutes. Youtube search the artist Rusko and see how every one of his songs sounds the same.
Bleh, Rusko is generic. Yeah definitely go listen to Rusko if you wanna also agree that dubstep is terrible.
OR: find 5 Years of Hyperdub compilation and make up your own mind from a wide array of dubstep selections.
OR: listen to Joker – “Digidesign” and see what all the fuss is about.
(This has been your unofficial dubstep minute. Brought to you by my illegitmate child in the above video)
I’ll take that challenge, but only because i love you raptor jesus.
I hate when babies are cooler than me.
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