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For a brief moment yesterday afternoon, the skies over Brooklyn opened up and let Brooklyn have it. There was supposedly a tornado, or something. I don’t know about all that, because I didn’t actually see a tornado, and I’m of the philosophy that if you do not see something with your own eyes through the one window you’re looking out of, then it definitely probably doesn’t exist. Although I did hear about a friend of mine’s brother’s neighbor’s roof being blown off. (Stories about friend’s brother’s neighbors are always the best stories, right, you guys? My only complaint is that they aren’t LONGER. [That is what she said {how deep can we Incept this parenthetical aside?}]) Also I saw a tree lying on the ground! Spooky! But apparently, if these dudes are to be believed, it was a DOUBLE TORNADO ALL THE WAY:
Haha. Relax, dudes. You’re going to ruin your panties! (Thanks for the tip, Jasper, Brian, and Shoogyboomz.)
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Look at this f*cking tornado
THERE AIN’T no chinese TORNADOES IN pokemon!
It’s still not too late to register LATFT.com!
Look at this f*cking twister.
That’s way better.
I think more f-bombs were dropped than rain droplets
“Holy shhhh! It’s a forget you tornado!” –Cee-Lo Radio Edit
At least we can find solace in the fact that these dudebros were probably swept away while they stood on their balcony like idiots.
Hmmmm…any hurricanes heading Miami way?
Unfortunately, they are all back within the bosom of Mother Jersey right now…as we all know, no tornadoes have touched ground there after an incident where JWoww told a funnel cloud to f*ck off.
‘Oklahoma redneck filming a tornado’ is the latest trend to be co-opted by east coast twentysomethings. It’s the trucker hat of 2010.
Question: Why is it that two dudes who are blown away by the intensity of a storm are always just standing outside on their metal balcony gawking at it?
Man, FUNK DAT.
Pun intended with the “blown away” part?
Sometimes my brain makes puns without my even realizing it.
How wonderful….er, I mean “punderful.”*
*FUCKING NAILED IT!
I was honestly just holding out for someone to mention the Sagat reference. I guess there aren’t that many latter-day Sagat fans around these parts?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOFKU_hwj2o
Everyone in our architecture building decided that because you couldn’t see outside and because the windows were shaking that it would be a good idea to get really close to the windows in the center section and try to look out. Future designers and decision makers everyone!
Did anyone get swept out? Survival of the Fittest. Mother Nature’s favorite game.
Maybe it will inspire them to design really tornado-safe buildings though?
To the Hipster basement!
Nice fucking apartment with two fucking balconies, dudes.
That reminded me of the last scene of the Blair Witch Project.
Right, I was pretty sure the occupant of apartment A110 was going to open the door and it would be the monster that hides behind the Winkies dumpster.
I reall want to know what happens when that door opens.
I smell a sequel!
Yeah, did the tornado ever stop spinning?
Or a trilogy and then some bad spinoffs?
Weather. It’s wild.
“She’s windy.” –All of us.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…wait, what?
The scariest part was when it turned away from the tornado and the one dude was just standing facing the corner.
The pre-dude world must have been a nice one.
“No respect.”
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It’s starting to almost look like a DOUBLE TORNADO!
DUDE IT’S FUCKING FUNNELING!
I pictured this while reading your comment:
Florida is unimpressed.
new orleans is downright mocking them.
As is Chicago.
Seriously. As a Midwesterner, I find it hard to take NYC’s weather freakouts seriously. Also, has no one in Brooklyn even seen Twister? That is not what tornadoes look like!
I’m really not sure these kids know what a tornado is? At one point don’t they say “Dude we’re in the tornado”? Tornadoes, how do they work?
All I can say is: I wish I saw that storm, because I love storms. Fuck those bros and their sweet apartment.
That is a nice balcony. I wonder how much they pay.
I bet they have rent control too.
Midwest monsters: meh
cali monsters: why aren’t those guys in a streetfight somewhere?
intl monsters:
Southern monsters: see JW above
NY monsters: HOLY SHIT!! DID YOU SEE THAT APARTMENT?!?!?
It’s a pretty decent place by (my) continental European standards. And most of the Japanese urbanites I know would be positively blown away by it too.
Monsters who lived in Brooklyn for ten years but then moved to Chicago because they couldn’t afford it anymore:
No way, that’s a new building. Goons like that would never live in a place that’s been lived in already.
Williamsburg? More like Condoburg! Amirite?!
He says in the comments it’s $1900 for a 2BR.
Dude, nice fucking research, bro.
I pay $700 for a 2BR suckers! It doesn’t have balconies but it is a basement!
RIGHT?!?! I pay $850 for a 3 BR condo. I even have an upstairs. TWO STORIES, you guys!
My share is 393 for my 4BR 5BR furnished townhome. COLLEGE REPRESENT
wow, cheap. #serious
This is what New York does to you: I was like, “$1900 for a 2BR — not bad!”
I hear the murphy tubs are pretty inexpensive. #BillHicks
I’m so fucking glad we moved to Brooklyn, bro. This shit would never happen in Paramus.
Pitchfork gave this tornado a 2.9
double upvotes all the way.
I thought it wasn’t a real tornado until it existed for 10 years.
BNPG: Who Lives In A110?
My entry:
or
There’s no place like Park Slope.
She’s pretty.
Would you like to be a friend of her’s, Steve?
when you’re unemployed, it’s easy to get overexcited about anything really.
But this is even better than their monthly allowance checks from their parents!
“My only complaint is that they aren’t LONGER. [That is what she said {how deep can we Incept this parenthetical aside?}])”
Gabe, this is why I’m crushin’.
Aw. Queens had it too, and bad! C’mon guys, let Queens join the fun!
Fun being lots of property damage, of course.
Don Draper should get those guys for his Mountain Dew commercial ASAP!
Fucking weather! How does it work?
Yep, throw every meme at the wall and we’ll see if one sticks.
I stand with the Real Americans who are currently protesting plans to build a meteorology study center in Brooklyn.
Stop the Meterology Center at Park Slope!
It’s just a greenscreen and a reference monitor… for some reason, folks with their own agendas have portrayed this as a Meteorology Center
ALL upvoted.
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NOT even close.
ashamedgum
Double Markowitz all the way!
I’m going to be real dudes, their excitement over that tornado was infectious…bro.
In all seriousnessgum, where were the weathermen yesterday? They spent a week warning about Earl and as usual, it completely missed us (us being Brooklyn). But yesterday, no warning whatsoever. If only I could have the same level of accountability at my job…
The writing for Cloverfield 2 doesn’t seem as tight as it was in the first movie.
you obviously didn’t see the same colverfield i did.
kept waiting for a “NO David Blaine! Stop putting shit on our bodies!!”
I don’t mean to be crass, but these guys are a bunch of scaredypants’.
Would that I were there to see it live from my eyes. I love tornadoes…
Nox Edge
There’s really nothing I like more than seeing things live from my eyes.
Its good to see however you also have to consider the amount of people who were killed or caused ill harm because of this, which isn’t always a good thing.
Many thanks,
Tom
Owner of NOx Edge Review