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The video of the week, unfortunately, is called “Gay Hipster Fight,” and it is an actual for real fight on the streets of Los Angeles shot in the middle of the night. Admittedly, the fight, as the title suggests, features a lot of slapping and half-hearted sissy kicks and open-chested torn shirts that were neither opened nor torn by the fight itself if you know what I mean, not to mention some VERY catty remarks made by the bystanders. When the fight ends it’s hard to even understand WHAT is going on. Like, everyone kind of seems ready to go get some tacos together and see if their cocaine dealer is still around. All of that being said: a fight is still a fight, you guys. It’s weird and violent and animalistic and even in the least threatening of them something unexpected could easily happen and someone could get seriously hurt. Not cool! Stay in school! AND SO: you can watch this video after the jump if you want. That option IS available to you. And you could post a comment about how funny gay people are when they try to hurt each other for decontextualized reasons we’ll never know. OR: you could skip the video and just go straight to the thread of photos of babies wearing costumes.
The choice is yours, FIERCE GIRLFRIENDS.
FINISH HER! (Video via BuzzFeed, TheAwl, TheDailyWhat, HipsterRunoff, and TheHighDefinite.)
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BABIES WEARING COSTUMES!
http://www.ellasia.com/babyanimals/baby14.JPG
did this comment break the time-space continuum or is it just me?
This is where “FIRST?” definitely applies.
I’ll see your Baby Hitler, and raise you Babies Mussolini and Hussein.
Charibaby Mao is where it’s at
At least Baby Mussolini kept the trains running on time.
[IMG]http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m8/strandedlad/nazibaby.jpg[/IMG]
Baby Hitler wants to remind you that when you need super-vicious soldiers, gay men are your best choice. They are so super-vicious, they make Baby Hitler a little nervous.
Baby Idi Amin has to have his people mushed up first. (SORRY!)
SORRY IT’S SO LARGE TWSS THOUGH
What even is that costume?
Chewbacca. Duh.
That baby needs to fire his/her costume designer
Chewbacca with mange.
Chewbacca if someone sprayed Nair on him at a party, innocently thinking it was shaving cream, and not realizing their mistake until the next morning.
SpaceBaby
How about both (kinda)?
I’ll see you guys in jail!
Conflicted… don’t… know how… to vote…
is that Ruby?
This is the cop that put you there:
Being put in jail by a baby cop would be worse than getting pulled over in your car by a cop on a bike. Which totally never happened to me or anything.
Steven Tyler literally wore exactly that at the show i saw last night.
RUFIO! RUFIO! RUFIO!
RUF – I – OOHHHHH!
Bangarang, guys.
Did Rufio make any of you guys feel…”weird” in your “weird” places when you were younger?
Yes! I’m so glad I’m not alone!
(Off to jail, goodbye forever.)
That IS your baby! And it’s adorable!
I’m horrified at this image of Cookie Monster with a human baby’s head in his mouth. Time to get euthanized, Cookie Monster. that wasn’t a cookie, it was a baby dressed up like a cookie.
http://www.halloweencostumes4u.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?store_code=hal&screen=PROD&product_code=rub11613
woops!
Bing’s really getting to you, Gabe.
Uggh, in my head I made a joke about Sharks vs Jets, and then almost instantaneously the smug dbag narrators made the same joke out loud in the video. I made the wrong choice guys, I should have chosen the Costume Baby Blue Pill.
In the allegory of The Ladies or The Baby Dressed as Tiger, there is no correct choice.
All good fights include running commentary and allusions to West Side Story. ALL of them.
The most offensive part was that he clearly had no knowledge of the melody to West Side Story.
It’s dangerous to go alone…
Is that a picture of Lilbobbytables when she was an infant?
I’m not saying yes, but I am wondering how Josh is like Germany Ambitious and Misunderstood found my family albums.
This is how happy you have made me with this photo.
That’s exactly how I reacted when I heard about new NIN coming out.
I’m taking this instead:
Pointless fact: My dad could beat the first Legend of Zelda without dying once. Pretty awesome.
That’s the cutest dead baby I’ve ever seen.
Yo iz, let’s do this…..
I don’t need your assistance, social persistence/
Any problem I got, I just put my fist in/
My life is violent, but violent is life/
Peace is a dream, reality a knife/
My colors, my honor, my colors my all/
With my colors upon me one soldier stands tall.
Colors.
And that’s when it finally occurred to Morpheus that the prospect of cruising the gutter in a hovercraft for the rest of his life was not so unappealing compared to his day job as a bumper for The Faint.
You have my Google Image Search. Use it wisely.
http://frontier.cincinnati.com/blogs/gov/uploaded_images/franken-794120.bmp
Gabe? Is that you?
Ugh… WaddidIdowrong?
I had the same problem. To the Elders of the Internet, I request a preview button for comments, please.
clearly these gay hipsters learned how to fight from watching Bravo.
Or Werttrew and Co.
I’m jealous of that baby’s costume.
I spent about ten minutes looking for a baby wearing a baby costume — like, inside of larger foam baby — but that apparently doesn’t exist. I’m sure it would’ve been really funny, though. So, you know. The thought is what counts.
ALSO THIS COUNTS.
I want to upvote this a thousand times. HILARIOUS & ADORABLE.
I just want to gobble him up LOOK AT HIS CHUBBY CHEEKS
This thread is making me ovaries all angsty. “BABIES BABIES BABIES” – My body
There’s nothing cute about juvenile diabetes.
(Somebody Photoshop Wilford Brimley’s mustache onto an adorable baby and prove me wrong, please)
If you get started right now, you could reasonably have both a baby and a baby costume by Halloween next year. This year, if you rent!
What about Baby Hipsters?
Baby hipster? I thought you said Baby Hippo!?!?!
(Takes Petunia back to car, sadly)
That’s my Patronus!
Hey, that’s my baby, Scout!
PBR is so weak even a baby had to drink 12 of them to get drunk.
Hipster baby??
Hipster Baby?
Does this baby’s bottom half look like they shrunk woman’s hips & photoshopped it on the baby to anyone else? #Creepy
I noticed that too, but it was basically like “I doubt that is how baby hips look.”
#SOINTERESTINGGUM
looks shopped
How about Leno:
Leno is a nevernude!
Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder?
Ahem. Careful, Chris.
Dang, I got it backwards. Fail.
Who’s hungry for some pizza with extra baby?
For some reason I only ever had the two cats that made the legs, I could never make the full Voltron
I KNOW RIGHT! I never had the full set either.
Sweet Moses that is grand. I would have traded all my GI Joes, He-man, and Thunder Cat action figures in a heartbeat, for a get-up like that when I was 7. If that didn’t work, I would have even thrown in my Garbage Pail Kids.
Incredible costume! I didn’t even watch Voltron and I’m still jealous!
This came up in my search results (It’s a Baby [blue] Costume)
Eat your heart out Winwood:
Who dipped Jasmine in a bucket of bleach?
“Infant/Toddler Bride Costume”
That’s not a costume. She’s Mormon.
am i doing this right!?
“Got Milk?”
— You, 1998
Nothing’s funnier than a boiled baby!
Oh, God, no! It’s not a real lobster! It’s not a real lobster! Somebody stop him!
Baby fights! Show em how it’s done!
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:0uBzIix2XaLRFM:http://tiptaptip.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/babyfight.jpg&t=1
Pre-fight:
“I think I like Grizzly Bear more than Animal Collective”.
It’s still 2009, right guys?
I know we’re onto baby fights now, but you guys… I just saw a Lady Gaga costume for babies.
I don’t know what to say. Maybe it’s cheaper to cover your baby in raw meat? I just don’t know anything anymore, monsters.
That baby looks like my last job’s art director.
GET HUH
I love this site but sometimes I do not know what is going on. Didn’t we all agree earlier this morning that Anne Geddes is the worst, during the caption contest? And now we’re all posting pictures of babies in costumes like a bunch of Anne Geddes wannabes?
Sometimes I think Gabe is testing us, and if this is a test, we’re failing.
John Keats has our back.
THANK YOU, KRYSTA NOW!
I was patiently reading through the comments and enjoying all the costumed baby pics, but was thinking, “I hope someone mentions this Anne Geddes connection, because if no one has by the time I get to the bottom I am totally going to have to.”
I. used. to. love. that. game.
+1
Friday Night Sissy Fights
0:27 – “Noo! STOP!”
perfect.
my ovaries just exploded. thanks everyone.
too obvious?
I’m at a loss here.
babies are the worst